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Tampa Nekkid 2022- Not Dead Yet! 2022

12/02 01:00 PM to 12/04 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

The 34th Analversary of TBH3’s Tampa Nekkid Campout

Theme: “Not Dead Yet!”
Friday Trail: Welcum you beautiful creatures of the night! Let’s rock with the band and meander a tent shot crawl while we still have one foot out of the grave! Think zombies, vampires, etc.
Saturday Show & Foam Party: Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Will you outlive the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog?!? Dress as any movie character or the elderly-esque pagan townsfolk!

Payment Info
FIRST 100 PAID = FIRST 100 REGO’D
You will NOT have a rego spot until you pay!
COST: $120.00
Please use friends & family option:
Venmo- @Nathan-VanTiem (add your hash name)
PayPal: nathanvt2000@yahoo.com (@PuppyH3)

MM will handle rego transfers/refunds.
-Refunds end Thursday November 10th at 10:00PM.NO EXCEPTIONS
-Rego transfers will close Friday November 25th at 10:00PM EST. The final list has to be sent to “Bare RV Resort” for check-in process to be complete. NO EXCEPTIONS

What is included?
• We guarantee plenty of BEER, CIDER, SELTZER and Bloody Mary/Mimosa Bar.
• Meals throughout the weekend including:
o Friday Dinner- Pizza (veggie option &/or GF option)
o Friday late night snack- Chili (veggie option)
o Saturday Breakfast- Bacon, sausage, biscuits, gravy, fruit (veggie &/or GF option)
o Saturday Lunch- Subs, wraps, chips (veggie &/or GF option)
o Saturday Dinner- Taco Bar with all the fixings! (veggie &/or GF option)
o Saturday midnight snack- PUPPY STEW
o Sunday- continental breakfast and leftovers
• Shenanigans!!!!!!!! Nekkidness (if you’re not shy), a fantastic patch (designed by Ping), trail, bar blending, use of all the resort facilities (hot tub, indoor & outdoor heated showers, pool, foam machine, etc.) and all the fun you wankers bring with you!

CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL at the campground however, you can’t wear clothes in the hot tub/pool and please wear something on the ride over and during Saturday trail!!

No dogs, no firearms, no children, no explicit drugs!!! Do NOT abuse this! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Campground does not open until 1:00PM on Friday, December 2nd. Your MM must set up, lug shit around, get port-a -potties delivered, etc. Do NOT arrive before 1:00PM.

Important info:
CAMPING OPTIONS: There are 3 camping options this year. You can also add Thursday and or Sunday night at an extra fee of $40 per night.
1. Traditional Tent camping- maps will be provided to show where camping is allowable, ask a MM member if you are unsure where to set up.
2. Building- Flying in and can’t bring a tent? Too lazy to set up a tent? Or just want to try something new? You can now camp INSIDE the previous museum building! It is empty, just throw down an air mattress, hang a tarp for privacy (or not) and go. PLEASE no speakers in the building and do NOT shut the rollaway doors (fire hazard).
3. Car/Van camping- we have limited spaces for car/truck/van camping in the back field, a map will be provided to show where to park and not to block access, ask a MM member if you are unsure. There will not be electric or water hook ups for larger vans.

RVS: 2-3 weeks prior to the event, any available RV spots will be released to us. There could be 1, 6, or 0. Any available spots will be raffled off with proceeds donated to 501c3 “Feeding Pasco’s Elderly”. You can read about them here: https://feedingpasco.com/. You must have a rego to be in the raffle and there is no guarantee spots will be available.

FLIGHTS: If you’re flying in and need to be picked up at Tampa International Airport or St. Pete International Airport, e-mail (TBD) with ALL flight information (airline, flight number, date of arrival, date of departure, airport TPA or PIE), nerd name and hash name. We will try to coordinate hashers who can Uber together or assist with a ride, but this is not always guaranteed, we do our best.

CHECK-IN PROCESS:
1. Bare RV Resort will provide a QR code so each hasher can pre-register for the weekend with the resort itself. This will prompt you to upload a Driver’s License or other form of ID and fill out associated info.
2. Upon arriving on Friday, you will check-in with Balldo for the hash event to get patch and designated wrist bands.
3. Bare RV Resort will take a photo, and have you sign into their system recording you are on the property.
4. MM will sign everyone out when the event is over.

SMOKING: Please smoke in the designated fire pit area, marijuana is ok. Vapes allowed outside fire pit area.

HAB: There will be an optional gimme & HAB available for purchase in an online store (link to be provided). The store will be open for a limited time and items will be made to order and shipped to campout or to your address. Please be patient, this is something new!

Finally, while clothing is optional this weekend, consent is not. Always ask even if you know someone!


Not Dead Yet!

This is a camping hash. You will need a tent, sleeping bag, pillow, towels, chair, bug spray, sunscreen, condoms (?!?) a drinking vessel, air mattress, tarp (for rain), cranium lights etc. You can also bring theme costumes, onesies, glow sticks; and if environmentally conscious, your own cutlery and camp plates/bowels to eat with so we do not create so much trash.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

1:00PM Check-in begins, don’t forget to set up your tent!!!!!
3:00PM Liquid libations begin
6:00PM-7:30PM Dinner
8:00PM Make your way to the stage for one hell of a show that will rock you to the bones!
10:00PM Tent Shot Crawl- Theme: Creatures of the night! Trail #(TBD)
TBDLate Night Chili courtesy of Come Fly the Furry Skies & Smack N’ Quiver


8:30AM-10:00AM Breakfast with Bloody Mary & Mimosa Bar
11:00AM Circle Up for Trail (TBD)
11:30AM Hares Away
12:00PM-2:00PM Lunch (will be available for trail attendees upon return)
2:30PM-4:00PM Limber up for Nekkid Twister, hash shenanigans at the pool, a bar blend-off, patch whoring!
5:30PM-7:30PM Dinner
8:00PM- Juke Box Karaoke! Pay the piper, down a beer, take a shot and sing your heart out! Dance and foam party!
12:00AM- Puppy stew is served with a midnight movie


9:00AM Continental Breakfast and leftovers, Bloody Mary and Mimosa Bar
12:00PM Pack yourself and your things and GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

125 Hashers came

including:

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Gritty Kitty

(TBH3)

Rimjob ringleader the greatest ho on earth

(MiamiH3)

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

All Hands On Dick

(Wildcard H3)

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
...

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Penis Fly Trap

(TTH3)

Jingle Pants

(Greater Lansing H3)

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Amber Alert

Corned Beef and Hurricane H3
...

3-Way Plug

(MOOOOUSTON)

A-Whore-A

(Kittens H3)

2 Rung Circus

Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers
...

10/28/88

UHHH
Never. Leave. Camp.

Whorenament

No Strings Attached H3
...

Just Tina

(Richmond H3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

How I Met My Member

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah (TBH3)

Tampa Bay H3
...

Zam Boneher

Tampa Bay H3
Oblivious to the obvio...

Senior Spitizen

Jacksonville H3
Boccee in FIVE MINUTES!

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Black staph in my ass

(O2H3)

Plugs Bunny

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tessa

(GATRH3)

Sunday School Stroker

(TTH3)

Can I Get U Off?

Darkie H3
Strong jaw muscles, an...

Chinchin Calibrator

Other Orlando H3
...

Takes it like a Chimp

Tampa Bay H3
Lyka Chimp

Spunk Monkey

Wandering Road Trash Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cirque De Sphincter tbh3

(TBH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Lana's Gotta Eat

Tampa Bay H3
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dish soap daddy

(GATRH3)

Metawhorical Sunshine

Bay 2 Beaches H3
...

Hot Nutz

Houseless not Homeless
Licensed to be nutz

Cannabis Licked Her

Tampa Bay H3
Wish you were beer!

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Come Fly the Furry Skies

(TBH3)

Gigglegasm

(TBH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
...

Hops on Pops

(GATRH3)

Urine Trouble

Tampa Bay H3
...

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Pandamoanium

Miami H3
...

3 Holer

(DCH3)

Jane fondle my ass

(TBH3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

4 Whores & 7 Beers Ago

Other Orlando H3
...

PleasureChest

Tampa Bay H3
...

Frigid Hole

(PhoenixH3)

Bearly Blue

Jacksonville H3
I aim to misbehave.

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Ring my ding a ling

(TBH3)

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Hay Baley Shit Daddy

Naked Pirate H3
...

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Fecal Fucker

(RoadWhore)

Snozzberries Taste Like Penis

(NPH3)

By the hour

(HereticsH3)

Spoke Her

(O2H3)

Just Rae

(GATRH3)

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Fucked the son of a preacher man

(WMTBH3)

Little Peter ass eater

(TBH3)

O Face Mountain

Tampa Bay H3
...

I Shart the Sheriff

(SurvivorH3)

Fits Right In

Tampa Bay H3
It’s FRI-YAY!

Cocaine Blowtrain

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Bi N Bulk

(JRH3)

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Itchy Balls

(VBH3)

Gaping Asshole

(PhoenixH3)

Where’s Balldo?

Tampa Bay H3
...

Moochin' Wench

Beers And Tacos H3
...

Cumbrella ☔️

Tampa Bay H3
☔️ Cumbrella

K.I.S.S

(JRH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmington H3
You're Welcome

Smack N Quiver

Tampa Bay H3
...

Da Udder White Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Harley Queef

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Bilbo's Dildo

Clam Hash House Harriettes
...

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher f...

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

J-E-L-L-HO!

(CH3)

DILTDO DRAGONS

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dildo Shaggins

(St. Pete H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

The pickle maker

(PBH3)

Helen Smeller

(BVDH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Hot Lips

Grand Rapids H3
Me

Peas on my face

Tampa Bay H3
...

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Private Snowball

(FH5)

Teddy Roughskin the Carpet Shark

(TAH3)

JustAshley

Tampa Bay H3
...

Bum Chum

(CircusH3)

Ping Pong Penis Paddler

Tampa Bay H3
Who? Me?

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Pooperrazzi

Tidewater H3
...

Melts in your mouth

(BVDH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Bitch Don't Know shit

(PBH3)

Bubble Lick Us

Tampa Bay H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)