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Beach Stumble WEEKEND 2022

08/05 03:00 PM to 08/07 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $99*

Hare(s):

Where’s Balldo?

Shiggy:

Wemcum back for Beach Stumble 2022 edition!

Send $99.00 rego payment via the following:
-Venmo @Nathan-VanTiem
-PayPal (friends and family) @PuppyH3

You have 48 hours to pay your rego to confirm your spot, if no payment is received you will be moved to the bottom of the waitlist.

Blind Pass Resort will host all of us halfminds yet again, for a weekend of debauchery and shenanigans. Nudity is allowed on the pool-side ONLY; please do not go through parking lot, to courtyard, or run to a car nekkid! Hotel and room information is under the "Accomodations" tab.

Theme : “Under the Sea”

Friday night shooting star trail will arise from the depths of our very own Tampa Bay Trench. Embody your inner deep-sea fantasy and put on your best bioluminescent, glittery, shiny, dark, lingerie/costumes/attire to represent the less-than-wholesome creatures that may be lurking in the deep!

The main Pub Crawl Trail #1173, falls on National Sea Serpent Day! We want to see your most creative costumes; whip up some wet and salty sea monsters, sea creatures, sharks, mermaids, turtles and more! Remeber, no nudity for this trail! This trail includes 3 stops with drink tickets and extra credit options. Don't forget to bring ID, Cash, Cards on trail.

Attendees will have the opportunity to hash with St. Pete H3 on Friday evening, included in you rego fee(optional)!

We will set up on Sunset Beach on Saturday to have the hasher floatila, frozen cocktails, lunch, swimming and sunning the buns. Don't forget your towels, umbrellas, sunscreen, vessels, sunglasses, hats, canopies, shoes, bags, cash.
Please do not set up under MM canopy, this is strictly for MM to run lunch and drinks out of. If you need shade, please bring your own canopy/ umbrella to the beach!

Bring any liquor you wish to donate to the hash bar to help keep the poolside drinks flowing through the weekend.

What is included:
- Breakfast x 2
- Lunch on Saturday
- Dinner x 2
- Bloody Mary & Mimosa bar x 2
- SPH3 trail Friday evening
- Beer, seltzer, cider flowing Friday afternoon to Sunday mid-day
- Gimmie & patch
- Pub Crawl Trail with drink tickets and 3 stops

Refunds will be granted until July 1st, 2022. Transfers from July 2nd to July 29th, no rego changes after that.


Under the Sea

Location Details

Blind Pass Resort

7901 Blind Pass Rd, St Pete Beach, FL 33706

Blind Pass Resort

Our Hash Hotel will remain the same located at: 7901 Blind Pass Rd, St Pete Beach, FL 33706

The cost for every room has increased since the 2020 rates that were honored in 2021 and increased again this January 2022, affecting all weekend reservations.

The cost is $500 for the weekend; this is inclusive of fees, taxes, and additional people on air mattresses (if applicable).

Coming in early or staying late is $147 per night (Thursday, Sunday, etc.)

Blind Pass Resort Capacity is 76 people (not including air mattresses). We have hard capped at 69 drunkards to better utilize rooms this year. Rooms will be assigned in a lottery based on rego order, preference and capacity. Once all rego spots are filled, coordinate with others to find roomies. The Assigned room list will be given to Blind Pass and then regoed hashers can call and make $250 deposit on your assigned room only.

This is a request of the resort due to issues that happened last year


Schedule of Events

3:00PM- Registration and check in opens

4:00PM- HAB fair and beer begins to flow

6:00PM- SPH3 Trail #197 (off property) “Stumble into Stumble Trail” hared by Haystack and Snatch!

7:30PM- Pool side pizza party, Hasher bar opens for frozen cunt-cock-tions and pool shenanigans!

9:00PM- Circle-up in the “quiet side” courtyard for the Shooting Star Trail Room Crawl!! Dig yourself out of the depths of the Tampa Bay Trench! Don your deepest, darkest, sparkly attire one would expect to surface from the dregs of the sea!

10:00PM- Or whenever the Shooting Star Trail ends…. Optional nekkid pool party!


9:00AM- Catered Full Breakfast, mimosa, and bloody Mary bar

11:00AM- Pack your s* for the beach, get in courtesy shuttles (Please bring 1$ each way to tip for free ride), or organize a group Uber/Lyft/etc. Do NOT drive drunk, parking is VERY limited at beach.

11:30AM- START of Hasher Beach Party and Ocean Float

1:00PM- Lunch- subs, wraps, chips and frozen drinks on the beach

4:00PM- END of beach party, make your way back to Blind Pass Resort via
shuttles or Uber/Lyft/Etc.

5:30PM- Big ol’ Italian Dinner at Blind Pass Resort

7:15PM- Circle-up poolside for the Sea Serpent Pub Crawl! Keep up with the motion of the ocean, we want to sea your best sea creature, sea serpent, mermaid, pirate, or other “Under the Sea” costume!

Must have ID on trail, don’t forget drink tickets, extra cash/card

12:00AM- Mid-night optional nekkid pool party!


9:00AM- Kill the left-overs, full breakfast with mimosas and bloody Mary’s pool social

12:00PM- Pack your s* and check out


Public Event

See the full list!

74 Hashers came

including:

Kiddie

(TBH3)

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Hay Baley Shit Daddy

Naked Pirate H3
...

Venomous Cooter

(TBH3)

Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker

(TBH3)

Hot Nutz

Tampa
Licensed to be nutz

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Tampon Puller

(SPH3 )

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Dildo Shaggins

(St. Pete H3)

Phony the tiger

(JaxH3)

SexHer

(GATRH3)

Peas on my face

Tampa Bay H3
...

Male slot

(Denver H3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

4” spike

(KWH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(AVLH3)

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Just Sean

(TBH3)

Kink Stink & Ink

(JaxH3)

Hnic

(KWH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Dances With Dildos

Tampa Bay H3
...

Lana's Gotta Eat

(Tampa Bay H3)

U*Drive, I'll F*ck

Tampa Bay H3
...

Manchowderchacha (CHA CHA)

Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers
...

Smack N Quiver

(TBH3)

Loose Early

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Huddle House Humper

(JaxH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Farm is a Movie Star…....

Rectum Ryder

(TBH3)

Gladheateher

(MiamiH3)

JustAshley

Tampa Bay H3
...

HR Cuff n Stuff

(JaxH3)

Fluffer

(TBH3)

Dude! Where’s My C*nt?!

(BaconH3)

Bytes Himself

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Cannabis Licked Her

Tampa Bay H3
Wish you were beer!

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Da Udder White Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Fahrfug-anal (FFA)

(DTWH3)

Lady GagGag

Naked Pirate H3
...

Sprechen

(MosquitoH3)

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

Jello Clot

Daytona Beach H3
...

Ring my ding a ling

(Tbh3)

Down n Dirty

(O2H3)

Metawhorical Sunshine

(B2BH3)

Whore With No Name

(BVDH3)

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

O’Face mountain

(TBH3)

Black Eye P A

Memphis H3
...

Peterfile

(Tampa Bay H3)

Spunk monkey

(DCRW)

Survivor of the Queerest

(DBH3)

Senator Larry Craig

Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers
Is this weird? I am go...

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!