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TAHHH Tornado Alley H3 Campout 2020

09/11 03:00 PM to 09/13 11:00 AM

A TAHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $77

Once again TAH3 is invading Kanopolis Lake for our campout weekend. All 5 of the cabins in the Little Bluestem Loop have been rented by hashers. There is plenty of space around the cabins for tents but space is first-cum, first-served. There are camping spots down the road a bit that can be reserved if you'd like to set your tent up a bit farther away from the action. In order to reserve one of those, you'll need to visit Reserve America to choose a site in the Yucca loop. Everyone will also have to pay a parking fee when you arrive. The Ranger will harass us relentlessly if you don't pay shortly after arriving so do us all a favor and pay it shortly after setting up your space. This is also the same weekend as the Horsethief Canyon 10K Trail Run which is a separate registration if you choose to do this r*n. Details will be posted here as soon as they are available.

So, what does your $77 get you? It gets you 69 + 8 more!!! But seriously you'll get meals Friday evening through Sunday morning, 4 trails, kick-ass swag, morning mimosas/Bloody Marys, trail beer, bottled water and great memories.

Notable Mentions:
--NO dogs
--Hab at Bat Masterson: 10:00 AM - 8:00 PM Knock and wait, this is not hashpitality.
--Hashpitality is in the Bill Doolin cabin. Hours: 6:00 AM - 10:00 PM
--The check-in tent will be at the start of the Little Bluestem road.
--Check-in tent will be moved behind haspitality cabin and will serve as a common spot for circle and meals.

Friday:
Check-in: 3:30 PM – 5:30 PM
Dinner: 6:00 PM
Welcum trail: 7:00 PM (Shart and CIA)

Saturday:
7:00 AM: Breakfast
8:00 AM: Race-ists go to race site
9:00 AM: Race trail (PeeQuad)
9:15 AM: Non-race-ists go to race finish to set up brunch
10:00 AM – 12:30 PM: Brunch/Racist circle and return to Camp TAH3
1:00 PM - Lunch
3:00 PM: Trail (BW, Fisty and MNM)
7:00 PM - Dinner
Sunset - Get funky w/Sir Dip's Dusk 'til Disco Power Hour
Later - Tiger King trail (3Ds)

Sunday:
7:00 AM – 9:30 AM: Eat all the leftovers!
10:00 AM: Fuck-off trail (NBA)


Saturday will have a Disco Power Hour and a "midnight" Tiger King trail

General camping gear including tent, bedding, LOTS of sunscreen and bug spray, a hat (ticks are everywhere), water, snacks, weather appropriate clothing, swimming suit(s) and something inflatable for floating + water shoes if you want to get in the lake. But this is also a hash event so bring a vessel, hash appropriate attire, your whistle, kennel swag to sell (if you have it) and anything else you'd normally bring to a hash event.

Start Location Details

Kanopolis State Park - Little Bluestem Area

Start Location TBA

Public Event

19 Hashers cumming:

Butthole Whisperer

Tornado Alley H3
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Caught In Action

Tornado Alley H3
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Dead Doggy Dicks

Tornado Alley H3
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DewDrops and PoppyCocks

Springfield Hash House Harriers
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Postpartum Pitt Pisser

Tornado Alley H3
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RU Choking Dirty Bitch

Tornado Alley H3
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Shart Attack

Tornado Alley H3
Shart Attack

Sticky Facial

Springfield Hash House Harriers
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Two in the Stink Gummin the Pink

Tornado Alley H3
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Two Wall Bangers

Kansas City H3
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Fist & Shout

(TAH3)

Lick Van Fecal

(Kansas City H3)

Mount N Ma’am

(TAH3)

NBA

(TAHHH)

nnJeremy

(TAH3)

nnOwen

(TAH3)

Oops I Squirtled Again

(Tornado Alley H3)

Red Cock Rising

(KCH3)

Son Bathe Her

(KCH3)