Cost: $99*
What: minK 2020
When: August 21-23
Where: Clinton Lake (Lawrence, KS)
Hash cash: $69-$99
Rego cap: 180
minK 2020 will be at the Bloomington West campgrounds at Clinton Lake just outside of Lawrence, KS. This campground is secluded from muggles, offers plenty of shade, is walking distance to the beach and is less than a mile from the boat ramp. It also features shower houses, a play ground, a sand volleyball pit and plenty of room for activities. It does not, however, feature any type of enclosed (air conditioned) shelter. MM will be bringing in a trailer and grill for kitchen and cooking purposes as well as a large tent w/tables and chairs for a centralized gathering location. Parking is also quite limited so carpooling is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.
Rego pricing:
Pre-sale: $69
Thirsty Fucks: $79
Average Wanks: $89
Full up: $99
The numbers in each pricing bracket will be dependent upon how many of last year's attendees get in on the pre-sale.
FAQs:
Q: How do I transfer my rego?
A: We do have a wait list so if you don't have anyone in mind and just need to dump your rego, pick someone from the wait list and reach out to that person. Click here for Waiting List MM is not issuing any refunds so you the seller will need to get money directly from the buyer. Once money has changed hands, complete the Rego Transfer form and MM will take care of the rest. If you know who you want to sell your rego to and they are not on the wait list, you'll need to have that person join the wait list prior to completing the transfer process. Click Here for Transfer Form If the person you are transferring to isn't currently on the Wait List, tell that wanker to visit this page and get on the Wait List.
Q: Why is the cap so low?
A: The bulk of KS lakes were severely flooded during the summer of 2019. Several lakes (including Kaw where minK 2016 was held) aren't even considering taking reservations until Jan-March of 2020 since clean-up efforts will be the deciding factor in what is open at each lake. Bloomington West was the best way to get an isolated group site secured so that registration and planning could begin now.
Q: Can I bring my RV or camper?
A: No, there simply isn't space for campers and/or RVs. The few spaces that have electricity will need to be utilized for food storage and to run the kitchen.
Q: What dietary needs will be taken care of with food and beverages?
A: There will be meals for carnivores, omnivores, herbivores and all the 'vores in between. We will also have gluten-full and gluten-free beverages and meals. PLEASE indicate any of these needs when you rego so we can make sure there are enough food and beverages.
Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: No animals will be allowed except for certified service animals. If you show up with your fur baby you will be asked to take him/her somewhere else for the duration of the camp out. You will be welcomed back with open arms (or a shot of Malort) when you return without your fur baby.
Q: Can I bring my kids?
A: No one under the age of 21 is allowed at minK 2020.
Q: Can I get nekkid?
A: This is a state park that does have a ranger that periodically checks in on campers and sites. Yes we are quite secluded from the general population but it is technically illegal to be naked. Several members of minK MM have been to this site and people have been naked on this site without issue so as long as we keep ourselves in check enough to prevent the ranger from having a reason to come check in on us, nudity should be ok.
General camping gear including tent, bedding, LOTS of sunscreen and bug spray, a hat (ticks are everywhere), water, snacks, weather appropriate clothing, swimming suit(s) and something inflatable for floating + water shoes if you want to get in the lake. But this is also a hash event so bring a vessel, hash appropriate attire, your whistle, kennel swag to sell (if you have it) and anything else you'd normally bring to a hash event.
1:00 PM - Check-in (kegs tapped at this time)
7:00 PM - Dinner
8:00 PM - Welcum trail
11:00 PM - Lingerie/Glow/Nekkid trail
9:00 AM - Breakfast
10:30 AM - Mimosa yoga
12:30 PM - Lunch
1:00 PM - Buses leave for trail
5:30 PM - Buses return from trail
5:45 PM - Circle
7:30 PM - Dinner
9:00 AM - Breakfast
12:00 PM - GTFO
including:
Two Tanks Fucking
(KCH3)
Three Nipples Two Shakes
(2MH3)
Turkasian Squirts
(Midwest Road Whores)
Red Cock Rising
(KCH3)
Frozen Fish Dicks
(OmahaH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Ballzheimers
(BDH3)
Spock Blocked and Dropped it
(LH3)
Louisville Plugger
(CoMoTIONH3)
Baa Baa Back Ho
(KCH3)
Old Pappy MackMalort
(LH3)
Dyke N Cover
(QCH3)
Cheery Ho!
(CoMoTIONH3)
Funkle Fester the Vein Molestor
(2MH3)
Lust & Found
(CoMoTIONH3)
Spewter
(Midwest Road Whores)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Lick Van Fecal
(KCH3)
Cougar Moist Panties
(TITS)
Quality Beef
(QCH3)
NFHN Jeff
(T.I.T.S.)
Whore's Bath
(TITS)
Egg Beater
(T.I.T.S.)
Rainbow Pussy Shit
(OH3)
Bloodsport FuckMonkey
(LH3)
Indian Spills
(OmahaH3)
Fairy God Fucker
(OH3)
No Blow Bike Hoe
(CFH3)
Nose Before Hoes
(KCH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dr Fills
(LH3)
Rump Ranger Ralph
(DenverH3)
Dicks & D'Orcs
(OmahaH3)
Thanks for the Mammories
(OmahaH3)
PVC
(TITS)
Preparation Her
(CRH3 CRapids)
Humping Iron
(TrvlWhrH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(LARRYVILLE!!)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Clitter Boxxx
(CoMoTIONH3)
Cooter Kracken
(OH3)
Just Blair
(AVLH3)
Cheesy Stache
(CoMoTIONH3)
NBA
(TAH3)
The Gatekeeper
(CedarFalls)
Mile High Chub
(QCH3)
Driponya
(LARRRRYYYYYVILLLL...)
High on the Hog
(NASTyH3)
Climb & Punishment
(LBH3)
R U Choking Dirty Bitch
(TAH3)
downward dog shit
(KCH3)
You Pick My Pussy
(Springfield H3)
Scarlett Blo-Hansen
(Water Bear H3 )
International Dick Magnet
(Springfield H3 )
Lickety Clit
(Midwest Road Whores)
Chihuahha
(KCH3)
Fingerwave
(OmahaH3)
Crack 4 Beer
(TTTH3)
You Had Me At Anal
(DenverH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Inspect Her Gadget
(TITS)
mr latex
(LH3)
Backbone Her
(2MH3)
LOGO
(Oklahoma City Wil...)
Sir DipStick
(TAHHH)
Sticky Butt Delicious
(CFH3)
Enter the Wagon
(Larryville)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Porkscrew
(QCH3)
Forge Washington
(QCH3)
Urine Trouble
(QCH3)
#Buttstuff
(QCH3)
STOOL SAMPLED
(LAAAAAAAAAARRRRRY...)
Two Wall Bangers
(KCH3 )
Comrade Scrotrates
(LH3)
BigJerk
(Water Bear H3)
Clean & Jerk Off
(PH3IL)
Wet Hot Farts
(KCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Tits for Tots
(TITS)
Is It In You Yet?
(BigHumpH3)
Palm Pilot
(CoMoTIONH3)
Tokin the Ivory Asshole
(CoMoTIONH3)
Booby Snacks
(MNH3)
Fast Chug
(KCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(SAH3)
Sanitary Sanchez
(CoMoTIONH3)
Little Red Driving Wood
(LH3)
Eat-A-Pole Complex
(VoodooH3)
Ginger Bushman
(OH3)
Smokey Bare Ass
(CoMoTIONH3)
Sexual Pollution
(QCH3)
Wet cherry Surprise
(CRapids)
Dickin’ Donuts
(SeniorsH3)
Mission Assquire
(Homeless H3)
Cumz Bi Anally
(KCH3)
Pistol Pecker
(TITS)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cumming About
(LH3)
Homewrecker
(Larryville)
Does Dumb Things
(Flying Monkey Has...)
Designated Drive Her
(TITS)
NFHN Dana
(TITS)
In Your Endo
(UpChuck H3)
Just Christi
(Springfield H3)
Cocktioneer
(CoMoTIONH3)
Calendar Girl
(LostBoobs)
Penile Metacarpals
(MCH3)
T&A
(KCH3)
Just Ben
(DC Road Whores)
Cherry Poppins
(2MH3)
NoNameLaura
(Crapids H3)
Five Dollar Foot Dong
(CoMoTIONH3)
Helicocktor
(TITS)
Pukey Tickle Twat
(T.I.T.S.)
Bubbles
(CoMoTIONH3)
Don't Go Chasing Fireball
(YBRH3)
Nun Too Pleased
(LH3)
Read My Lips
(QCH3)
Blowin' With the Winds
(BloNoH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Dicknutized
(TAHHH)
Slippery When Prepped
(TAH3)
Sprainkles
(LH3)
Sailor Moon
(CFH3)
Free My Willy
(OmahaH3)
Brazilian Banjo
(CoMoTIONH3)
Hot tub grind machine
(QCH3)
Pastorbator
(OmahaH3)
just yanan
(LH3)
Lick N Slide
(TITS)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Smoke That Dick
(LARRYVILLE LARRYV...)
M*A*S*H
(OH3)
Private Party Princess
(OmahaH3)
Wanna Sit On Santa’s Lap!?
(Water Bears H3)
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