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Organizers:

Melons of Troy

TAH3

The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships

TAH3 Camp White Wedding 2024

04/19 03:00 PM to 04/21 01:00 PM

A TAH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89

Mawridge, mawridge is what bwings us togever today. Why? Because it's a nice day for a White Wedding!!

Pop on your puffy sleeves and tease your hair with enough Aquanet to choke a whore!! It's time to celebrate the nuptials of our favorite Campsite Owner, Boom Boom and his lady love Just Barb!!

Cum join us for:
Three days of beer, tents, hashlympdics, beer, shiggy, bonfires, yucca, LPR, garter-tossing good shots, delicious home-cooked meals, half-minds, songs, and general shenanigans.

This year's theme: White Wedding! There will be hashy bachelor / bachelorette games, a midnight shot trail in search of cherry's to pop and virgins to sacrifice, Saturday night costumed dance party, and more. So walk slowly down the isle and get ready to party until the last bridesmaid passes out!

When: April 19-21st, sign-in opens at 3pm April 19th
Where: As always, located on the beautiful property of Boom-Boom in Quincy, FL
Hares: TBD (Let me know if you want to volunteer!)
Rego: $89 by April 13th, (pay by March 26th to guarantee a gimmie); $100 cash at the door.
What you get: endless beer, food-food-food (Friday dinner, 3 Saturday meals, & Sunday breakfast), tent space, HOT showers, bonfires, shiggylicious trail, yucca, LPR, a shot trail, hashlympdics, a great gimmie, and anything else we can think of to tempt ya to Camp White Wedding!
NO dogs. This is a direct request from the property owner and not up to MM so please don't ask for exceptions.
CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL however, during the daytime, make sure you are not visible to the road.
You may bring an RV/camper however, there are no hookups available so keep that in mind.


80's White Wedding

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Public Event

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78 Hashers came

including:

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Incomplete Evacuation

(PCH3)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

BraveShart

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Kleptopatra

Klepto Gone Rogue (Hash House Harriette)
Possession isn’t 9/10t...

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Just Denson

(TandAH3)

B-SHIT

(PCH3)

SEA MY DUNES

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID...

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Oral B

(GATRH3)

BOBO

(PCH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3/Chaos H3
...

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
yup..

Daddy whore bucks

(TAH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

Just Kevin

(TAH3)

ICLITERATE

(Gatrh3)

Little Red Caboose

(PCH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(TAH3)

DJ NOOKIE WOOKIE

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Hippie

(TAH3)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Flying Saucers

(JaxUH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Just James

(TAH3)

Just Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Old Smell Her

(ECH3)

DMC

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Jimmy Crack Cock

(PanHandle Cosacs)

Black Staph In My Ass

Other Orlando H3
...

Just Dre

(PCH3)

Diesel Fit Her

(PCH3)

Nancy Chew

(PanHandle Cossacs)

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

Whoreticulture

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Plugs Bunny

(TAH3)

No-Cunt-ry-For-Fuckin-Men

(PCH3)

FINE IF SHE'S SWINE

(SCH3)

Rock Paper SexHer

(GATRH3)

Daddy's Cum Drop

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Brown Bag Special

(PCH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Palm Beach Hurricane H3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Four Quarter Hustler

(PCH3)

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Carl’s Velvet Manchpilon

(GATRH3)

Oops I Fisted Again

(TAH3)

Sext Me Something Good

Panama City H3
...

Dish Soap Daddy

(GATRH3)

Secur-A-Titties

(PCH3)

Luna Lovegiggles

(TeH3)

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Teener Schnitzel

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Alopeecia Pussy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Alabama Slam Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Porta Juicy

(ECH3)

Just Nikki

(No-home)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Dildozer

(TCH3)

Fecal Fucker

Daytona Beach H3
FeFu aka Oompa Lumpa S...

Ping Pong Penis Paddler

Tampa Bay H3
Who? Me?

Fire N the Hole

(JaxUH3)

Mini Pooper

(PCH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(Nomad)