Event Banner Image

This event is over.

Organizers:

Melons of Troy

TAH3

The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships

TAH3 Camp White Wedding 2024

04/19 03:00 PM to 04/21 01:00 PM

A TAH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89

Mawridge, mawridge is what bwings us togever today. Why? Because it's a nice day for a White Wedding!!

Pop on your puffy sleeves and tease your hair with enough Aquanet to choke a whore!! It's time to celebrate the nuptials of our favorite Campsite Owner, Boom Boom and his lady love Just Barb!!

Cum join us for:
Three days of beer, tents, hashlympdics, beer, shiggy, bonfires, yucca, LPR, garter-tossing good shots, delicious home-cooked meals, half-minds, songs, and general shenanigans.

This year's theme: White Wedding! There will be hashy bachelor / bachelorette games, a midnight shot trail in search of cherry's to pop and virgins to sacrifice, Saturday night costumed dance party, and more. So walk slowly down the isle and get ready to party until the last bridesmaid passes out!

When: April 19-21st, sign-in opens at 3pm April 19th
Where: As always, located on the beautiful property of Boom-Boom in Quincy, FL
Hares: TBD (Let me know if you want to volunteer!)
Rego: $89 by April 13th, (pay by March 26th to guarantee a gimmie); $100 cash at the door.
What you get: endless beer, food-food-food (Friday dinner, 3 Saturday meals, & Sunday breakfast), tent space, HOT showers, bonfires, shiggylicious trail, yucca, LPR, a shot trail, hashlympdics, a great gimmie, and anything else we can think of to tempt ya to Camp White Wedding!
NO dogs. This is a direct request from the property owner and not up to MM so please don't ask for exceptions.
CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL however, during the daytime, make sure you are not visible to the road.
You may bring an RV/camper however, there are no hookups available so keep that in mind.


80's White Wedding

Start Location Details

Public Event

See the full list!

78 Hashers came

including:

Sext Me Something Good

Panama City H3
...

Alopeecia Pussy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Black Staph In My Ass

Other Orlando H3
...

Nancy Chew

(PanHandle Cossacs)

Incomplete Evacuation

(PCH3)

Daddy's Cum Drop

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Four Quarter Hustler

(PCH3)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Dildozer

(TCH3)

Mini Pooper

(PCH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Porta Juicy

(ECH3)

Old Smell Her

(ECH3)

Secur-A-Titties

(PCH3)

BOBO

(PCH3)

Luna Lovegiggles

(TeH3)

Just James

(TAH3)

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3/Chaos H3
...

Fecal Fucker

Daytona Beach H3
FeFu aka Oompa Lumpa S...

Carl’s Velvet Manchpilon

(GATRH3)

Dish Soap Daddy

(GATRH3)

Rock Paper SexHer

(GATRH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Just Kevin

(TAH3)

Hippie

(TAH3)

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Kleptopatra

Klepto Gone Rogue (Hash House Harriette)
Possession isn’t 9/10t...

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

(JaxH3)

Brown Bag Special

(PCH3)

Flying Saucers

(JaxUH3)

Oops I Fisted Again

(TAH3)

Plugs Bunny

(TAH3)

Just Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Just Dre

(PCH3)

Little Red Caboose

(PCH3)

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Palm Beach Hurricane H3
...

BraveShart

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

B-SHIT

(PCH3)

SEA MY DUNES

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID...

Whoreticulture

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

FINE IF SHE'S SWINE

(SCH3)

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
yup..

Just Denson

(TandAH3)

Ping Pong Penis Paddler

Tampa Bay H3
Who? Me?

Ginger Wallbanger

(Nomad)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Alabama Slam Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Teener Schnitzel

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Fire N the Hole

(JaxUH3)

DMC

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Nikki

(No-home)

Jimmy Crack Cock

(PanHandle Cosacs)

Oral B

(GATRH3)

Daddy whore bucks

(TAH3)

ICLITERATE

(Gatrh3)

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

Diesel Fit Her

(PCH3)

DJ NOOKIE WOOKIE

(Tallahassee & Are...)

No-Cunt-ry-For-Fuckin-Men

(PCH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(TAH3)