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Organizers:

Melons of Troy

TAH3

The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships

TAH3 Camp White Wedding 2024

04/19 03:00 PM to 04/21 01:00 PM

A TAH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89

Mawridge, mawridge is what bwings us togever today. Why? Because it's a nice day for a White Wedding!!

Pop on your puffy sleeves and tease your hair with enough Aquanet to choke a whore!! It's time to celebrate the nuptials of our favorite Campsite Owner, Boom Boom and his lady love Just Barb!!

Cum join us for:
Three days of beer, tents, hashlympdics, beer, shiggy, bonfires, yucca, LPR, garter-tossing good shots, delicious home-cooked meals, half-minds, songs, and general shenanigans.

This year's theme: White Wedding! There will be hashy bachelor / bachelorette games, a midnight shot trail in search of cherry's to pop and virgins to sacrifice, Saturday night costumed dance party, and more. So walk slowly down the isle and get ready to party until the last bridesmaid passes out!

When: April 19-21st, sign-in opens at 3pm April 19th
Where: As always, located on the beautiful property of Boom-Boom in Quincy, FL
Hares: TBD (Let me know if you want to volunteer!)
Rego: $89 by April 13th, (pay by March 26th to guarantee a gimmie); $100 cash at the door.
What you get: endless beer, food-food-food (Friday dinner, 3 Saturday meals, & Sunday breakfast), tent space, HOT showers, bonfires, shiggylicious trail, yucca, LPR, a shot trail, hashlympdics, a great gimmie, and anything else we can think of to tempt ya to Camp White Wedding!
NO dogs. This is a direct request from the property owner and not up to MM so please don't ask for exceptions.
CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL however, during the daytime, make sure you are not visible to the road.
You may bring an RV/camper however, there are no hookups available so keep that in mind.


80's White Wedding

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Public Event

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78 Hashers came

including:

Just James

(TAH3)

BOBO

(PCH3)

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Daddy's Cum Drop

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Teener Schnitzel

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Dildozer

(TCH3)

No-Cunt-ry-For-Fuckin-Men

(PCH3)

Black Staph In My Ass

Other Orlando H3
...

Sparky

(JaxH3)

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Palm Beach Hurricane H3
...

Alabama Slam Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Just Nikki

(No-home)

Jimmy Crack Cock

(PanHandle Cosacs)

Just Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Daddy whore bucks

(TAH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(TAH3)

Just Dre

(PCH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Flying Saucers

(JaxUH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
yup..

Brown Bag Special

(PCH3)

Just Denson

(TandAH3)

Four Quarter Hustler

(PCH3)

Rock Paper SexHer

(GATRH3)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

SHaFTS

Richmond H3
...

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3/Chaos H3
...

Ping Pong Penis Paddler

Tampa Bay H3
Who? Me?

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Just Kevin

(TAH3)

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Little Red Caboose

(PCH3)

Incomplete Evacuation

(PCH3)

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Mini Pooper

(PCH3)

SEA MY DUNES

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID...

Secur-A-Titties

(PCH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(Nomad)

Carl’s Velvet Manchpilon

(GATRH3)

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Porta Juicy

(ECH3)

Oral B

(GATRH3)

ICLITERATE

(Gatrh3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

BraveShart

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

DJ NOOKIE WOOKIE

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Dish Soap Daddy

(GATRH3)

DMC

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hippie

(TAH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

FINE IF SHE'S SWINE

(SCH3)

XXX

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Fire N the Hole

(JaxUH3)

B-SHIT

(PCH3)

Nancy Chew

(PanHandle Cossacs)

Oops I Fisted Again

(TAH3)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

Diesel Fit Her

(PCH3)

Alopeecia Pussy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Luna Lovegiggles

(TeH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Fecal Fucker

Daytona Beach H3
FeFu aka Oompa Lumpa S...

Old Smell Her

(ECH3)

Plugs Bunny

(TAH3)

Whoreticulture

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Sext Me Something Good

Panama City H3
...

Kleptopatra

Klepto Gone Rogue (Hash House Harriette)
Possession isn’t 9/10t...