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TAH3 Camp Star Whores 2026

04/17 03:00 PM

A TAH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $99

STAR WHORES--In a drunken galaxy, real, real near is a period of super campout drunkenness!! From an empty field with kegs and nudity we will win our first battle against the "Dark Side" (Sobriety). Pursued by the threat of hang over and adulthood, hashers will race toward planetary levels of debauchery and hedonism. I'll tell you this, we will do our best to complete a trip around your Uranus!!! May the Schwartz or (Schwanz) be with you or in you! (with consent!!!)

Cum join us for:
Three days of beer, tents, hash olympdicks, beer, shiggy, bonfires, yucca, LPR, horny lightsaber shots, delicious home-cooked meals, half-minds, songs, and general shenanigans.

This year's theme: STAR WHORES! There will be hashy galaxy games, a midnight shot trail in search of Leias to save and Obi-wans to sacrifice, Saturday night costumed dance party, and more. So run towards Uranus with lightsabers on your head and get ready to comb the desert until the last Sith passes out!

When: April 17th, sign-in opens at 3pm

Where: As always, located on the beautiful property of Boom-Boom in Quincy, FL

Hares: Cocaine Blowtrain/ Peggy/ Thunderpuss

Rego: $99 by MARCH 1ST (pay by March 1st to guarantee a gimmie); AFTER MARCH 1st Rego is $120 (or cash at the door- no gimmies guaranteed for same day)

What you get: endless beer, food-food-food (Friday dinner, 3 Saturday meals, & Sunday breakfast), tent space, HOT showers, bonfires, shiggylicious trail, yucca, LPR, a shot trail, hash olympdicks, a great gimmie, and anything else we can think of to tempt you to Camp STAR WHORES!

(NO dogs. This is a direct request from the property owner and not up to MM so please don't ask for exceptions.)

CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL however, during the daytime, make sure you are not visible to the road.
You may bring an RV/camper however, there are no hookups available so keep that in mind.

Theme:
STORM TROOPERS, STAR WHORES,SPACE BALLS, JEDI, DROIDS, SITH

Stuff to Bring:
Bring your own hash vessel or purchase one at the hab table. Disposable vessels will not be provided for you! Hashers not trashers!! We do not have dumpsters for your garbage. Pack out what you pack in except for paper products. ALL PAPER PRODUCTS WILL BE BURNED IN THE FIRES OF MUSTAFAR!

Cost: $99


Start Location Details

As always, located on the beautiful property of Boom-Boom in Quincy, FL

100 Winding Creek Rd, Quincy, Fl 32351

Schedule of Events

3:00 PM Tap-the-Kegs
3-6:00 PM Sign-In/T&AH3 Hab
6-8:00 PM Dinner
8:00 PM Lighting Bonfire
12:00 AM Shooting Star Trail (Wear your best Lightsaber!)


8:00 AM Breakfast/ Irish coffee/ Mimosas & Bloody Marys
11:00 AM Trail Circle Up
11:30 AM Hares Away
1:00 PM Box (AKA Circle)
1:30 PM Lunch
3:00 PM Hash Olympdicks/Hab Fair (bring your own table)
Sign In (for the late cummers)
7:00 PM Dinner
8:00 PM STAR WHORES Dance Party (Wear your best Galaxy gear!)


8:00 AM Breakfast /Irish coffee/ Mimosas & Bloody Marys
10:00 AM Clean-up
12:00 PM On-Out (you don't have to go home but you can't stay here)


Public Event

See the full list!

47 Hashers cumming

including:

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
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Plugs Bunny

(TAH3)

Bad Sex

(GCH3)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dee

(TandAH3)

Mini Pooper

Panama City H3
...

Nancy chew

(Panhandle cossacks)

Fire N the Hole

(PCH3IT)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Banana Coddler

Gulf Coast H3
...

Daddy Whore Bucks

(TeH3)

Carl's velvet mush pilon

(GATRH3)

Ready To Blow

CoonASS H3
...

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TAH3)

Oops! I fisted again

(TAH3)

SEA MY DUNES

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID...

Dishsoap Daddy

(GATRH3)

Flying Saucers

(JaxUH3)

Jimmy Crack Cock

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Just Denson

(T&AH3)

Electric Skidmark

(TAH3)

Fecal Fucker

Daytona Beach H3
FeFu aka Oompa Lumpa S...

Luna Lovegiggles

(T&AH3)

DJ Nookie Wookie

(TAH3)

FINE IF SHE'S SWINE

(SCH3)

B-SHIT

(PCH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Cocaine Blowtrain

(TAH3)

Fester The Molester

Brevard Hash House Harriers
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Baby's First Bullet

(TAH3)

PooperPeePeePickledPecker

(SavH3)

Captain He Brew

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(WSH3)

Just Jen

(TAH3)

Teddy Roughskin the Carpet Shark

(TAH3)

Just Leon (TAH3)

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Secur-A-Titties

(PCH3)

Bibbidi Bobbidi Boobs

TAH3
Have a magical day!

$1000 Fine

Hardly Organized, Barely On-time Hash House Harriers
yup..

Hippie

(TAH3)