Mon Dieu! It's that time of year again! Time to break out the good times for the NINTH Anal SWH3 Courir de la Mardi Gras.

Thaaaaaaat’s right Wanks and Wankettes, it’s the ninth time Madame PoleKat and Monsieur Technically Vagina are tempting you to get thrown out of somewhere. So, on SATURDAY February 22nd. hide the kids, hide the spouse, grab the dog, and call all your favorite in-state and out-of-state hashers into circle to drink it down. Bring virgins!

As with all our Mardi Gras R*n shenanigans, there will be beads and trinkets (lots of genuine NOLA gimmies), there will be costumes (dress up, anything goes!), there will be Hurricanes (that's right, not just cheap beer), there will be King Cake (CAKE!) and the awarding of King/Queen Bacchus for the festivities with prizes. Bring virgins And as with every Mardi Gras we do, every check is a TIT CHECK.

This year's special theme is “Show Me Your Kitties”! A fundraiser for PurrPartners Feline Rescue who rescue at risk cats and kittens from rural high kill shelters and find them amazing furrever homes. Every penny we raise goes directly to these pussies to help them heal and find furrever homes. There will be a special commemorative patch YOU PATCH WHORES as well as an option to order one if you can't join us but love pussies. Don’t you want to save pussies? So, keep your eyes peeled for the unveiling of the design and link to order the patches in the next few weeks.

In our short 9 year history, you halfwits have run bogs, stumbled suburban streets, guzzled enough Hurricanes to turn a battleship around, returned to the trails for a death march, got hopelessly lost in the big city (and been banned…well done!), went back to the bayou for penance, and now we return in our finest costumed glory to terrorize the streets of downtown Chapel Hill. Did we mention to bring virgins?

So, bring a vessel, bring cash/ID, find virgins, grab your back-up liver - and laissez les bon temps rouler!
Plan on staying for the on-after as we have reserved the Mardi Gras-diest spot possible outside of New Orleans for our Saturday evening party on-on. It's a good time you won’t soon forget or probably even remember!

SHOW US YOUR KITTIES! A fundraiser trail for Purr Partners Feline Rescue

Virgins! Boobies! Back-up liver. Costumes (optional but encouraged). Cash/ID