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SWH3 Mardi Gras!!! 2025

03/08 02:00 PM

A SWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

Undercover Jerker and 50 Shades of Vanilla

It’s MARDI GRAS…..but on a Saturday!!!
$30 in advance. $35 same day.

Cum celebrate a Mardi Gras that runs on hasher time(a little late). Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday", reflecting the practice of the last night of consuming rich, fatty foods in preparation for the Christian fasting season of Lent, during which the consumption of such foods is avoided. At Sir Walter’s H3, we feel that hurricanes are their very own food group and at the top of the food pyramid! Please join us in Fuquay Varina in your best(or worst) Mardi Gras attire. We will once again be crowning a king and queen based on criteria such as best dressed, hashy behavior on trail, and potentially….randomness. We will also be picking next year’s hares base on whoever pulls the babies out of the king cakes.

Last year Undercover Jerker and 50 Shades of Vanilla were the unfortunate souls who drew the haring duty for this year. They will lead us on a festive jaunt through the home turf of Fukway Vagina H3.

What you get with your rego:

HURRICANES!!!
Toe Tag
Gimmies
Great memories
Bad memories
King Cake
A chance to lead the freak parade in 2026!


MARDI GRAS!!!!!

Mardi Gras attire, ID, virgins, festive attitude

Location Details

Dr. William Freeman Park Fuquay Varina, North Carolina

35.588601, -78.805372

Quality Inn Fuquay Varina

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No blocked off rooms, but cheap as hell. Just like us!


511 N Judd Pkwy NE, Fuquay-Varina, NC 27526

Public Event

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42 Hashers came

including:

Undercover Jerker

(CLH3)

PoleKat

(SWH3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Dicktaphone

(SWH3)

TopsUp ThumbsDown

Triad Crispy Creamers
...

Church Fucker Glitter Sucker

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Gaucho behind the Coucho

(SWH3 )

Super Dave

(SUNH3)

The Second Cumming

(SWH3)

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toads Wild Ride

Minute Clinic

Sir Walters H3
Don't Fucking Care Bear

Inspect HER Gadget

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Assover Table

(SWH3)

Black Door

TC2H3
...

Talks Long Dry Ride

Triad Crispy Creamers
TLDR

Lick My Finger

(SUNH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Wonderland Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

Full Body Scrub Jay

(SWH3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Urethra Franklin

(Sir Walters H3)

ExcaliBang

(CoMoTIONH3)

Good Fucking Vibrations

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Just Chill’N

Frau Farter

Sir Walters H3
...

Aluminaughty/Pukey

(SWH3)

Go Go Forest Ranger

Wonderland Hash House Harriers
...

Eight Minutes Down Under

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

50 Shades of Vanilla

(SWH3 /CLH3 )

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Charlie Hardwood Whore

Sir Walters H3
Don't fuck with Chuck

Quick To Shoot

Sir Walters H3
Care for some Malort?

Just Elicha

(LVH3)

Hershey Squirt

(CTrH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Just Joe

(SWH3)

Just Devlen

(SWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Can't Dress Me

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Dawg The Coochie Hunter

(CTrH3)

In My Otter Ear

(SWH3)

Cock O'Poo

Crispy Creamers H3
...