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SWH3 Mardi Gras!!! 2025

03/08 02:00 PM

A SWH3 Pub Crawl

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

Undercover Jerker and 50 Shades of Vanilla

It’s MARDI GRAS…..but on a Saturday!!!
$30 in advance. $35 same day.

Cum celebrate a Mardi Gras that runs on hasher time(a little late). Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday", reflecting the practice of the last night of consuming rich, fatty foods in preparation for the Christian fasting season of Lent, during which the consumption of such foods is avoided. At Sir Walter’s H3, we feel that hurricanes are their very own food group and at the top of the food pyramid! Please join us in Fuquay Varina in your best(or worst) Mardi Gras attire. We will once again be crowning a king and queen based on criteria such as best dressed, hashy behavior on trail, and potentially….randomness. We will also be picking next year’s hares base on whoever pulls the babies out of the king cakes.

Last year Undercover Jerker and 50 Shades of Vanilla were the unfortunate souls who drew the haring duty for this year. They will lead us on a festive jaunt through the home turf of Fukway Vagina H3.

What you get with your rego:

HURRICANES!!!
Toe Tag
Gimmies
Great memories
Bad memories
King Cake
A chance to lead the freak parade in 2026!


MARDI GRAS!!!!!

Mardi Gras attire, ID, virgins, festive attitude

Location Details

Dr. William Freeman Park Fuquay Varina, North Carolina

35.588601, -78.805372

Quality Inn Fuquay Varina

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No blocked off rooms, but cheap as hell. Just like us!


511 N Judd Pkwy NE, Fuquay-Varina, NC 27526

Public Event

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42 Hashers came

including:

Go Go Forest Ranger

Wonderland Hash House Harriers
...

Lick My Finger

(SUNH3)

Just Joe

(SWH3)

Talks Long Dry Ride

Triad Crispy Creamers
TLDR

PoleKat

(SWH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Wonderland Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

ExcaliBang

(CoMoTIONH3)

Church Fucker Glitter Sucker

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toads Wild Ride

Hershey Squirt

(CTrH3)

Cock O'Poo

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Gaucho behind the Coucho

(SWH3 )

The Second Cumming

(SWH3)

Just Elicha

(LVH3)

Minute Clinic

Sir Walters H3
Don't F%cking Care Bear

Dicktaphone

(SWH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Good Fucking Vibrations

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Just Chill’N

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Quick To Shoot

Sir Walters H3
Trust me!

In My Otter Ear

(SWH3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Frau Farter

Sir Walters H3
...

Aluminaughty/Pukey

(SWH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Charlie Hardwood Whore

Sir Walters H3
Don't fuck with Chuck

Eight Minutes Down Under

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Can't Dress Me

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Assover Table

(SWH3)

Full Body Scrub Jay

(SWH3)

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Inspect HER Gadget

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Undercover Jerker

(CLH3)

TopsUp ThumbsDown

Triad Crispy Creamers
...

Urethra Franklin

(Sir Walters H3)

Super Dave

(SUNH3)

50 Shades of Vanilla

(SWH3 /CLH3 )

Just Devlen

(SWH3)

Dawg The Coochie Hunter

(CTrH3)

Black Door

TC2H3
...