Twisted Shitster, Red Hot, Standup Cumedian
WELL WANKERS…… IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! PCOLA RED DRESS RUN IS BACK BABY!!!!! TIME TO DIG AROUND IN THE BACK OF YOUR CLOSET, DUST OFF THAT OL’ TACKY/SLUTTY/KLASSY RED DRESS AND CREATE SOME NEW SHAMEFUL MEMORIES. AND DON’T WORRY; WE’LL HAVE THE WALL OF SHAME READY FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. WILL THERE BE KEGS? YEAH! WILL THERE BE DRUNKEN GAMES? YEAH! WILL THERE BE PRIZES? YEAH! WILL THERE BE SOMETHING EPIC AND HILARIOUS THAT HAPPENS ON TRAIL? ALWAYS!
Hashrego is the registration website. You must be registered on Hash Rego.
After you rego here, then you will pay. Don't pay before you sign up; that just causes issues.
Rego Payments are through Square, copy and paste this link into your browser:
Be sure to use the same exact hash name for payment that you shows on Hash Rego.
Paid Rego Status will be updated as payments come in but keep in mind it might take a day or so after you pay.
Full event details are on the SurvivorH3 Website. We are still in the midst of planning so the schedule is subject to change!
Rego will be open in the Oak Room (look for the hash flag) at the Hotel at 3pm. Kegs will be tapped. Raffle items will be available for your perusing before raffle ticket purchase. Haberdashery will be for sale. Games to pass the time will be waiting for you. Dinner will be provided by the hash Friday night at the Hash Hotel.
*We will circle for the ABC Trail in the lower parking lot (start time pending.)
^ANYTHING BUT CLOTHES^ (Friday night trail)
LET SEE HOW CREATIVE YOU WANKERS ARE!!!!
IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH WHAT AN ABC HASH IS….. IT MEANS YOU SHOW UP TO TRAIL IN… ANYTHING BUT CLOTHES. YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING FROM BAGS, BOXES, GAMES, TAPE, OR ANY OTHER THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR WEIRD LITTLE HASHY BRAINS. SH3 WILL HAVE A FEW PRIZES… SO BRING YOUR “A” GAME… OR “B”… OR “C”. WE WILL BE STUMBLING THROUGH DOWNTOWN PENSACOLA AROUND THE MUGGLES… SO PLEASE BE SURE TO COVER YOUR NAUGHTY BITS UP!!! NOTE: SH3 WILL NOT BE PROVIDING BAIL MONEY!
*After trail, you wankers will be released into the wild to enjoy our local Pensacola Gallery Night (copy and paste this link for more info on what gallery night is https://gallerynightpensacola.org/2023-dates/)
*After you have had a little time to explore downtown and terrorize the locals, head (who said head) back to the hash hotel for a 10pm Shot Trail!!!! Circle in the same place.
Rego will re-open in the Oak Room at the Hotel Saturday morning at 9am. Make sure you have put your tickets in for the raffle item you want, because we are drawing tickets Saturday morning prior to opening circle!!! You could win something amazeballs!!!! There will food in the Oak Room for all you hung over wankers. It is highly recommended to eat something before trail so you don’t end up needing an uber back before the end of trail. Its a drinking marathon, not a sprint…So seriously, EAT! Circle will be in the bottom parking lot at ????pm SHARP. Hares away at ????pm (time pending)!!! Dinner will be provided by the hash on trail. And as usual, Saturday’s Basic Bitch Trail will be a surprise to all RDR participants. Make sure to rock your Red Dress…. And if you’re feeling EXTRA cheeky, you’re welcome to do an ABC Red Dress
ABC - Back to the Basics
Red Dress, Walking shoes, Money for raffle tickets, A hashy attitude, clothes that cover your naughty bits (it's still the bible belt and ass out means getting kicked out)
Start Location TBA
Days Inn in Historic Downtown Pensacola
The room rate is $129 per night for the Rd Dress Run Block. You can book online through the website for the hotel.
Group Code for the event is REDRUN. You can also call the hotel to reserve rooms: Options in the block are 2 Doubles or a King room.
Contact Twisted Shitster if the hotel website says the rooms are not available. We have the option to add more rooms to the block.
Rooms will be in the back building where the Oak Room (hashpitality) is located.
710 North Palafox Street, Pensacola, Florida 32501
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