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Organizers:

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab

I am not a cartographer.

SMUTTyCrab Camp Out 2016

10/21 12:00 PM to 10/23 12:00 PM

A SMUTTyCrab Hash Campout

Cost: $100

Shiggy:

The long-awaited SMUTTy Crab H3 camp out, SMUTToberfest, is finally here! We have a brand-spanking-new venue to debut to all you wankers- it's private, open, and on the water! We have heated cabins available for everyone who wants a spot, and we have tent camping ready for those of you who prefer crowdless accommodations. *There are a two RV hookups, and if you would like one, please let Map know. A fee is involved: $25/night/unit. If you wish to tent camp, a fee of $7/night/tent is required. This is NOT a part of your rego. Please let Map or Mismanagement know to get the appropriate fees collected at check-in.

New features for this year's crabby camp out will be a pumpkin chunkin', all new (and a few old) games with Map My Cunt and Third Man In, and flippy/strippy cup with DAS BOOTS, as well as the SMUTTy classics: a Shooting Star Trail (let us know if you wish to bring a shot to share), a Home Brew-Off (please let us know if you would like to join the competition- we love having new brewers face-off with the seasoned brewers!), a low-country boil, a fantastic shiggy-laden trail hared by Tiny Two Stroke and friends, a bonfire stoked 24/7 for his and her pleasure, a full pig roast, and a Sunday morning Revival by Son of a Preacher Man Tiny Two Stroke accompanied by Map My Cunt as Choir Leader and the SMUTTy Crab Choir! We also have plenty of ice cold yellow beer and delicious food for all!

You must be 21 years of age to attend this camp out.

There are NO partial weekend regos, and NO day-of regos.

NO DOGS are allowed at this event.

*Note: If you would like a SMUTToberfest shirt, please be sure to choose the option to purchase one and let us know a size. Thanks!

**Another note: We have started a Wait List now that we have officially sold out. Please DO NOT advertise your rego for sale independently if you are unable to attend! We of MM implore you to contact us with your rego so that we may contact the next person on the Wait List to be fair to others. Thank you for your time in advance.


SMUTToberfest

Lederhosen, a Dirndl, and DAS BOOT!! (The drinking boot, not a boat. No glass, please.)

Start Location Details

Lions Camp Merrick

3650 Rick Hamilton Pl, Nanjemoy, MD 20662

Schedule of Events

1200- Open camp. (No lunch provided.)
1830ish- Dinner
2000ish- Pants Off Dance Off (to the melodious tunes of Tour)
2100ish- Shooting Star Trail
2200ish- Dance Trance


0730ish - Stride of Pride to Breakfast
0900 to 1100 - Home Brew Beer Tasting with Voting
0930ish- Haberdashery Time!
1100ish - Trail with Tiny Two Stroke et al.
1300ish - Lunch and stuff
1500ish - Map and TMI’s Merriment (aka Games)
1800ish - Pig Roast Dinner
2000ish - DJ Dance Time
0000ish - Nature Trail!


0730ish - Walk of Shame to Honest-to-Goodness Breakfast
0900ish - Revival Time
1100ish - Get ready to make like a baby, a tree, or a banana- pick one.
1200 - GTFO (unless you wish to help SMUTTy clean up).


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

phWedgie

(H5)

A League of her Gnome

(WH4)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Fucket list

(AH3)

Free 2 Lay

(H5)

Beetle Juice

(Smutty Crab H3)

Dos tacos

(Hobo h3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Gladiator

(DCRW)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

fingerrrrgrgrgrrr

(WH4)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Betty Cocker

(No-home)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Afrack

(OFH3)

Lucky Pierre

(OFH3)

Tree Way

(SMUTTyCrab)

BushWacker FudgePacker

(MtnBH3)

Tasty Muff

(Pgh-H3)

Skelecuntor

(CH3)

How much did the hollacost

(DCRW)

She Has Small Hands

(CCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

RU-469

(DCH4 )

Dueling Handjos

(MtnBH3)

NFHS Dawn

MtnBH3

Anchor Spanker

DCRW
Yes, it will happen.

Froggy style

(FEH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab
I am not a cartographer.

G.R.I.T.S.

(Fort Eustis H3)

Cock'll Do-Doo

(SoPiH3)

ReSquirtle

(MtnBH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Goes Down on Trail

(OFH3)

3 Holer

(DCH3)

One, Two Covered in Goo

(SMUTTyCrab)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Tour Duh Whore

(DCH4)

zz bottom the 3rd

(BAH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tail Hooker

(TH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Staying Straight

(BAH3/CCH3/OFH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Yanky Crank

(TBH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Stillet-Ho

(SMUTTyCrab)

Game On Thrones

(DCH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Clit Eastwood

(OFH3)

PenIsland

(TH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4/AAAHHH!!!
Keep Hashing Potential...

The Long One

(Agana H3)

Just Nick

(Pgh-H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

DCRW
Embrace your bad decis...

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Just Diana

SMUTTyCrab

Do Lay Me

(MVH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Just Steve

(WH4)

Ole Yell Her

(OTH3/H4)

Dude Looks Like A Lady

SMUTTyCrab

Donkey Fluffer

(Fort Eustis H3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Little Cock That Won't

(SHIT)

brown noser

(H5)

Brown Buffet

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Quick Closing

MVH3/DCRW
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pussy Guts

(RH3)

Cloak and Bag Her

(SMUTTyCrab)