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Organizers:

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab

I am not a cartographer.

SMUTTyCrab Camp Out 2016

10/21 12:00 PM to 10/23 12:00 PM

A SMUTTyCrab Hash Campout

Cost: $100

Shiggy:

The long-awaited SMUTTy Crab H3 camp out, SMUTToberfest, is finally here! We have a brand-spanking-new venue to debut to all you wankers- it's private, open, and on the water! We have heated cabins available for everyone who wants a spot, and we have tent camping ready for those of you who prefer crowdless accommodations. *There are a two RV hookups, and if you would like one, please let Map know. A fee is involved: $25/night/unit. If you wish to tent camp, a fee of $7/night/tent is required. This is NOT a part of your rego. Please let Map or Mismanagement know to get the appropriate fees collected at check-in.

New features for this year's crabby camp out will be a pumpkin chunkin', all new (and a few old) games with Map My Cunt and Third Man In, and flippy/strippy cup with DAS BOOTS, as well as the SMUTTy classics: a Shooting Star Trail (let us know if you wish to bring a shot to share), a Home Brew-Off (please let us know if you would like to join the competition- we love having new brewers face-off with the seasoned brewers!), a low-country boil, a fantastic shiggy-laden trail hared by Tiny Two Stroke and friends, a bonfire stoked 24/7 for his and her pleasure, a full pig roast, and a Sunday morning Revival by Son of a Preacher Man Tiny Two Stroke accompanied by Map My Cunt as Choir Leader and the SMUTTy Crab Choir! We also have plenty of ice cold yellow beer and delicious food for all!

You must be 21 years of age to attend this camp out.

There are NO partial weekend regos, and NO day-of regos.

NO DOGS are allowed at this event.

*Note: If you would like a SMUTToberfest shirt, please be sure to choose the option to purchase one and let us know a size. Thanks!

**Another note: We have started a Wait List now that we have officially sold out. Please DO NOT advertise your rego for sale independently if you are unable to attend! We of MM implore you to contact us with your rego so that we may contact the next person on the Wait List to be fair to others. Thank you for your time in advance.


SMUTToberfest

Lederhosen, a Dirndl, and DAS BOOT!! (The drinking boot, not a boat. No glass, please.)

Start Location Details

Lions Camp Merrick

3650 Rick Hamilton Pl, Nanjemoy, MD 20662

Schedule of Events

1200- Open camp. (No lunch provided.)
1830ish- Dinner
2000ish- Pants Off Dance Off (to the melodious tunes of Tour)
2100ish- Shooting Star Trail
2200ish- Dance Trance


0730ish - Stride of Pride to Breakfast
0900 to 1100 - Home Brew Beer Tasting with Voting
0930ish- Haberdashery Time!
1100ish - Trail with Tiny Two Stroke et al.
1300ish - Lunch and stuff
1500ish - Map and TMI’s Merriment (aka Games)
1800ish - Pig Roast Dinner
2000ish - DJ Dance Time
0000ish - Nature Trail!


0730ish - Walk of Shame to Honest-to-Goodness Breakfast
0900ish - Revival Time
1100ish - Get ready to make like a baby, a tree, or a banana- pick one.
1200 - GTFO (unless you wish to help SMUTTy clean up).


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

Beetle Juice

(Smutty Crab H3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

How much did the hollacost

(DCRW)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Pussy Guts

(RH3)

Yanky Crank

(TBH3)

Daddy's Dick

(WH4)

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTyCrab
Spandex Afficionado

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Stillet-Ho

(SMUTTyCrab)

RU-469

(DCH4 )

Tour Duh Whore

(DCH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Tail Hooker

(TH3)

The Long One

(Agana H3)

Staying Straight

(BAH3/CCH3/OFH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Fort Eustis H3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Dude Looks Like A Lady

SMUTTyCrab

BushWacker FudgePacker

(MtnBH3)

Tree Way

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

A League of her Gnome

(WH4)

Dueling Handjos

(MtnBH3)

Gladiator

(DCRW)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

PenIsland

(TH3)

Betty Cocker

(No-home)

Dos tacos

(Hobo h3)

Skelecuntor

(CH3)

Froggy style

(FEH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

DCRW
Embrace your bad decis...

NFHS Dawn

MtnBH3

Ole Yell Her

(OTH3/H4)

Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab
I am not a cartographer.

Free 2 Lay

(H5)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Goes Down on Trail

(OFH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Fort Eustis H3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

phWedgie

(H5)

zz bottom the 3rd

(BAH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

brown noser

(H5)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Clit Eastwood

(OFH3)

Cloak and Bag Her

(SMUTTyCrab)

She Has Small Hands

(CCH3)

Lucky Pierre

(OFH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Afrack

(OFH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Anchor Spanker

DCRW
Yes, it will happen.

Cock'll Do-Doo

(SoPiH3)

fingerrrrgrgrgrrr

(WH4)

Little Cock That Won't

(SHIT)

Brown Buffet

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

The Cock Whisperer

WH4/AAAHHH!!!
Keep Hashing Potential...

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

Hey Boy You're Next

(WH4)

Just Diana

SMUTTyCrab

Just Nick

(Pgh-H3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

3 Holer

(DCH3)

One, Two Covered in Goo

(SMUTTyCrab)

Third Man In

(SMUTTyCrab)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Fucket list

(AH3)

Game On Thrones

(DCH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Tasty Muff

(Pgh-H3)

Do Lay Me

(MVH3)

Quick Closing

MVH3/DCRW
...

ReSquirtle

(MtnBH3)