Cost: $100
Shiggy:
The long-awaited SMUTTy Crab H3 camp out, SMUTToberfest, is finally here! We have a brand-spanking-new venue to debut to all you wankers- it's private, open, and on the water! We have heated cabins available for everyone who wants a spot, and we have tent camping ready for those of you who prefer crowdless accommodations. *There are a two RV hookups, and if you would like one, please let Map know. A fee is involved: $25/night/unit. If you wish to tent camp, a fee of $7/night/tent is required. This is NOT a part of your rego. Please let Map or Mismanagement know to get the appropriate fees collected at check-in.
New features for this year's crabby camp out will be a pumpkin chunkin', all new (and a few old) games with Map My Cunt and Third Man In, and flippy/strippy cup with DAS BOOTS, as well as the SMUTTy classics: a Shooting Star Trail (let us know if you wish to bring a shot to share), a Home Brew-Off (please let us know if you would like to join the competition- we love having new brewers face-off with the seasoned brewers!), a low-country boil, a fantastic shiggy-laden trail hared by Tiny Two Stroke and friends, a bonfire stoked 24/7 for his and her pleasure, a full pig roast, and a Sunday morning Revival by Son of a Preacher Man Tiny Two Stroke accompanied by Map My Cunt as Choir Leader and the SMUTTy Crab Choir! We also have plenty of ice cold yellow beer and delicious food for all!
You must be 21 years of age to attend this camp out.
There are NO partial weekend regos, and NO day-of regos.
NO DOGS are allowed at this event.
*Note: If you would like a SMUTToberfest shirt, please be sure to choose the option to purchase one and let us know a size. Thanks!
**Another note: We have started a Wait List now that we have officially sold out. Please DO NOT advertise your rego for sale independently if you are unable to attend! We of MM implore you to contact us with your rego so that we may contact the next person on the Wait List to be fair to others. Thank you for your time in advance.
SMUTToberfest
Lederhosen, a Dirndl, and DAS BOOT!! (The drinking boot, not a boat. No glass, please.)
1200- Open camp. (No lunch provided.)
1830ish- Dinner
2000ish- Pants Off Dance Off (to the melodious tunes of Tour)
2100ish- Shooting Star Trail
2200ish- Dance Trance
0730ish - Stride of Pride to Breakfast
0900 to 1100 - Home Brew Beer Tasting with Voting
0930ish- Haberdashery Time!
1100ish - Trail with Tiny Two Stroke et al.
1300ish - Lunch and stuff
1500ish - Map and TMI’s Merriment (aka Games)
1800ish - Pig Roast Dinner
2000ish - DJ Dance Time
0000ish - Nature Trail!
0730ish - Walk of Shame to Honest-to-Goodness Breakfast
0900ish - Revival Time
1100ish - Get ready to make like a baby, a tree, or a banana- pick one.
1200 - GTFO (unless you wish to help SMUTTy clean up).
including:
Third Man In
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ole Yell Her
(OTH3/H4)
pita
(DCH4)
Nacho Taco
(WH4)
Clit Eastwood
(OFH3)
PenIsland
(TH3)
She Has Small Hands
(CCH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Free 2 Lay
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Just Nick
(Pgh-H3)
Fucket list
(AH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
How much did the hollacost
(DCRW)
Pussy Guts
(RH3)
Tree Way
(SMUTTyCrab)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Fort Eustis H3)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
Betty Cocker
(No-home)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Steve
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(H4)
Game On Thrones
(DCH4)
Do Lay Me
(MVH3)
Dueling Handjos
(MtnBH3)
Little Cock That Won't
(SHIT)
A League of her Gnome
(WH4)
brown noser
(H5)
Gladiator
(DCRW)
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
Hey Boy You're Next
(WH4)
The Long One
(Agana H3)
Beetle Juice
(Smutty Crab H3)
Just Diana
Yeast Confection
(MtnBH3)
Yanky Crank
(TBH3)
One, Two Covered in Goo
(SMUTTyCrab)
RU-469
(DCH4 )
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Daddy's Dick
(WH4)
NFHS Dawn
Tour Duh Whore
(DCH4)
Cock'll Do-Doo
(SoPiH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Goes Down on Trail
(OFH3)
Skelecuntor
(CH3)
Afrack
(OFH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
ReSquirtle
(MtnBH3)
Stillet-Ho
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lucky Pierre
(OFH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
fingerrrrgrgrgrrr
(WH4)
Cloak and Bag Her
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dos tacos
(Hobo h3)
Froggy style
(FEH3)
Tail Hooker
(TH3)
Staying Straight
(BAH3/CCH3/OFH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Fort Eustis H3)
nut mechanic
(WH4)
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