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Map My Cunt

SMUTTyCrab

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SMUTTyCrab SMUTToberfest 2018

10/19 12:00 PM to 10/21 10:00 AM

A SMUTTyCrab Hash Campout

Cost: $110

Shiggy:

Are you looking for “something completely different” in your life? SMUTTy Crab H3's 3rd Annual SMUTToberfest has just the thing: A Monty Python-themed camp out!
SMUTTy Python’s Imbibing Circus has all the beer, hashing, campfires, food, and partying you could ever want! Be sure to bring your SPAM, and we’ll provide the watery tarts distributing swords as a basis of government!

CAMP INFO: Lions Camp Merrick is located at 3650 Rick Hamilton Place, Nanjemoy, Maryland 20662. We are located in the woods and on the water with a big dock for fishing/crabbing, as well as non-motorized watercraft. Please follow any state laws that apply to you in those situations (i.e. bringing your own equipment and licenses, wearing floatation devices accordingly, etc.)

ACCOMMODATIONS/RV’s: Heated cabins with bunks for every camper, a shower row house, four RV/Camper spaces with electric only. Please contact Map if you wish to secure a space for your RV. We also have plenty of space for those who wish to tent camp. (*NO extra fees apply to any of these options.)

FOOD: We are a “Meat” and “Barely/Kind-of Non-Meat” camp out. If you want a detailed copy of the menu, please email Map. (We are relatively Celiac's disease and vegan friendly.)
*If you wish to bring food with you supplement a specific diet, please tell us in advance so that we can ensure spare refrigerator space is available for you. We are more than happy to help you in this regard!

Animal Policy: No animals are allowed per our contract with the camp. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Rego Info: You must be 21 years of age to party with us. No partial regos, and no day-of/walk-in regos allowed.

OTHER STUFF: No glass is permitted at camp, unless permission is obtained in advance (for example, a growler of beer for the home brew-off). Please bring a vessel so we can keep our landfills, um, unfilled. Remember: Bring your own linens and bedding!! None are provided for you.


SMUTTy Python's Imbibing Circus

Start Location Details

Lions Camp Merrick

3650 Rick Hamilton Place, Nanjemoy, Maryland 20662

Schedule of Events

1200 - Check In/Beer Starts Flowing/Lawn Games & Drinking (No Lunch Provided)
1830 - Mr. Creosote’s Cajun Shrimp Boil
2100 - Ministry of Silly Walks Shooting Star Trail
2300 - Midnight Snacks


0730 - Stride of Pride to SPAM and Eggs Breakfast
0900 to 1045 - Homebrew-Off Begins/Bring Out Your Hab!
1100 - SMUTTy Crab’s Search for the Holy Trail
1230 - Lunch and Stuff
1315 - Circle Up!
1400 - Pining for the Fjords Power Hours
1600 - Costume & Photo Time/Completely Different Kickball Game
1730 - Movie and Popcorn in Dining Hall
1800 - Pig Roast Dinner
2000 - Cake O’Clock
2200 - Help! Help! I’m Being Repressed! Nature Trail


0730 - Honest-to-Goodness Breakfast and Leftovers
0900 - Revival Time
1000 - Get ready to make like a baby, a tree, or a banana; pick one.
GTFO!


Public Event

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67 Hashers came

including:

Ass Spelunker

DCH4
In dog beers, I've onl...

Knock Knock It’s Daddy

(OTH4 )

Capitol Cockshare

(DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
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Map My Cunt

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
I am not a cartographer.

THE VIRGINATOR

(BAD DECISIONS H3)

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
Wait, there was a boat...

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

2FAB

(DCRW)

Tail Hooker

(SMUTTyCrab)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

$10 Oar

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bilbo's Dildo

Tidewater H3
...

Weiner Debeaner

(SMUTTyCrab)

Sister Angry Dragon

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
Tit check lover

Snatch Test Dummy

(SpiH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

just fakin it

(TeH3)

Doctor Bomb Bay

(RH3)

Liquor Box

DCRW Lady Business Elite - Pennsylvania
...

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(TH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DC Road Whores)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Full Cock Ahead

(SMUTTyCrab)

Invizabitch

(BAH3)

Hand Jobs Under the Table

(SMUTTyCrab)

Grizzly Whoop Whoop

(SMUTTyCrab)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

315

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Hoot Are You

Brass Monkey H3
Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Sir Lancelittle

White House H3
Tis but a scratch!

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

(DBH3)

Cheese Jizz

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

ZZ Bottom the Third

(BAH3)

(pH)Wedgie

(Harrisburg H4)

Ass Juices

Richmond H3
F*ck Eric!

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

District 69

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Masked before it was c...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rump Bumper

(TH3)

The Empire Strikes Black

DC Road Whores
Act like a rebel, Stay...

S.C.A.B.

(NomadH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCH4)

Bourbon Street Bitch

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

RU-469

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(RH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Cloak N Bag Her

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Embrace your bad decis...

BIDET

(MVH3)

Mommy Poppins

Richmond H3
...

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Free2Lay

(SPOT/H5)