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Brown vs The Board of Fornication


Brown vs The Board of Fornication

SLuTty Ski Week Slovakia 2023

03/05 04:57 PM to 03/12 05:00 PM

A Hash Ski Week - Slovakia event

Cost: Free/Pay as you go

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Ski Week – What you get!
Party Bus Transit - Round trip on a motor coach: Leaves Krakow, Poland @ 11am Sharp Sunday, March 5th. Returns Sunday, March 12th leaving Jasna Ski Area @ 9am Sharp and arrives back in Krakow at 1pm. Book your flights accordingly, allow 2 hours for check-in and security screening. Private transfers outside these times can be arranged at your own expense.
Ski-in/Ski-out Lodging for 7 nights
REGO prices are per person/2 people per room Single Rooms available at additional €481 surcharge
Daily Breakfast and Dinner Buffet
Daily Access to the Wellness Center
1 Evening pub crawl in the village, transit included, 1 drink included at each pub stop
1 Evening at the water park and spa, transit included (wave riding, massages and your bar tab not included)
Event Patch and Swag
What is Not Included:
Daily Lunch and Alcohol (budget approximately €25/day) - Bring cash. Small mountain towns in Europe are often cashed based. Order your Euros through your bank before you leave, often they will give you the best rate.
Rego deposit Link: https://wise.com/invite/u/janalesew
Early Bird: Ended
Standard Rego: With Ski Pass: €1355 • With Ski Pass and Ski Rentals €1495 • No Skiing €1095
To lock in your standard pricing your deposit of €370 must be received on or before Sept 9th 2022
Late to the Party Rego: With Ski Pass: €1405 • With Ski Pass and Ski Rentals €1545 • No Skiing €1145
** To lock in your late party pricing your deposit of €420 must be received on or before November 11th 2022
Deposits and Payments
Deposits are to be sent in Euros
Wise is the least expensive: Contact me for account details.
Once I receive your deposit, I will set up an account for you. You can finish paying your rego in full using a credit card. You can also modify your selections after your account is created.
All REGOS must be paid in full by December 31st 2022.
Refund/Cancellation Policy.
Full refunds will be issued minus €50 up until Nov 30th 2022.
Refund minus your deposit will be issued until January 6th 2023
January 7th to January 31st 2023 - 50% of your payment will be refunded.
After January 31st no refunds will be provided.
Rego Form: Includes all sorts of info needed and roommate options.
Required: Registration Form
Party Bus Info:
Transfer to and From Krakow 1 block from the hash hotel
Pickup is @ 11am on Sunday, March 5th 2023 - NOT HASH TIME
Departure from Jasna is @ 9am on Sunday, March 12th, 2023 - Arriving in Krakow @ 1pm
There will be an airport drop off on Sunday at 1pm.
unless you want to arrange your own transportation back to Krakow. For groups of 5 to 7 a private transfer van can be booked to the airport at your own expense.
About the Resort
Jasna Ski Area checks off a lot of boxes for the hash. Wankers all end up in one place at the end of the day so you will not be 4 villages away or in another country wondering wtf happened and how do I get back. Beer is cheap, beginners can meet the advanced skiers on the slopes at the various huts for lunch and have easy ways to get back down. The freeride areas are avalanche controlled. A backcountry tour can be booked for advanced skiers.
Jasna Ski Area: https://welove2ski.com/jasna
No matter your skill level, you won't be bored after a few days. Jasna is about the size of Crested Butte.
Jasna has several free ride areas for experts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAPdzHEbUXc
Non Alpine Skiers
Nordic Skiing, snowshoeing, drinking, not drinking, water park, ice caves, hiking, village tours, relaxing, pub crawls, shopping. Explore The Village of Liptovsky Mikulas
Alternative ways to get to Jansa Ski Area
There are other ways to get to the resort via train and bus from Prague, Vienna, and Bratislava or you can fly into Poprad Airport and arrange a shuttle. Fill out the section in the rego form and we can help you manage an airport transfer for your group of 5 to 7. Transfers outside the Krakow bus are not included in the rego.
Pub Crawl Night and Water Park Night is also included

Ski Trip

Winter Clothing

Location Details

Krakow - Get on Hash Bus to Jasna Ski Area, Slovakia

Jasna Ski Area, Slovakia

Jasna Grand Hotel

Accommodations is covered in the rego details


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