COVID Vaccine Required

Tent Camping Available in a Secret Location Backyard.

Remember to include your beer preference in the rego
(PBR, Natty Ice, Coors Lite, Budweis, Corona, Trulys, Claws, All Day IPA, Naturdays))

It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Wieners will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

Rego closes the Friday before at Noon - No Day of Regos
You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$33 | A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Wieners Palooza with all the fixins.

-$23 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Wieners Palooza with all the fixins. Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$6 | Just Wieners - AKA Picking up my drunk person.

Mismanagment: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, Lumber Scat, Doctor Cockulas, $10 Oar