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Regos for this event are not guaranteed until they are paid.

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SHIT 22nd Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon, Half-Marathon, and Wiener Palooza

03/22 11:00 AM

A SHIT Trail

Cost: Free/Pay as you go*

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Shiggy:

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It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Deep Fried Hot Dogs & Tots will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

This year we will have
-Camping Available

Rego closes the Friday before at Noon - No Day of Regos

You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$33 | Basic Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. (PBR, Natty Ice, Natty Lite, Coors Lite, Budweiser, Corona, or Naturdays)

-$38 | Upgraded Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. (Cider, IPA, Truly, or White Claws)

-$23 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$7 | Just Hot Dogs - AKA Picking up my drunk person.
Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, Doctor Cockulas
Paypal: Herpicles@hotmail.com
Venmo: @Matthew-Mandel-6


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Inverchapel Rd, Springfield, VA 22151

Inverchapel Rd, Springfield, VA 22151

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