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Herpiclies

SHIT

I cant find my Toga

SHIT 21st Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon

11/18 11:00 AM

A SHIT Trail

Cost: $1*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Deep Fried Hot Dogs & Tots will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

This year we will have
-Camping Available
-Indoor Bathroom

Rego closes the Friday before at Noon - No Day of Regos

You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$33 | Basic Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. (PBR, Natty Ice, Natty Lite, Coors Lite, Budweiser, Corona, or Naturdays)

-$38 | Upgraded Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. (Cider, IPA, Truly, or White Claws)

-$23 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Hot Dog Palooza with all the fixins. Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$6 | Just Hot Dogs - AKA Picking up my drunk person.
Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, Doctor Cockulas
Paypal: Herpicles@hotmail.com
Venmo: @Matthew-Mandel-6

D'ERECTIONS:

There is street parking on Ferndale Avenue and Burwick Drive.
956 is at the end of the cul-de-sac. Go to the left side of the house and enter the fenced yard.

METRO ACCESSIBLE! It is a pleasant 2 mile walk from the Herndon Metro Station:
* Exit north, cross Herndon Parkway and turn left
* Turn right onto Van Buren Street
* Turn left on Park Street, walk through old downtown Herndon
* Turn left onto the W&OD trail
* Walk about 0.5 mile until you cross over Ferndale Ave intersection
* Start is the first one on the right, go into the fenced side yard

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Start Location Details

956 Tympani Court Herndon VA 20170

956 Tympani Court Herndon VA 20170

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