It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Tacos will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

This year we will have
-Camping Available
-Indoor Bathroom
-Swimming

Rego closes the Friday before at Noon - No Day of Regos

You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$40 | Basic Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins. (PBR, Natty Ice, Natty Lite, Coors Lite, Budweiser, Corona, or Naturdays)

-$45 | Upgraded Beer A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins. (Cider, IPA, Truly, or White Claws)

-$35 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins. Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$7 | Just Tacos - AKA Picking up my drunk person.

Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, Doctor Cockulas

Other info: They'll be food and swimming afterwards, so bring your swimming gear (or don't), but definitely some sun-screen. Start is in Southern Maryland, about 50 minutes outside the beltway. But there is camping available, so bring what you need to stay safe after consuming 13+ beers!

Paypal: Herpicles@hotmail.com
Venmo: @Matthew-Mandel-6