It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Deep Fried Wieners & Tots will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

Register Today for the full half marathon soon as price will go up . You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$20 | A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins.

-$15 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins. Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$6 | Just Wieners - AKA Picking up my drunk person.

Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa

Extra Info:
Trail is A to A Prime
Hot Dogs & Tots will be provided with all the fixings.
Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring your dog, you must keep it on a leash.
Bring a dry bag because you never know.
Arrange a safe way home.

Start:
5012 Whisper Willow Dr, Fairfax VA 22030