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SHIT 11th Bi-Annual Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon and Wiener Palooza

10/21 11:00 AM

A SHIT Trail

Cost: $1*

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TBA

It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Deep Fried Wieners & Tots will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

Register Today for the full half marathon soon as price will go up on 10/19/2017. You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$29 | A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins.

-$20 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins.
Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$6 | Just Wieners - AKA Picking up my drunk person.

-$32 | Same 12 Pack – Let us know what you want in comments and that 12 pack will be waiting for you on trail (Must be a beer readily available in stores) A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins.

-$14 | BYOB – Bring your own 12 pack (You must show up 2 hours before start time). A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Wiener Palooza with all the fixins.

Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon: 11:00am / race start time is 11:30 or at 1:30 is you are just doing the last half.

Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, I Cunt Hear You, and 3 Holer

Extra Info:
Trail is A to A Prime
Deep Fried Hot Dogs & Tots will be provided with all the fixings.
Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring your dog, you must keep it on a leash.
Bring a dry bag because you never know.
Arrange a safe way home.

Start:
Stringfellow Road Park-&-Ride, Centreville, VA 20120


Location Details

Stringfellow Road Park-&-Ride, Centreville, VA 20120

Stringfellow Road Park-&-Ride, Centreville, VA 20120

Parents Weakends

5012 Whisper Willow Dr, Fairfax, VA 22030

Public Event

10 Hashers came:

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
I'm a lady, assface!!

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Just Geoff

(ExaH3)

Survival

(N/A)