Cost: $39
Välkommen alla to the SENIOOOORS Midsomnar Hash Weekend! Join us for a Swedish-themed midsummer celebration where you can bust out your Nordic drinking horns and rest easy knowing that you can’t get held hostage by a cult twice! PayPal $39 to seniorsh3@gmail.com (friends & family) to claim your spot at this sh*tshow of a weekend.
You must PayPal seniorsh3@gmail.com (friends and family) in order to join the list for this weekend cummunity
What: Get kidnapped by a semi-Pagan, semi-Swedish cult
When: June 25th-27th
Where: Kansas City, MO
Hash Cash: $39
Alright, so what does my money get me..? Included with your rego: 3 trails (Fri-Sun), Vin Brännbol (wanker translation: bagged wine baseball/cricket game) dinner and bonfire Saturday, guided yoga w/ champagne Sunday morning, swag, and tent space for the weekend.
Please refrain from bringing: dogs (without consent from your host), a bad attitude, RVs, weapons of any kind, and hash drama.
COVID-19 Disclaimer: We are in the process of discussing our policies and procedures regarding the Coronavirus. While we cannot know what the local ordinances will look like in June regarding masks, vaccination records, etc., if you are planning to receive the vaccine, we encourage you to attempt to schedule yours before May 21st for two doses or June 11th for one dose.
Indoor crash space is available, please tell us if modern technology is required to keep you alive and operational.
Schedule of events is below, in hash time.
Swedish Midsommar Celebration
Hash attire and accessories for $39 worth of fun, Midwest summer safety measures (sunscreen/bugspray), anything you need to cover yourself for 42 hours
3pm- Check-in for hashers who are camping at Camp Ew I Pooped
Seniors H3 History of the Hash Trail
Start Location: Levee Bar & Grill, 16 W 43rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Meetup: 6:15pm
Pack Away: 6:45pm
Details:
Bring tech for trail! You will be scanning QR codes along the way! You might even learn some stoopid fun facts about the Hash House Harriers.
On-after is at the Levee. There will be live music and the bar is waiving our cover charge. Aw yeeess!
10am- Check-in starts at Camp Ew I Pooped
1pm- Circle up for trail
1:30pm- Pack Away
KCH3 Midsommar Trail
Start Location: Ew I Pooped's casa
On-after:
The Midsommar celebration will continue at Poop's casa with Vin Brännbol. Dinner to follow. BYO vessel!
Clean up yo shit & GTFO
Pearl Necklace H3 Hangover Trail #6.9 & Champagne Yoga
Start Location: Bloodsport Fuck Monkey's casa, 8612 Walmer St, Overland Park, KS 66212
Champagne Yoga: 9:30am
Trail: 10:30am
Details: Bloodsport Fuck Monkey will be leading us in champagne yoga. BYO vessel and yoga mat.
including:
Dude where is my
(KCH3)
Big Dick Energizer
(SeniorsH3)
Just Liz
(SeniorsH3)
Fist and Shout
(TAH3)
Sir Old Pappy MackMalôrt
(LH3/SeniorsH3)
Chihuahua
(KCH3)
Lick Van Fecal
(KCH3)
Bloodsport
(SeniorsH3)
Black to the Cooter
(KCH3)
WOLFMAN 1 PAC
(Tornado Alley H3)
Sir DipStick
(TAHHH)
Double Blow Seven
(Road Whore)
Two Wall Bangers
(KCH3)
Sporkity
(LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Wolf
(KCH3)
Squirting KC
(KCH3)
Cuntlery
(FUCH3)
Teenage circle jerk
(KCH3)
Dickin’ Donuts
(SeniorsH3)
Just Cindy
(BigHumpH3)
Sprainkles
(LH3)
04Whore
(TBH3)
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