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To Sobriety and Beyond!

SeniorsH3 Midsommar 2021

06/25 03:00 PM to 06/27 12:30 PM

A SeniorsH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $39

Välkommen alla to the SENIOOOORS Midsomnar Hash Weekend! Join us for a Swedish-themed midsummer celebration where you can bust out your Nordic drinking horns and rest easy knowing that you can’t get held hostage by a cult twice! PayPal $39 to seniorsh3@gmail.com (friends & family) to claim your spot at this sh*tshow of a weekend.
You must PayPal seniorsh3@gmail.com (friends and family) in order to join the list for this weekend cummunity

What: Get kidnapped by a semi-Pagan, semi-Swedish cult
When: June 25th-27th
Where: Kansas City, MO
Hash Cash: $39

Alright, so what does my money get me..? Included with your rego: 3 trails (Fri-Sun), Vin Brännbol (wanker translation: bagged wine baseball/cricket game) dinner and bonfire Saturday, guided yoga w/ champagne Sunday morning, swag, and tent space for the weekend.

Please refrain from bringing: dogs (without consent from your host), a bad attitude, RVs, weapons of any kind, and hash drama.

COVID-19 Disclaimer: We are in the process of discussing our policies and procedures regarding the Coronavirus. While we cannot know what the local ordinances will look like in June regarding masks, vaccination records, etc., if you are planning to receive the vaccine, we encourage you to attempt to schedule yours before May 21st for two doses or June 11th for one dose.

Indoor crash space is available, please tell us if modern technology is required to keep you alive and operational.

Schedule of events is below, in hash time.


Swedish Midsommar Celebration

Hash attire and accessories for $39 worth of fun, Midwest summer safety measures (sunscreen/bugspray), anything you need to cover yourself for 42 hours

Start Location Details

Eww I Pooped in your backyard

Kansas City, MO

Schedule of Events

3pm- Check-in for hashers who are camping at Camp Ew I Pooped

Seniors H3 History of the Hash Trail
Start Location: Levee Bar & Grill, 16 W 43rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Meetup: 6:15pm
Pack Away: 6:45pm
Details:
Bring tech for trail! You will be scanning QR codes along the way! You might even learn some stoopid fun facts about the Hash House Harriers.

On-after is at the Levee. There will be live music and the bar is waiving our cover charge. Aw yeeess!


10am- Check-in starts at Camp Ew I Pooped
1pm- Circle up for trail
1:30pm- Pack Away

KCH3 Midsommar Trail
Start Location: Ew I Pooped's casa
On-after: 
The Midsommar celebration will continue at Poop's casa with Vin Brännbol. Dinner to follow. BYO vessel!


Clean up yo shit & GTFO

Pearl Necklace H3 Hangover Trail #6.9 & Champagne Yoga
Start Location: Bloodsport Fuck Monkey's casa, 8612 Walmer St, Overland Park, KS 66212
Champagne Yoga: 9:30am
Trail: 10:30am
Details: Bloodsport Fuck Monkey will be leading us in champagne yoga. BYO vessel and yoga mat. 


Public Event

See the full list!

39 Hashers came

including:

Jackpot Pussy Queef

Kansas City H3
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Just Cindy

(BigHumpH3)

Big Dick Energizer

(SeniorsH3)

Teenage circle jerk

(KCH3)

Sprainkles

(LH3)

Wolf

(KCH3)

Butthole Whisperer

Tornado Alley H3
...

Lick Van Fecal

(KCH3)

Squirting KC

(KCH3)

Arts N Shafts

Ft Eustis
...

Panda Sexpress

Yellow Brick Road H3
...

Dickin’ Donuts

(SeniorsH3)

Sampler

Kansas City H3
...

Whistles While He Jerks

Kansas City H3
...

Cupcakes Call Me Daddy

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...

Never-Ending Whory

Kansas City H3
Hope you've got time.

Sir Old Pappy MackMalôrt

(LH3/SeniorsH3)

Sporkity

(LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)

Black to the Cooter

(KCH3)

Fist and Shout

(TAH3)

04Whore

(TBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cuntlery

(FUCH3)

Sir DipStick

(TAHHH)

Just Liz

(SeniorsH3)

The Vagilante

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...

The Clit

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

WOLFMAN 1 PAC

(Tornado Alley H3)

Dead Doggie Dicks

Tornado Alley H3
I’m a street walkin’ c...

Double Blow Seven

(Road Whore)

Dude where is my

(KCH3)

Richard Bridges

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...

Bloodsport

(SeniorsH3)

Nacho Nuts

Kansas City H3
...

Chihuahua

(KCH3)

Hoist N Moist

Kansas City H3
...

Two Wall Bangers

(KCH3)

Buzz Light Queer

SeniorsH3
To Sobriety and Beyond!