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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)