Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
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