Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Cisco
( )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
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