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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...