Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Shoe Said Head
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
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