Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
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