Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Cisco
( )
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
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