Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Shoe Said Head
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
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