Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Poontango
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Shoe Said Head
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