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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Steven

(RainCity)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)