Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
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