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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Steven

(RainCity)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)