Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Crackup
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
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