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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Cisco

( )

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...