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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Yubang

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Cisco

( )

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3