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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...