Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Cisco
( )
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
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