Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
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