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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...