Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Cisco
( )
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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