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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just John

(SLOH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Steven

(RainCity)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...