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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Steven

(RainCity)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)