Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shoe Said Head
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
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