Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Steven
(RainCity)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Shoe Said Head
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
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