Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Deadliest Snatch
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
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