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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)