Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Shoe Said Head
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
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