Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Whora Gami
(OH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
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