Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
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