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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Kim

(SSH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Cisco

( )

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)