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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Yubang

(SSH3)