Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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