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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Yubang

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)