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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)