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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Crackup

(OH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Cisco

( )

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)