Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
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