Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Cisco
( )
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Todd
(SH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
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