Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Assfault
(SSH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Steven
(RainCity)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Shoe Said Head
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
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