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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)