Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Steven
(RainCity)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
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