Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
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