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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Todd

(SH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...