Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
The Deadliest Snatch
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crackup
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
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