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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Cisco

( )

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Bubbles

(PH4)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)