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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Crackup

(OH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)