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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Crackup

(OH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)