Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Shoe Said Head
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