Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Steven
(RainCity)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
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