Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Shoe Said Head
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Todd
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
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