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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Poontango

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)