Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
The Deadliest Snatch
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
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