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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Steven

(RainCity)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)