Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
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