Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
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