Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Cisco
( )
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
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