Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Todd
(SH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
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