Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
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