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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Cisco

( )

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)