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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Cisco

( )

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...