Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
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