Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just John
(SLOH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
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