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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Assfault

(SSH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Steven

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...