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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
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