Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Steven
(RainCity)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
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