Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Steven
(RainCity)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
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