Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just John
(SLOH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Poontango
(PH4)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
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