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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Assfault

(SSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...