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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Cisco

( )

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)