Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Steven
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
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