Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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