Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Todd
(SH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
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