Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Crackup
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
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