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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Bubbles

(PH4)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just John

(SLOH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Todd

(SH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...