Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Poontango
(PH4)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
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