Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
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