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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)