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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)