Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Steven
(RainCity)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
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