Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Shoe Said Head
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
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