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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)