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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Cisco

( )

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)