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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)