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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Cisco

( )

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Poontango

(PH4)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...