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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...