Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
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