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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Poontango

(PH4)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Cisco

( )

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Todd

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)