Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Crackup
(OH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Todd
(SH3)
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