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Organizers:
SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022
02/26 11:00 AM
A SeattleH3 Trail
Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Steven
(RainCity)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(SLOH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
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