Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
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