This event is over.
Organizers:
SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022
02/26 11:00 AM
A SeattleH3 Trail
Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
Location Details
Public Event
including:
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many