Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Shoe Said Head
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Steven
(RainCity)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
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