Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Shoe Said Head
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
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