Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
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