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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Cisco

( )

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Steven

(RainCity)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Todd

(SH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)