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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Cisco

( )

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Crackup

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Assfault

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)