Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
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