Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crackup
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
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