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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Todd

(SH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)