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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Cisco

( )

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Crackup

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)