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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
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