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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)