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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Crackup

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)