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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)