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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Crackup

(OH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics