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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Crackup

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Poontango

(PH4)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)