Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Shoe Said Head
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Poontango
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
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