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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Crackup

(OH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)