Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
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