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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Steven

(RainCity)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Yubang

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)