Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Shoe Said Head
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
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