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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Cisco

( )

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Assfault

(SSH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)