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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Cisco

( )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Steven

(RainCity)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)