Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Cisco
( )
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
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