Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Cisco
( )
The Deadliest Snatch
Bubbles
(PH4)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
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