Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Steven
(RainCity)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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