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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Poontango

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Cisco

( )

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
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