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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Crackup

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)