Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Assfault
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
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