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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just John

(SLOH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Steven

(RainCity)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)