Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
The Deadliest Snatch
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
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