Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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