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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Cisco

( )

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan