Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
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