Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Cisco
( )
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
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