Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Deadliest Snatch
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
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