Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Assfault
(SSH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Deadliest Snatch
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Steven
(RainCity)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
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