Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
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