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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Cisco

( )

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)