Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Assfault
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Cisco
( )
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
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