Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Cisco
( )
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Crackup
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
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