Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shoe Said Head
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Cisco
( )
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
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