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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Steven

(RainCity)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)