Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Steven
(RainCity)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
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