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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Assfault

(SSH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...