Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Cisco
( )
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
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