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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Cisco

( )

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)