Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Steven
(RainCity)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
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