Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bubbles
(PH4)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Deadliest Snatch
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
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