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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Cisco

( )

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)