Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Cisco
( )
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
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