Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just John
(SLOH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
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