Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Cisco
( )
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
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