Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery 
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crackup
(OH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Cisco
( )
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
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