Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Shoe Said Head
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
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