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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Poontango

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)