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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Cisco

( )

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...