Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
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