Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
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