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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Zippercised

(RainCity)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)