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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Steven

(RainCity)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...