Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
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