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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Assfault

(SSH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)