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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Poontango

(PH4)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)