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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Just Cisco

( )

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Yubang

(SSH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)