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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Poontango

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Steven

(RainCity)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)