Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Steven
(RainCity)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(OH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
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