Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Cisco
( )
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Shoe Said Head
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
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