Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Cisco
( )
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
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