Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
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