Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
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