Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
The Deadliest Snatch
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
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