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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Poontango

(PH4)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)