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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Bubbles

(PH4)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Crackup

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)