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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Bubbles

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Just John

(SLOH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)