Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
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