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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Crackup

(OH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...