Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Cisco
( )
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
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