Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Cisco
( )
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Heather
(W3H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Poontango
(PH4)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
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