Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Crackup
(OH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
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