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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)