Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
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