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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Cisco

( )

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan