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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(SLOH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)