Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
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