Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Poontango
(PH4)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
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