Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Cisco
( )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
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