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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Cisco

( )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
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