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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Steven

(RainCity)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)