Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Shoe Said Head
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Cisco
( )
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Steven
(RainCity)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
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