Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bubbles
(PH4)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Crackup
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
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