Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
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