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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Yubang

(SSH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Poontango

(PH4)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)