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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Cisco

( )

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Crackup

(OH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)