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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...