Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Todd
(SH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
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