Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Bubbles
(PH4)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
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