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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Cisco

( )

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Steven

(RainCity)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)