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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Crackup

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)