Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Shoe Said Head
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
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