Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crackup
(OH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
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