Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Steven
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
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