Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
The Deadliest Snatch
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
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