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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Todd

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Steven

(RainCity)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Cisco

( )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...