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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Todd

(SH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Yubang

(SSH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)