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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Todd

(SH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Cisco

( )

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Yubang

(SSH3)