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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Steven

(RainCity)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)