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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Crackup

(OH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Virgin Louie

(n/a)