Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Crackup
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
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