Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crackup
(OH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
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