Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Shoe Said Head
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
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