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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Crackup

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Steven

(RainCity)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Cisco

( )

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Just Todd

(SH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)