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Organizers:
SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022
02/26 11:00 AM
A SeattleH3 Trail
Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Cisco
( )
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
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