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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Steven

(RainCity)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Cisco

( )

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...