Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Steven
(RainCity)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Just Cisco
( )
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
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