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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Todd

(SH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)