Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Deadliest Snatch
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
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