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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Todd

(SH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just John

(SLOH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...