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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just John

(SLOH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Crackup

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)