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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Crackup

(OH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Just Cisco

( )

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)