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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Just Cisco

( )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)