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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Poontango

(PH4)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Just Cisco

( )

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Yubang

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)