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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Cisco

( )

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Crackup

(OH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)