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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Cisco

( )

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Crackup

(OH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)