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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Just Cisco

( )

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crackup

(OH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)