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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Just Cisco

( )

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Assfault

(SSH3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Crackup

(OH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...