Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Crackup
(OH3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
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