Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Yubang
(SSH3)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Steven
(RainCity)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Crackup
(OH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
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