Cost: $35
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing
Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.
NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.
Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!
Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.
Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!
Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!
Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes
including:
Fucking Crazy
(PugetSound)
Tinkle trotsky
(NoBalls)
Back Scratch Beaver
(Seattle H3)
Hood Whorenament
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Gayfully Employed
(AlohaH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Todd
(SH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Moves Like Gagger
(ABQH3)
Orgy Cycle
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Stool
(NBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Needs A Dick
(NoBalls)
Space Invader
(EUGH3)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SLOH3)
Just Cindi
(NBH5)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Fist Full of Dicks
(TacomaH3)
Imagine my Erection
(VoodooH3)
Assfault
(SSH3)
Just Carolina
(SeaMon)
Head Mistress
(SeattleH3)
Hop On Cop
(South Sound Hash ...)
Nodoz on the Big Hoes
(South West Washin...)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kirby
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Crackup
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
( )
Just Rosalie
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(NLCH3)
Just Korrena
(South Sound Hash ...)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Stacy
(W3H3)
Eat me inside out
(Ieh3)
Cum Drop
(ExaH3)
Panty Ho
(NoBalls)
Just Woody
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lesbian For Sure
(A2H3)
Ich Liebe Dick
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Yubang
(SSH3)
Just Michael
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Kim
(SSH3)
Just Heather
(W3H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(EUGH3)
Cum Peg Me
(SeattleH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Dance Rash!!!
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
4 in her
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
()Oregon H3)
Latter Day Stroker
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Immaculate Cuntception
(South West Washin...)
Pussy juice3
(SH3)
Half fag
(ChiTh3)
Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III
(Sorority H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Sweaty Betty
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(Seattle Bash)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
North Bangher Alley
(Chicago H3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Virgin Ashley
(N/A)
The Deadliest Snatch
It's Still Stained
(HankH3)
Pro Bone Her
(NoBalls)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Mamma’s Cummin’
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits
(EH3)
Just Chanel
(NoBalls)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
The Toeminator
(SeattleH3)
Just Regan
(NoBalls)
Hammer Head Shart
(SeaMon)
Virgin Louie
(n/a)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hot Hash Mess
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(SeaMon H3)
Beer Factor
(BoiseH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dildo Packins
(HSWTFH3)
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