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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

( )

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Crackup

(OH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)