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SeattleH3 SH3 Red Dress 2022

02/26 11:00 AM

A SeattleH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to Seattle's 2022 anal Red Dress Run! Wear your finest wig and prettiest red dress to raise money for Team Survivor Northwest. Sponsored by Figurehead Brewing

Who: Hares DeportaPotty, The Perfect Woman, My Little Penis, and Head Mistress
What: A 3.69 mile jaunt through Sodo with multiple beer/shot checks. (+longer option for those who want more)
When: Meet at 11 am on Saturday February 26
Where: Old Rainier Brewery
Hash cash: $35.69 gets you food and drink for Saturday and hangover trail on Sunday. You'll also get hab and the best memories that you'll immediately forget.

NOTES: This will be a vaccinated-only event where masks must be worn when not eating or drinking. We will check your vax cards. NO exceptions. Pets will not be allowed at on-in. NO GLITTER or CONFETTI and NO VOMITING at the on-in venue or we will be assessed $250 cleaning fees that we will pass along to you personally. Seriously. We're not kidding. It's for charity, y'all. Vomit on your own time. On-in will have an outdoor option for those that are more covid conscious.

Wanna be HASH ROYALTY? The people that raise the most money for charity, either beforehand online or during the day-of shenanigans, will be awarded an extra special prize!

Want to be a super dumb overachiever? Why not try 8 DAYS OF HASHING IN SEATTLE?!?!?!
Monday 2/21 SeaMon
Tuesday 2/22 wGASH 2022 in your tutu
Wednesday 2/23 No Balls (female-only plus visiting wankers for trail, everyone invited to on-after)
Thursday 2/24 Full Moon H3 aka Waning Crescent with 44% Illumination H3
Friday 2/25 HUMP! Hashy Hour in Queen Anne. Buy tickets to the 9:30 show here: https://www.humpfilmfest.com/ and/or just hang and drink in Queen Anne (Hashy Hour hijack trail anyone?)
Saturday 2/26 Red Dress (duh)
Sunday 2/27 HS?WTF! Seattle invasion Hangover trail or Rain City
Monday 2/28 SeaMon again
Stickers will be awarded for people who choose to take part in any part of overachiever H3.

Questions? Want to volunteer to help? Or need a financial scholarship to attend? Message PotC: TCotBPN or email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. On-RDR-on!


Wigging out for Charity or Wigsgiving!

Red dress, extra donations, wigs, extra extra donations, new shoes, low expectations, warm clothes

Location Details

Old Rainier Brewery

3100 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA

Hooverville

1721 1st Ave S

Public Event

See the full list!

152 Hashers came

including:

Just Woody

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EH3)

Panty Ho

(NoBalls)

Mamma’s Cummin’

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Gaggin’ Dragon

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Kirby

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Needs A Dick

(NoBalls)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(EUGH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Pro Bone Her

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fucking Crazy

(PugetSound)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Roberto

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Head Mistress

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Hop On Cop

(South Sound Hash ...)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Just Kim

(SSH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

The Toeminator

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Cisco

( )

Cum Drop

(ExaH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Carolina

(SeaMon)

Hammer Head Shart

(SeaMon)

No

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Louie

(n/a)

The Deadliest Snatch

MILFH3

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

Fake Gay

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Ashley

(N/A)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Crackup

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rosalie

(NoBalls)

Pussy Virus

CTrH3
Easy to catch, hard to...

Steven

(RainCity)

Fist Full of Dicks

(TacomaH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(Seattle H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

STP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian For Sure

(A2H3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

PotC:TCotBPN

No Balls H3
Maybe today, Satan

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Dr F Beaver Shit, Esq., III

(Sorority H3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Just Heather

(W3H3)

Hairy Ice-Hole

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(SeattleH3)

North Bangher Alley

(Chicago H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Michael

(SeattleH3)

Yubang

(SSH3)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Japantics

Tinkle trotsky

(NoBalls)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
Hashing with my InstaHam

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jenny (wGASH3)

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
...

Insane for the Dick Vein

(WH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Dildo Packins

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021.
4 steps to a good time...

Sweaty Betty

(OH3)

Imagine my Erection

(VoodooH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

Kansas City H3
STAG

Gayfully Employed

(AlohaH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dance Rash!!!

(SeaMon)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(BoiseH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

Wet Spots

()Oregon H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Stacy

(W3H3)

THRINCH

(NLCH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(Seattle Bash)

Latter Day Stroker

(SeattleH3)

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Pussy juice3

(SH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Santa Cruz Surf City H3
Hasher-at-large

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

4 in her

(HSWTFH3)

Eat me inside out

(Ieh3)

Just Korrena

(South Sound Hash ...)

Nodoz on the Big Hoes

(South West Washin...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(South West Washin...)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon H3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Just Cindi

(NBH5)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Todd

(SH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Hot Hash Mess

(SeattleH3)

Moves Like Gagger

(ABQH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Chanel

(NoBalls)

Half fag

(ChiTh3)

Well, Actually...

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...