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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Front running badly

(SH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Crack Up

(OH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)