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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Assfault

(SSH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Crack Up

(OH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Front running badly

(SH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...