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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Crack Up

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Front running badly

(SH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

FBS

(PugetSound)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)