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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Front running badly

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Crack Up

(OH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)