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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault

(SSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Front running badly

(SH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

FBS

(PugetSound)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Crack Up

(OH3)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Steven

(RainCity)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)