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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Front running badly

(SH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Crack Up

(OH3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)