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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Crack Up

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

FBS

(PugetSound)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Steven

(RainCity)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Front running badly

(SH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...