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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Crack Up

(OH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Front running badly

(SH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...