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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Crack Up

(OH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Front running badly

(SH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Steven

(RainCity)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...