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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Front running badly

(SH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

FBS

(PugetSound)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Crack Up

(OH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Steven

(RainCity)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)