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SeattleH3 Red Dress Run 2024

02/24 01:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

Hare(s):

Dirty Mother Fucker, Racing Genes, Up Tight Butt Good

Shiggy:

Time to celebrate the 90s in your best red dress style!!!
Who: Seattle H3
What: Trail #956 aka our annual Red Dress Run
When: February 24, 2023
Where: OmCulture (2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103)
Why: For charity! And booze!
Costs: $47.69 ($45+$2.69 PayPal fee) PayPal to sh3@wh3.org or use the button after you rego (this incorporates the fee already) for all you can eat, drink, and party from 1-9 pm on 2/24. (Plus any extra optional donations to charity.)
Charity: Migrant Arrivals Support Coalition. This organization offers a variety of Migrant Support Services to assist migrants in need, including legal aid for immigration issues, translation services, and access to basic necessities such as food, clothing, and shelter. Through this program, they aim to provide a safe and welcoming environment for migrants and to help them integrate into the local community. However, without funding for this initiative, meeting the growing demand is challenging. Due to the high number of asylum-seekers we are currently assisting, our resources are stretched beyond capacity. Therefore, we are reaching out to our government, community leaders, non-profit partners, and generous donors for assistance.


I love the 90's

Red dress, new shoes, virgins, donations for charity, tips for your live band, your Tamogotchis, JNCO jeans, and a love of ska music

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

It's the second analversary of the CunTh! Come wear your tutu on 2/22. Hash cash free with RDR rego, $7 without.


Prelube RDR with a trip to HUMP! Film Festival. Tickets for the festival and drinks at hashy hour purchased separately. This will be at Ozzie's in Queen Anne.


The main event! Meet for RDR at OmCulture in Fremont at 1:00 pm, hares away at 1:30, pack away at 1:45. Trail is A to A with pizza/pasta/salad for dinner and a live band for the 90's dance party after closing circle.


Reign Kitty, voted dumbest kennel in America, where everyone's an RA! Everyone's a hare! Everyone's a GM! Will be in the U-District but otherwise not planned at all. Cum for free and help us drink our leftover booze.


Public Event

See the full list!

96 Hashers came

including:

Front running badly

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Cum Drop

(SH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(SH3)

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

FBS

(PugetSound)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(PhoenixH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Shackless!!!

(TacomaH3)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Racing Genes

SeaMon H3
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Whore Some Sugar On Me

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy Juice

(Sh3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Portland Dicks R Bigger

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter turbo

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Crack Up

(OH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Heavenly taco

(BhamsterH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Up Tight Butt Good

(SeaMon)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

My Little Penis

(SeaMon H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(TBD )

Bloody Stool

(NBH3 )

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

EpiPenis

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

(RenoH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Just Phoenix

(SH3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls)

Sancho

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

No Cunthry for old men

(CUNTH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

The International Virgin

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Liz

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

BhamsterH3
...

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Ball-Erina

(SeattleH3)

Bone-n The Librarian

SeaMon
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Flybrator

(NoBalls)

Tard-Core "The Fucktarded"

(NSDH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Virgin Audrey

(Virgin)

Just Kim

(ExaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Like a virgin... blown on the very first time

(NH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Just Susan (BhamsterH3)

Bellinghamster H3
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Likes it in the Trunk

(KCH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(SH3)

NFN Angelina Bailey

(HSWTFH3)

Dirty MF

South Sound Hash House Harriers
SSH3 2023

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)