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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Just

(No-home)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Ross

(SH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shameless

(PSH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Virgin

(Virgin)