Cost: $40
SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.
Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.
NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.
Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity
Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/
RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/
including:
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Natalia
(Virgin )
Kitty Pörn
(NNH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Dmitry
(Virgin)
Frock Block
(C2H5OH)
Tardcore
(NSDH3)
Shlong
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Broke Bitch Mountain
(HSWTFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(HamsterH3)
Ugly Naked Guy
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(PH4)
Hammerhead Shart
(SeaMon)
Polepoundher
(Happy Bastard H3)
Erectile Dysfunction
(Seattle H3)
Just Tandy
(HamsterH3)
Just Joe
(CUNTH3)
Just Micky
(SeattleH3)
Likes it in the Trunk
(NoBalls)
Just Ross
(SH3)
Cream puff
(VanH3)
Itchee
(CUNTH3)
Just Charles
(NoBalls)
Cautious Prick
(SeaMon)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Snickers
(Happy Bastard H3)
Snow Caps
(HSWTFH3)
Just Amber
(PSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr
(SeaMon H3)
Just Hilary
(SeattleH3)
Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)
(SeattleH3)
Red Hot Chili Pecker
(CUNTH3)
Ditch Bitch
(No Name H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Parentis Interruptis
(AlohaH3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Just
(No-home)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Pj3
(Sh3/ th3)
Just Kali
(SeattleH3)
Wagner Lily
(OH3)
Just Caitlin
(Virgin)
Steven
(RainCity)
Hood Whorenament
(Rain City )
Boy batter badge
(TacomaH3)
Mushroom Mama
(WWh3)
Deporta-Potty
(Dallas H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(StumpH3)
Bloody Stool
(No Balls H3)
Just Thomas
(SeattleH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Virgin
(Virgin)
Fucking Beaver Shit
(Sorority H3)
Just Nate
(Virgin)
Back Door Tapher
(IEH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(SeattleH3)
ICP
(HSWTFH3)
Per Hard On
(HSWTF )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Megan
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Vanhash)
Tinkle Trotsky
(SeaMon)
Special Needs
(Vanhash)
Latter day stroker
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Itty-bitty Gaybait
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
(SeattleH3)
Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)
(LDSH3)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Just Abi (Virgin)
(Virgin)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Bloody Ball Dropper
(StumpH3)
Brazilian Cock Block
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(Bellinghamster H3)
Heavenly Taco
(SBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Tony (virgin)
(SeattleH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Fucking Larry!!!
(California Larrikins)
One-Eyed
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Franzi Man Can
(SH3)
I Like it in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Half Fag
(SeaMon)
Trashy Snatch
(StumpH3)
Just Madeline
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(DWH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Louie
(WereRabbits FMH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
The Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!
(HSWTFH3)
TeddyWestside
(Virgin)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(MILF H3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(Seattle H3)
Just Magnus
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
The Toeminator
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Just Dani M
(Virgin)
Red Sex Offender
(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))
Sperm Donor
(EBH3 )
Turd Reich
(GH3)
Just Kyle
(TeH3)
Mountain Tops and Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(SeattleH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Pro Bone Her
(SeattleH3)
Salt & PegHer
(SSH3)
Shameless
(PSH3)
Karda-She-Ain't
(IEH3)
Rug Burnout
(BH3)
Beer factor
(Boise H3)
Portland Dicks Are Bigger
(CUNTH3)
Just Ian
(SeaMon)
Ez chair
(PH4)
Zippercised
(BRCH3)
Virgin Lauren
(KCH3)
The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
(ABQH3)
STP
(HSWTFH3)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Just Juan
(SeattleH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(SeattleH3)
Wasted Rubber
(NoBalls)
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