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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
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The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ross

(SH3)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just

(No-home)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shameless

(PSH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)