Cost: $40
SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.
Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.
NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.
Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity
Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/
RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/
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Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Nate
(Virgin)
The Deadliest Snatch
(MILF H3)
Just Ross
(SH3)
Just Tandy
(HamsterH3)
Just Abi (Virgin)
(Virgin)
Itty-bitty Gaybait
(SeattleH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Hammerhead Shart
(SeaMon)
Pro Bone Her
(SeattleH3)
Broke Bitch Mountain
(HSWTFH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zippercised
(BRCH3)
Wagner Lily
(OH3)
Virgin
(Virgin)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Red Sex Offender
(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))
Snow Caps
(HSWTFH3)
Frock Block
(C2H5OH)
Latter day stroker
(SeattleH3)
Just Tony (virgin)
(SeattleH3)
Snickers
(Happy Bastard H3)
Mushroom Mama
(WWh3)
Fucking Beaver Shit
(Sorority H3)
Back Door Tapher
(IEH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shameless
(PSH3)
TeddyWestside
(Virgin)
Deporta-Potty
(Dallas H3)
Just Megan
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle Trotsky
(SeaMon)
Karda-She-Ain't
(IEH3)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Just Louie
(WereRabbits FMH3)
Just Kyle
(TeH3)
Just Caitlin
(Virgin)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)
(SeattleH3)
The Franzi Man Can
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Misa Loves Hardwood
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Mountain Tops and Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Trashy Snatch
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
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Ditch Bitch
(No Name H3)
Burning Feeling
(DWH3)
Just Kali
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(SeattleH3)
Portland Dicks Are Bigger
(CUNTH3)
M’Alice
(Vanhash)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Natalia
(Virgin )
Hood Whorenament
(Rain City )
Just Ian
(SeaMon)
Half Fag
(SeaMon)
Rug Burnout
(BH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Itchee
(CUNTH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
I Like it in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
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Per Hard On
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Likes it in the Trunk
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Whoreder Recorder
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Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)
(LDSH3)
Erectile Dysfunction
(Seattle H3)
Brazilian Cock Block
(NoBalls)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
The Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Heavenly Taco
(SBH3)
Street Gravy
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Just Madeline
(SeaMon)
Size matters
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Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Great Gagsby
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Just Dani M
(Virgin)
Beer factor
(Boise H3)
Boy batter badge
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ICP
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Bloody Ball Dropper
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Tardcore
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The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
(ABQH3)
Just Micky
(SeattleH3)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Magnus
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I Smell Lucky
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Flaming Fart
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Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Wasted Rubber
(NoBalls)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Amber
(PSH3)
Ez chair
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr
(SeaMon H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Dmitry
(Virgin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Polepoundher
(Happy Bastard H3)
Ugly Naked Guy
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
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Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Game Ovary
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Cautious Prick
(SeaMon)
Just Hilary
(SeattleH3)
Just Cisco
(SeattleH3)
Parentis Interruptis
(AlohaH3)
Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!
(HSWTFH3)
STP
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Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle H3)
Back Scratch Beaver
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Bloody Stool
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Forrest Hump
(PH4)
Pj3
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Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
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Salt & PegHer
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Special Needs
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Just Thomas
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Kitty Pörn
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Turd Reich
(GH3)
Just Juan
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The Toeminator
(SeaMon)
Just
(No-home)
Virgin Lauren
(KCH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(California Larrikins)
Red Hot Chili Pecker
(CUNTH3)
Just Joe
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Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Cream puff
(VanH3)
Shlong
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Just Charles
(NoBalls)
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