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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

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189 Hashers came

including:

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Just

(No-home)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Just Ross

(SH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)