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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ross

(SH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Shameless

(PSH3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Space Invader

(EH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Just

(No-home)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)