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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just

(No-home)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Ross

(SH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
...

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
One hard seltzer away ...

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
...

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)