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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
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Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
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The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Just

(No-home)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
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M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Ez chair

(PH4)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
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Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
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Poontango

(PH4)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
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Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
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Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
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Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
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Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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No Titter

SHHH
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Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Ross

(SH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)