Cost: $40
SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.
Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.
NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.
Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity
Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/
RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/
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Something Furry This Way Cums
(SH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Dallas H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Kali
(SeattleH3)
Brazilian Cock Block
(NoBalls)
Snickers
(Happy Bastard H3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(SeattleH3)
Polepoundher
(Happy Bastard H3)
Just Caitlin
(Virgin)
Just
(No-home)
Just Stevie
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Trashy Snatch
(StumpH3)
Just Thomas
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(No Balls H3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle H3)
Just Micky
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Pro Bone Her
(SeattleH3)
Itty-bitty Gaybait
(SeattleH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Itchee
(CUNTH3)
Just Tandy
(HamsterH3)
Special Needs
(Vanhash)
Amerigo Vespoogie
(SeaMon)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Back Door Tapher
(IEH3)
Rug Burnout
(BH3)
Karda-She-Ain't
(IEH3)
Just Natalia
(Virgin )
M’Alice
(Vanhash)
Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(MILF H3)
Forrest Hump
(PH4)
Space Invader
(EH3)
I Like it in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Half Eaten Taco
(NoBalls)
Whoreder Recorder
(HamsterH3)
Just Abi (Virgin)
(Virgin)
STP
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Virgin Lauren
(KCH3)
Mountain Tops and Bottoms
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr
(SeaMon H3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(California Larrikins)
Ditch Bitch
(No Name H3)
Zippercised
(BRCH3)
Boy batter badge
(TacomaH3)
Salt & PegHer
(SSH3)
Per Hard On
(HSWTF )
Snow Caps
(HSWTFH3)
Parentis Interruptis
(AlohaH3)
Red Hot Chili Pecker
(CUNTH3)
Frock Block
(C2H5OH)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
The Toeminator
(SeaMon)
Virgin
(Virgin)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Just Ross
(SH3)
The Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3 )
Just Amber
(PSH3)
Portland Dicks Are Bigger
(CUNTH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Just Tony (virgin)
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Ball Dropper
(StumpH3)
Cream puff
(VanH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Hilary
(SeattleH3)
Tinkle Trotsky
(SeaMon)
Hammerhead Shart
(SeaMon)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(SeattleH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Just Cisco
(SeattleH3)
TeddyWestside
(Virgin)
Ez chair
(PH4)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Beer factor
(Boise H3)
Polish Sanchez
(SeaMon)
Just Dani M
(Virgin)
Half Fag
(SeaMon)
The Franzi Man Can
(SH3)
Erectile Dysfunction
(Seattle H3)
Shoe Said Head
Red Sex Offender
(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))
ICP
(HSWTFH3)
Likes it in the Trunk
(NoBalls)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
(ABQH3)
Kitty Pörn
(NNH3)
Fucking Beaver Shit
(Sorority H3)
Great Gagsby
(HSWTFH3)
Size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!
(HSWTFH3)
Wagner Lily
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Rain City )
Pj3
(Sh3/ th3)
Latter day stroker
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Just Nate
(Virgin)
Just Charles
(NoBalls)
Just Megan
(SeattleH3)
Heavenly Taco
(SBH3)
Just Dmitry
(Virgin)
Shlong
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls)
Show Me Your Dick
(SeaMon)
Just Magnus
(SeattleH3)
Just Ian
(SeaMon)
Broke Bitch Mountain
(HSWTFH3)
Ugly Naked Guy
(Seattle H3)
Burning Feeling
(DWH3)
Just Kyle
(TeH3)
Just Madeline
(SeaMon)
Just Louie
(WereRabbits FMH3)
Wasted Rubber
(NoBalls)
Cum Peg Me
(NoBalls)
Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)
(LDSH3)
Cautious Prick
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed
(Seattle H3)
Mushroom Mama
(WWh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Joe
(CUNTH3)
Turd Reich
(GH3)
Tardcore
(NSDH3)
Back Scratch Beaver
(SeattleH3)
Shameless
(PSH3)
Just Juan
(SeattleH3)
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