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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Just Ross

(SH3)

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just

(No-home)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Steven

(RainCity)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Virgin

(Virgin)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

Eugene H3
...

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
One hard seltzer away ...

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Ez chair

(PH4)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)