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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
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The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Steven

(RainCity)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
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Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
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Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Just

(No-home)

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ross

(SH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Poontango

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
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Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

No Titter

SHHH
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STP

(HSWTFH3)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
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Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
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T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
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Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
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Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)