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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Virgin

(Virgin)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Just Ross

(SH3)

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just

(No-home)

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

STP

(HSWTFH3)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shameless

(PSH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)