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SeattleH3 Red Dress 2023

02/25 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.

Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.

NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.

Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.

FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity

Location Details

Gasworks Park

2101 N Northlake Way, Seattle, WA 98103

OmCulture

2210 N Pacific St, Seattle, WA 98103

Schedule of Events

Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/


RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/


Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/


Public Event

See the full list!

189 Hashers came

including:

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Just Hilary

(SeattleH3)

Hammerhead Shart

(SeaMon)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(StumpH3)

Snickers

(Happy Bastard H3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Micky

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SeattleH3)

Shlong

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3 )

Trashy Snatch

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(DWH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

The Toeminator

(SeaMon)

Kitty Pörn

(NNH3)

I Like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Beer factor

(Boise H3)

Itty-bitty Gaybait

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Just Amber

(PSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls)

Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!

(HSWTFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Bloody Stool

(No Balls H3)

Just Joe

(CUNTH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Just Megan

(SeattleH3)

Back Scratch Beaver

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(BRCH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

The Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Rain City )

Just Dmitry

(Virgin)

Cum Drop

No-home
...

Just Louie

(WereRabbits FMH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Premature hashturbation

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kyle

(TeH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(SH3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

(CUNTH3)

Just Nate

(Virgin)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Virgin

(Virgin)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Latter day stroker

(SeattleH3)

ICP

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Karda-She-Ain't

(IEH3)

Brazilian Cock Block

(NoBalls)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Snow Caps

(HSWTFH3)

Kinkee Ken Klimaxer (KKK)

(LDSH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

M’Alice

(Vanhash)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Just Natalia

(Virgin )

Just Stevie

(NoBalls)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Call Me Neighhhbe!

California Larrikins
...

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Itchee

(CUNTH3)

Turd Reich

(GH3)

Ez chair

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caitlin

(Virgin)

Immaculate Cuntception

Southwest Washington Hash House Harriers
...

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

IOU1IUD

HamsterH3
...

Per Hard On

(HSWTF )

Just Esther (originally from Madison, just moved here)

(SeattleH3)

Rug Burnout

(BH3)

Just Kali

(SeattleH3)

Steven

(RainCity)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Cream puff

(VanH3)

Special Needs

(Vanhash)

Deporta-Potty

(Dallas H3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Ross

(SH3)

Salt & PegHer

(SSH3)

Just Charles

(NoBalls)

Ugly Naked Guy

(Seattle H3)

Wagner Lily

(OH3)

Shameless

(PSH3)

Cum Peg Me

(NoBalls)

Ditch Bitch

(No Name H3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr

(SeaMon H3)

Father lube

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Portland Dicks Are Bigger

(CUNTH3)

Fucking Beaver Shit

(Sorority H3)

Just

(No-home)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

ICP

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Madeline

(SeaMon)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Pj3

(Sh3/ th3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle H3)

The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment

(ABQH3)

Just Cisco

(SeattleH3)

Tinkle Trotsky

(SeaMon)

Pro Bone Her

(SeattleH3)

Just Tandy

(HamsterH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Mountain Tops and Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just Thomas

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(MILF H3)

Polish Sanchez

(SeaMon)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Red Sex Offender

(Hsinchu H3 (Taiwan))

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Erectile Dysfunction

(Seattle H3)

Heavenly Taco

(SBH3)

Conch Cocktale

SeattleH3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Likes it in the Trunk

(NoBalls)

T.W.A.T.

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

TeddyWestside

(Virgin)

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Parentis Interruptis

(AlohaH3)

Just Ian

(SeaMon)

Mushroom Mama

(WWh3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dani M

(Virgin)

Just Abi (Virgin)

(Virgin)

Great Gagsby

(HSWTFH3)

Sancho

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Curious Butthole

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Frock Block

(C2H5OH)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at Interam 2017 AND 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Half Fag

(SeaMon)

Just Tony (virgin)

(SeattleH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(PH4)

Polepoundher

(Happy Bastard H3)

It's Still Stained

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
Free beer for all the ...

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Just Magnus

(SeattleH3)

Boy batter badge

(TacomaH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Virgin Lauren

(KCH3)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Fucking Shittarded

Half Assed North Kitsap Hash House Harriers
We shall walk with a w...

STP

(HSWTFH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Bloody Ball Dropper

(StumpH3)

Just Juan

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

One-Eyed

(Seattle H3)

No Titter

SHHH
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Get Her Wetter

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Larry!!!

(California Larrikins)