Cost: $40
SH3 is turning 40 in 2023. What better way to celebrate than with a Red Dress Run? We'll romp around Lake Union and University of Washington in our sexiest red outfits.
Hares: A repeat performance from The Perfect Woman, Head Mistress, My Little Penis, and DeportaPotty
Theme: 40 Shades of Red to celebrate our 40th birthday. Lingerie and BDSM gear encouraged (especially if it snows).
What to expect: 4.69 miles of pavement pounding with light shiggy and a turkey/eagle split
Cost: $40 gets you drinks, hab, orange food, and a light meal. Pay $41.69 on PayPal to sh3@wh3.org to cover fees please. Part of rego costs plus any extra donations will go to the charity Empact Northwest.
NOTES: PLEASE DO NOT WEAR GLITTER OR CONFETTI AS PART OF YOUR OUTFIT. YOU WILL ALSO BE ASKED TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AT ON IN. THIS IS A DANCE STUDIO WITH AN EVENT THE NEXT MORNING, SO EVERYTHING HAS TO STAY CLEAN. IF YOU MAKE SHIT TOO MESSY, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PAY AN EXTRA CLEANING FEE OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. SERIOUSLY.
Friday prelube will be pay as you go and Sunday hangover trail will be free to finish all the leftovers. Join the Seattle-area H3 Facebook group to stay up to date with prelube, on after, and hangover trail announcements as they develop.
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Birthday presents, party hats, a thirst for fun, extra donations for charity
Hashy hour prelube at Ozzie's in Queen Anne- 105 West Mercer St. 5:00 pm-1:69 am. Pay as you go. Optional opportunity to go see HUMP!, Seattle's local amateur porn festival at 9:00 pm. Buy tickets here: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/132516360/2023-hump-film-festival---seattle FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/hump-hashy-hour-red-dress-run-/922423058917910/
RDR main event!!!! 12:00 pm- 8 pm
FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/sh3-red-dress-run-2023/439377101481146/
Reign Kitty Renegade hangover trail and pickup hash. 1:00 pm- 4:00 pm. Peppi's Playground and Wading Pool. 3233 E Spruce St, Seattle, WA 98122 Free if you attended RDR, $10 if not. Help us drink all the leftover beer! FB event here: https://facebook.com/events/s/reign-kitty-rdr-hangover-trail/650657707059916/
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I Like it in the Soup Kitchen
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Parentis Interruptis
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The Cuckhold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
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Beer factor
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Street Gravy
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The Deadliest Snatch
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Broke Bitch Mountain
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Just Megan
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Just Joe
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Pj3
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Fucking Beaver Shit
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Never Plow
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Red Hot Chili Pecker
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Hickory Dickory Cock
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Polepoundher
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Back Door Tapher
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Itty-bitty Gaybait
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Heavenly Taco
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Hammerhead Shart
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T-Ball
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Pee Clap.Shit Clap Whaaat?!
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Cream puff
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Forrest Hump
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I Smell Lucky
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Just Dani M
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Turd Reich
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Likes it in the Trunk
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Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
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Bloody Stool
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Shackless!!!
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Shlong
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HeadMistress
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Fucking Larry!!!
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Just Amber
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Virgin Lauren
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Dick Shank Redemption aka Trrrevorrrr
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Cum Peg Me
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Something Furry This Way Cums
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Red Sex Offender
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Polish Sanchez
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Brazilian Cock Block
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Wagner Lily
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Snow Caps
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Valentine's Day Assacre
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Steven
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Snip it, snip it good
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Whoreder Recorder
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Space Invader
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Amerigo Vespoogie
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Shoe Said Head
Juice Box
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Thunderpussy Ho!!!
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One-Eyed
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Just Magnus
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Per Hard On
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Just Madeline
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Half Fag
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Bloody Ball Dropper
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Zippercised
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The Franzi Man Can
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Salt & PegHer
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Vincent Van Ho
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Show Me Your Dick
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ICP
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Back Scratch Beaver
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Flaming Fart
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Ranch on the side
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Frock Block
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Tardcore
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Just Juan
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Burning Feeling
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Deporta-Potty
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Erectile Dysfunction
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Portland Dicks Are Bigger
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Poontango
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Great Gagsby
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Special Needs
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Kitty Pörn
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Trashy Snatch
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Just Abi (Virgin)
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Snickers
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Mountain Tops and Bottoms
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Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
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Wheaton Whacker
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Skeet Fighter Turbo
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Boy batter badge
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Size matters
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M’Alice
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Virgin
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Tinkle Trotsky
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Cumming to America
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Erektor Inspektor
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The Great Gagsby
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Itchee
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Shameless
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Half Eaten Taco
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