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SeattleH3 Hotter Than Hell Campout 2018

07/13 03:00 PM to 07/15 02:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $99*

35 years?! What?! The Seattle H3 is now officially old enough to have good credit. In celebrating this most shameful and auspicious occasion, the mismanagement have brought you a new and improved campout. This year we are traveling to the north cascades to Paca Pride Guest Ranch (http://pacaprideguestranch.com/). This location is a Leave No Trace. What does that mean? What you pack in, MUST BE packed out. There will be some trash receptacles, but you should monitor your own garbage. You mismanagement team is working on getting you hab that will help support the minimization of trash, but be prepared to bring reusable dishes. To help keep this park free of debris, DO NOT pack anything that sheds (i.e. feathers, glitter, etc.).

Facilities (http://www.pacapride.com/) Include: Space to pop a tent, Indoor Bathrooms and extra Porta Potties, Indoor Showers, River to Swim in, Mountain to Climb, Forest Trails, RV Hookups (limited, must identify during rego if planning to bring an RV), 45 Vehicle Parking Spots (overflow parking close to venue), Close Proximity to Town

Dogs are allowed! Must be leased, however, there is an off-leased play area as well. You MUST keep the dogs away from the Alpacas.

RAFFLE!!!!! Want an upgrade to sleeping on the ground? This location offers two additional accommodations. First place winner, The Guest Room. Second place winner, The Guest Yurt. Tickets will be sold at all SH3 Trails and Seattle Hashy Hours up until the Friday Hashy Hour before Campout, 6 July. Rego closes at 6pm on 6 July, the raffle will be at 630pm from Hashy Hour and will be performed via live Facebook. Local hashers must purchase their tickets in person. Visiting hashers are authorized to purchase theirs via PayPal (email twerkin.etftw@gmail.com to be entered). You must include your nerd name, hash name, and phone number. Price for tickets are 1 for $5 or 3 for $10. YOU MUST REGO BEFORE PURCHASING A RAFFLE TICKET!


  • The Guest Room: Inside the main log home, the guest room features its own private bath and is furnished with a queen size bed with Tempurpedic mattress and a view of Mt. Pilchuck. (Up to 2 hashers)


  • The Guest Yurt: Furnished with a queen size bed and linens. There is an additional futon couch that can double as a mattress. (Up to 4 hashers)



Signed Waiver (emailed after rego received), ID, Firewood Donations, Camping Chairs, Low Expectations, Sunscreen, Hammocks, Good Attitudes, Bug Spray, Sense of Adventure, Water, Snacks, Liquor and Wine (not included), Shots for ABC/Tent Hashpitality Crawl

Location Details

Paca Pride Guest Ranch

28311 Mountain Loop Highway Granite Falls, Washington 98252

Local Accommodations and Camping Gear

If you need to arrange accommodation for before or after the event, you would like to volunteer to host travel hashers, you need to checkout camping equipment, or you would like to donate (for the event only) camping gear, contact Hickory Dickory Cock at benjaminpatrickpeterson@gmail.com.


Schedule of Events

Check-In Opens (Main lobby) 3pm
Potluck Dinner 6pm
Opening Circle pm
ABC/ Tent Hashpitality Crawl 930pm


Naked Yoga 8am
Breakfast (Breakfast Burritos and Pancakes) 9am
Lunch (Sandwiches and Fruit) 1130am
Olympdics 12pm
Trail 4pm
Dinner (TBD) 630pm
Hash Prom and Karaoke 9pm
Possible midnight hash


Breakfast (Continental Breakfast) 8am
Hangover Trail 10am
Closing Circle 12pm
On-Out NTL 2pm


Public Event

See the full list!

60 Hashers came

including:

Sniff Then Penetrate (STP)

(HSWTFH3)

Fucked Myself Raw

(Lost Boobs)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMonH3)

Back Door Tapher

(IEH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Man Maker

Seattle H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Amelia Airshart

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

(SH3)

Itchy snatchy

(H5)

Oblivious Sausage Fest

(Vitamin D H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(CTrH3)

Shameless O’Marley

(H5)

Shit Face'd

(Bellingham Hash H...)

3” Million Dollar Man

(CTrH3)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(HSWTFH3)

Simba!

(HSWTFH3)

I Love The Smell Of GayPalm In The Mourning

(CCH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Cockalatte

(SeattleH3)

Iron Prostate

(SHHH)

I like it in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Mount Schwiiiinga

(SeattleH3)

Three in the Pink; One in the Stink

(Sach3)

Poop, There it is.

(SeattleH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Needs A Dick

(AH3)

Ghey Bondage

(SHHH)

HoboSexual

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cunterella

Washington Wonder Women Hash House Harriettes
...

Just Another Prick in the Stall

(SeattleH3)

Dances_With_Balls

(HSWTFH3)

STD

(RCH3)

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

Ice...PERIOD

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

(HSWTFH3)

Pasta In My Pants

Sacile Madness H3
...

Once you go Blackout you never go back

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(HamsterH3)

PotC:TCotBPN

(NoBalls)

Vapo Butt Chug

(HSWTFH3)

Boobsalot

(SeattleH3)

Just Liz

(wGASH)

Skeet Fighter... TURBO!

(SeattleH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

(SeattleH3)

Liquor Canoe

(Bellingham Hash H...)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SH3)

Dr DooDiddle

(ShitShow Butthole H3)

No Titter

(SeattleH3)