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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Space Invader
(EH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
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