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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Space Invader

(EH3)

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Snot rag

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Three Foot

(PH4)

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon