Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
including:
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Space Invader
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
Juice Box
(SWH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Shoe Said Head
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
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