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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Snot rag

(PH4)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Three Foot

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)