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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
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