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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Space Invader
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
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