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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Three Foot
(PH4)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Snot rag
(PH4)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
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