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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Snot rag

(PH4)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Three Foot

(PH4)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
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