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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
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