This event will cap at 150 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.
Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Abi
(SH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
CUC -UP-HER
(CLH3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Pole Grant
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Just Charles
(No Balls H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Rolling in the Deep
(FEH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
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