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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Space Invader

(EH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Snot rag

(PH4)

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Three Foot

(PH4)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)