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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

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138 Hashers cumming

including:

Just Abi

(SH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
...

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

CUC -UP-HER

(CLH3)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Pole Grant

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Snot rag

(PH4)

Taj Ma Ballz

Alamogordo H3
...

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Charles

(No Balls H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, not Conk.

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Rolling in the Deep

(FEH3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Fucked Myself Raw

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

Claim to Flame

LandCH3
"Do all the events!"

Three Foot

(PH4)

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)