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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
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