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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Matt

(Virgin )

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Snot rag

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Three Foot

(PH4)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)