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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The Franzi Man Can
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Snip It, Snip It Good
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Space Invader
(EH3)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Game Ovary
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Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
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