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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Fucked Myself Raw

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Three Foot

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

Snot rag

(PH4)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)