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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023

07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $136*

Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!

Schedule of events:

Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)

Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl

Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt

Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs

Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)

Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.

Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)

Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.


SPACE!!!

Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents

Start Location Details

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Shits Out For Harambe

(MrHappysH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...

Shits Twice and Gags

No Balls H3
STAG

HeadMistress

(SH3)

Just Jaxy

(Alpacalypse H3)

IOU1IUD

North County Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Peg Me

(No Balls H3)

Quarter Cup

jHavelina H3
...

Shameless O’Marley

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

One-Eyed

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Erectile Dysfunction

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Never Plow

(No Balls H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Hose Bearer

Never say die hash house harriers
Send it!

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Ranch on the side

(Stumptown H3)

Just Spencer

(JNUH3)

I fight people with Alzheimers

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(BhamsterH3)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Gaysted

(OregonH3)

Splish Splash

(BhamsterH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Egg Fucker

(EH3)

Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Just Mishelle

(jHavelina H3)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(NNH3)

Puddles The Puppy Pounder

(C2H3-TX)

Brown Pound Town

Charlotte H3
...

Snot rag

(PH4)

Just Sarah

(SFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OH3)

Dikkus

(Dark Side of the ...)

Kegel Cackle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Pussy Everywhere All At Once

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Dick n Chews

(StumpH3)

All that for nothing

(UHHH)

French Clit Au Jus

(Stumptown H3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Just Juan

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(OH3)

Game Ovary

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Jill

(SeaMon)

Itchy Snatchy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hickory Dickory Cock

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Iron hymen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

FBI

(Stumptown H3)

Just Lola

(RenoH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Ballerina

(No Balls H3)

A Bandin' Balls

(BhamsterH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A2H3 )

Cumming to America

(No Balls H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Just Krista

(No Balls H3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep

Long Beach Hash House Harriers
...

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Oregon H3)

Ska-Skank Redemption

Hasher-at-large
Hasher-at-large

Dental Daaayamn

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

NFN Jill

(HSWTFH3)

Shot:the Anal Queen

No Balls H3
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

A Strong 6.9 Seconds

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Dick'll Tickle

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Whoreder Recorder

(BhamsterH3)

Ghey Bondage

(VoodooH3)

Public enema #2

(jHavelina H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(Atomic Shitshow ...)

Immaculate Cuntception

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Pussy Juice ^3

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Vapo Butt Chug

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(No Balls H3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

DeathCab for Shootie

(Stumptown H3)

Just Melanie

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Iron Prostate

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Matt

(Virgin )

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Ian (SeattleH3)

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Boner Spurs

(Sach3)

Bubbles

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Sarah

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Banana Lockjaw

Juneau Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(San Francisco H3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina

(Oahu H3)

Erektor Inspektor

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Release The Krapen

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Full Buttplug Insertion

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Three Foot

(PH4)

Throat Punch

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Just Jen

(Virgin )

Red Hot Chili Pecker

Columbia University New Traditional Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

I Smell Lucky

(OH3)

Just Hodge

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Just Chris

(Alpacalypse 3D )

Clearly not a Hooker

(SurfCityH3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain

(No Balls H3)

Ice Breaker

(VictoriaH3)

Callboy

(SeaMon)

Just Mike

(SeaMon H3)

Monsoon poon

(SDHumpin)

Snuffle Up My Ass

(SDHumpin)

Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!

(HSWTFH3)

Panty Ho

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Conch Cocktale

Seattle Hash House Harriers
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Uber Eats Me

(A2H3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Ice... Period

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Wine Rack

(SDHumpin)

The Franzi Man Can

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Snip It, Snip It Good

(South Sound Hash ...)

Latter Day stroker

(Seattle Hash Hous...)

Snuggle Bunny

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...