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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Three Foot
(PH4)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
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