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Organizers:
SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 5: The Furriest Frontier 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 12:00 PM
A SeattleH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $136*
Who: Seattle H3
What: Our fifth anal Alpacalypse Campout! This time, with alpacas in space!!!
When: July 7-9, 2023
Where: Paca Pride Guest Ranch
28311 Mountain Loop Hwy
Granite Falls, WA 98252
Why: Seattle is turning 40 years old and wants to celebrate with all of you fucks. Cum join us for debauchery!
Schedule of events:
Thursday-
Optional CUNTh pre-lube in Seattle and/or optional early check in at the ranch (booked directly through them)
Friday-
Check In (3:00 pm)
Opening Circle
ABC Tent Crawl
Saturday-
Naked yoga
Trail with eagle/turkey options
River time
Olympdicks
Karaoke/Talent show performances
Prom
Snipe Hunt
Sunday-
Closing circle
Clean up
Check out (by 12:00 pm)
(Optional) Pub crawl in town for those that want to stay an extra day (cost of food/drinks is not included)
(Optional) Board games and finishing the kegs
Monday-
Check out and clean up for those that stayed an extra day (also booked directly through the ranch)
Cost: $126.69 for 3 days (Fri-Sun) to sh3@wh3.org on PayPal. Sign up early to get a little discount. Wait too long to rego and you'll pay more. Your rego is not complete until you have PAID. We have tiered pricing this year, so simply filling out the form will not complete your rego, you must pay upon rego! GUARUNTEED HAB CUT OFF IS JUNE 1! Rego before then to guarantee you will get your correctly sized hab! If you are staying Sunday night, bring extra money to chip in for pizza as a group meal.
Traveling from afar and don’t want to bring your camping supplies? Or just too bougey to sleep in a tent? Bid on a guest room, yurt, or to stay in the roundhouse yurt/hashpitality suite here: https://www.32auctions.com/Alpacalypse2023 (Regular regos still required. Auction only covers accommodations through July 9. Additional nights before or after must be paid for directly through Paca Pride.)
Questions? Or wanna volunteer to help? Email sh3hashyhour@gmail.com. And join the Alpacalypse group on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/472198156903936/?ref=share since most updates will be posted there.
SPACE!!!
Tents, camping supplies, tables, chairs, snacks, bathing suits, towels, ABC outfits, extra blankets/pillows for people in yurts, new shoes, gyno lights, games, condoms, birthday presents
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Monsoon poon
(SDHumpin)
Game Ovary
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and Tijuana H3 in 2021 and 2022.
4 steps to a good time...
Splish Splash
(BhamsterH3)
Just Melanie
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Iron Prostate
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Wine Rack
(SDHumpin)
Cum Peg Me
(No Balls H3)
Just Sarah
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
HeadMistress
(SH3)
A Bandin' Balls
(BhamsterH3)
Just Chris
(Alpacalypse 3D )
Just Spencer
(JNUH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
The Franzi Man Can
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Eternal sunshine of the spotless vagina
(Oahu H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Jewkkake the Kosher Cock
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
All that for nothing
(UHHH)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Krista
(No Balls H3)
Pee Clap Shit Clap What?!
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(BhamsterH3)
Peggis Cumming Down The Mountain
(No Balls H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Mishelle
(jHavelina H3)
Bubbles
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dick'll Tickle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Shits Out For Harambe
(MrHappysH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A2H3 )
Ice... Period
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
One-Eyed
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
DeathCab for Shootie
(Stumptown H3)
Dikkus
(Dark Side of the ...)
Jiffy Lube
(StumpH3)
Dirty MF
(SSH3)
Clearly not a Hooker
(SurfCityH3)
Cumming to America
(No Balls H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(BhamsterH3)
Gaysted
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(Stumptown H3)
Itchy Snatchy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Matt
(Virgin )
Public enema #2
(jHavelina H3)
Ice Breaker
(VictoriaH3)
Just Sarah
(SFH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Throat Punch
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(OH3)
Just Jaxy
(Alpacalypse H3)
Egg Fucker
(EH3)
A Strong 6.9 Seconds
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Space Invader
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Itty Bitty Gaybait
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Hodge
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ballerina
(No Balls H3)
Eat My Cherry Pie
(Oregon H3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(South Sound Hash ...)
Ranch on the side
(Stumptown H3)
FBI
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(OH3)
Three Foot
(PH4)
Just Mike
(SeaMon H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(Atomic Shitshow ...)
Just Juan
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Just Lola
(RenoH3)
Tuna on Top
(San Francisco H3)
Latter Day stroker
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
NFN Jill
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jill
(SeaMon)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Never Plow
(No Balls H3)
Uber Eats Me
(A2H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(No Balls H3)
Pussy Juice ^3
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Kitty Porn
(NNH3)
Dick n Chews
(StumpH3)
I fight people with Alzheimers
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Kegel Cackle
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Snot rag
(PH4)
Boner Spurs
(Sach3)
Puddles The Puppy Pounder
(C2H3-TX)
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Best Cervix Of Them All
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...
Callboy
(SeaMon)
Snuffle Up My Ass
(SDHumpin)
Just Jen
(Virgin )
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Mountain Tops & Bottoms
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Shameless O’Marley
(Seattle Hash Hous...)
Ghey Bondage
(VoodooH3)
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