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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 2: Electric Boozaloo 2019

07/12 06:00 PM to 07/14 04:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $1*

PLEASE NOTE
You MUST select one Rego Type when you checkout to complete your rego. The description of each of below. If you rego, but do not select a type, your rego is not valid and you may miss out on a lower priced rego.

It has been almost 1 year since the Alpacalypse took over Seattle H3. For those that survived, it is time to start packing up your post-apocalyptic gear, join 99 other hashers, and journey back for the sequel: Alpacalypse 2: Electric Boozaloo! We will be heading back to the Paca Pride Guest Ranch.

Your campout committee is bringing back some classics from last year and changing a few things up as well. Registration will be as you come through the gate this year. The set up will be much different. Details about this process will be in your welcome email after you rego. Dinner will be provided this year instead of pot luck like last year. We will have another tent crawl, however, instead of everyone bringing a shot/drink, kennels will be hosting spots on the crawl. We are looking for volunteers for this. Contact twerkin.etftw@gmail.com to get details and sign up. We heard your cries for more trails. There will be an asshole trail this year and maybe a trust me hash for those that want to go on trail, but not get their asses kicked. There will possibly be a late night hash Saturday night as well. Then floatilla hangover hash on Sunday. We have also added a late night meal Saturday night. We will also be hosting an event yurt. Look for a things like, cuddle pit, disaster movies, and naked yoga.

Facilities (http://www.pacapride.com/) Include: Space to pop a tent, Indoor Bathrooms and extra Porta Potties, Indoor Showers, River to Swim in, Mountain to Climb, Forest Trails, RV Hookups (limited, must identify during rego if planning to bring an RV), Close Proximity to Town

How Can You Take My Money:
This year, instead of calendar deadlines to rego by, you have to be quicker than other hashers. Choose one of these options from the Option Sets below.

Eagle Rego ($79)- Too slow to take the Eagle trail during a hash, but are quick in life, be one of the first 40 hashers

Turkey Rego ($89) - Are you a walker not only on trail, but in life, the next 40 hashers

DFL Rego ($99) - Just can’t get yourself motivated to commit until the last minute, be one of the last 18 to rego

Remember our awesome raffle last year for a chance to win a spot in either the Guest Room or the Guest Yurt? This year, you just have to be the first one to pay for it!

The Guest Room Rego (1 Rego) ($250): Inside the main log home, the guest room features its own private bath and is furnished with a queen size bed with Tempurpedic mattress and a view of Mt. Pilchuck. (Up to 2 hashers). Price includes 1Rego and Special Hab. All guests need to rego separately. All names must be submitted to twerkin.etftw@gmail.com by 1 July 2019.

The Guest Yurt Rego (1 Rego) ($350): Furnished with a queen size bed and linens. There is an additional futon couch that can double as a mattress. (Up to 4 hashers). Price includes 1 Rego, Special Hab, and, since proceeds will go towards purchasing another craft beer from Georgetown for the event, you can select which one. All guests need to rego separately. All names must be submitted to twerkin.etftw@gmail.com by 1 July 2019.

HOUSEKEEPING:

This location is a Leave No Trace. What does that mean? What you pack in, must be packed out. There will be some trash receptacles, but you should monitor your own garbage. Bring reusable dishes. To help keep this park free of debris, DO NOT pack anything that sheds (i.e. feathers, glitter, etc.).

Dogs are allowed! Must be leashed, however, there is an off-leash play area as well. You MUST keep the dogs away from the alpacas.


Signed Waiver, ID, Firewood Donations, Camping Chairs, Reusable Dishware, Low Expectations, Sunscreen, Hammocks, Good Attitudes, Bug Spray, Sense of Adventure, Water, Snacks.

Location Details

Paca Pride Guest Ranch

28311 Mountain Loop Hwy, Granite Falls, WA 98252

Visitors

Local Accommodations and Camping Gear

If you need to arrange accommodation for before or after the event, you would like to volunteer to host travel hashers, you need to checkout camping equipment, or you would like to donate (for the event only) camping gear, contact Hickory Dickory Cock at benjaminpatrickpeterson@gmail.com


Schedule of Events

Check-In Opens (Drive up) 3pm
Dinner (Taco Bar) 6pm
Opening Circle pm
ABC/ Tent Hashpitality Crawl 930pm


Naked Yoga 8am
Breakfast (Breakfast Burritos) 9am
Asshole/Trust Me Trail 11am
Lunch (Sandwiches and Fruit) 1pm
Olympdics 4pm
Dinner (BBQ) 630pm
Hash Prom and Karaoke 9pm
Possible midnight hash
Late night meal (Seattle Dogs/Grilled Cheese)


Breakfast (Continental Breakfast) 8am
Closing Circle 10am
Hangover Trail 12pm
On-Out NTL 2pm


Public Event

120 Hashers came:

Biceptual

Border jumper H3
...

BreakingVag

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
SeaMon Champ, RA, and ...

CUNT

Wandering Whore H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dances With Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

FuckAble

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Gym Beam

Sir Walters H3
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
On On - SOI 2015

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Knitta Please

Rain City H3
...

Man Maker

Seattle H3
...

Mass Ass-cension

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Rock, Paper, Strippers

cHARLOTtesville H3
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Shitcocky Noodles

Mr Happys HHH
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
4 steps to a good time...

Shot:the Anal Queen

SeaMon H3
...

Side Bitch

DCRW
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

Rain City H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Perfect Woman

SeaMon H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

WOW

jHavelina H3
...

*Turkey Noise*

(HamsterH3)

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

4-in-her

(HSWTFH3)

Abandon Bitch

(SeaMon)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(HamsterH3)

Barefoot Youngdung

(ABQH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Bloody Wanker

(RenoH3)

Boobs-a-lot

(SeattleH3)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(A_H3)

Cabbitch

(SeattleH3)

Cherry Pucker

(IEH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

CPA

(SFH3)

Cream Puff

(VanH3)

Cum Test Dummy

(SFH3)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Daisy Chain

(EWH3)

Dr. DooDiddle

(SSBH4)

Empty Sack

(MrHH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(PH4)

Fowl Running Butthole

(Carolina Larrikins)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Ghey Bondage

(wGASH H3)

Grapes of Ass

(IEH3)

Half-Eaten Taco

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

(SeattleH3)

I Like It in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EH3)

Ice... Period

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(SeattleH3)

Iron Prostate

(SeattleH3)

Itchy snatchy

(H5)

I’d do ‘er

(Monterey can’d )

Jalapeño Pussy, Olé!

(VajH3)

Jewkakke the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Dave

(SFH3)

Just Katie

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Tyler Whore

(SFH3)

Missy Pissy

(Trailer Trash Hash)

Mount Schwiiinga

(SeattleH3)

Noreabanger

(YKH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(TTH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(No balls/seattle h3)

Poop! There it is.

(TacomaH3)

Prickly puss

(Chicago H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rabbit Hoe

(S3H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Rock Cock

(Trailer Trash Hash)

Salt Lick

(NYCH3 and Stumptown)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Shamless O’marley

(H5)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(CTrH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

(SeattleH3)

Simba;

(HSWTFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Skittle Clitty

(Mr happys 69)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SFH3)

Trix R 4 Dicks

(MrHH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Uncle ReamUs

(Eugene H3)

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

Vagina Dentata

(SFH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(HamsterH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

(HSWTFH3)

Wasted Rubber

(CRapids)

Well, Actually...

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)