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SeattleH3 Alpacalypse 2: Electric Boozaloo 2019

07/12 06:00 PM to 07/14 04:00 PM

A SeattleH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $1*

PLEASE NOTE
You MUST select one Rego Type when you checkout to complete your rego. The description of each of below. If you rego, but do not select a type, your rego is not valid and you may miss out on a lower priced rego.

It has been almost 1 year since the Alpacalypse took over Seattle H3. For those that survived, it is time to start packing up your post-apocalyptic gear, join 99 other hashers, and journey back for the sequel: Alpacalypse 2: Electric Boozaloo! We will be heading back to the Paca Pride Guest Ranch.

Your campout committee is bringing back some classics from last year and changing a few things up as well. Registration will be as you come through the gate this year. The set up will be much different. Details about this process will be in your welcome email after you rego. Dinner will be provided this year instead of pot luck like last year. We will have another tent crawl, however, instead of everyone bringing a shot/drink, kennels will be hosting spots on the crawl. We are looking for volunteers for this. Contact twerkin.etftw@gmail.com to get details and sign up. We heard your cries for more trails. There will be an asshole trail this year and maybe a trust me hash for those that want to go on trail, but not get their asses kicked. There will possibly be a late night hash Saturday night as well. Then floatilla hangover hash on Sunday. We have also added a late night meal Saturday night. We will also be hosting an event yurt. Look for a things like, cuddle pit, disaster movies, and naked yoga.

Facilities (http://www.pacapride.com/) Include: Space to pop a tent, Indoor Bathrooms and extra Porta Potties, Indoor Showers, River to Swim in, Mountain to Climb, Forest Trails, RV Hookups (limited, must identify during rego if planning to bring an RV), Close Proximity to Town

How Can You Take My Money:
This year, instead of calendar deadlines to rego by, you have to be quicker than other hashers. Choose one of these options from the Option Sets below.

Eagle Rego ($79)- Too slow to take the Eagle trail during a hash, but are quick in life, be one of the first 40 hashers

Turkey Rego ($89) - Are you a walker not only on trail, but in life, the next 40 hashers

DFL Rego ($99) - Just can’t get yourself motivated to commit until the last minute, be one of the last 18 to rego

Remember our awesome raffle last year for a chance to win a spot in either the Guest Room or the Guest Yurt? This year, you just have to be the first one to pay for it!

The Guest Room Rego (1 Rego) ($250): Inside the main log home, the guest room features its own private bath and is furnished with a queen size bed with Tempurpedic mattress and a view of Mt. Pilchuck. (Up to 2 hashers). Price includes 1Rego and Special Hab. All guests need to rego separately. All names must be submitted to twerkin.etftw@gmail.com by 1 July 2019.

The Guest Yurt Rego (1 Rego) ($350): Furnished with a queen size bed and linens. There is an additional futon couch that can double as a mattress. (Up to 4 hashers). Price includes 1 Rego, Special Hab, and, since proceeds will go towards purchasing another craft beer from Georgetown for the event, you can select which one. All guests need to rego separately. All names must be submitted to twerkin.etftw@gmail.com by 1 July 2019.

HOUSEKEEPING:

This location is a Leave No Trace. What does that mean? What you pack in, must be packed out. There will be some trash receptacles, but you should monitor your own garbage. Bring reusable dishes. To help keep this park free of debris, DO NOT pack anything that sheds (i.e. feathers, glitter, etc.).

Dogs are allowed! Must be leashed, however, there is an off-leash play area as well. You MUST keep the dogs away from the alpacas.


Signed Waiver, ID, Firewood Donations, Camping Chairs, Reusable Dishware, Low Expectations, Sunscreen, Hammocks, Good Attitudes, Bug Spray, Sense of Adventure, Water, Snacks.

Location Details

Paca Pride Guest Ranch

28311 Mountain Loop Hwy, Granite Falls, WA 98252

Visitors

Local Accommodations and Camping Gear

If you need to arrange accommodation for before or after the event, you would like to volunteer to host travel hashers, you need to checkout camping equipment, or you would like to donate (for the event only) camping gear, contact Hickory Dickory Cock at benjaminpatrickpeterson@gmail.com


Schedule of Events

Check-In Opens (Drive up) 3pm
Dinner (Taco Bar) 6pm
Opening Circle pm
ABC/ Tent Hashpitality Crawl 930pm


Naked Yoga 8am
Breakfast (Breakfast Burritos) 9am
Asshole/Trust Me Trail 11am
Lunch (Sandwiches and Fruit) 1pm
Olympdics 4pm
Dinner (BBQ) 630pm
Hash Prom and Karaoke 9pm
Possible midnight hash
Late night meal (Seattle Dogs/Grilled Cheese)


Breakfast (Continental Breakfast) 8am
Closing Circle 10am
Hangover Trail 12pm
On-Out NTL 2pm


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Mary Tyler Whore

(SFH3)

Rabbit Hoe

(S3H3)

Well, Actually...

(Seattle H3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SeattleH3)

Shitcocky Noodles

Mr Happys HHH
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

(CRapids)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

CUNT

Wandering Whore H3
...

Shoe Said Head

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
4 steps to a good time...

Noreabanger

(YKH3)

Daisy Chain

(EWH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ballsacajewea

(HamsterH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

(SeattleH3)

CPA

(SFH3)

Cream Puff

(VanH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(CTrH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(HamsterH3)

Barefoot Youngdung

(ABQH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

(SeattleH3)

Boobs-a-lot

(SeattleH3)

Assfault

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(No balls/seattle h3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Biceptual

Border jumper H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cabbitch

(SeattleH3)

Dr. DooDiddle

(SSBH4)

Man Maker

Seattle H3
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

FuckAble

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mass Ass-cension

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Tardcore

(NSDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Rock Cock

(Trailer Trash Hash)

Grapes of Ass

(IEH3)

Empty Sack

(MrHH3)

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Katie

(SeattleH3)

Cum Test Dummy

(SFH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

(SFH3)

Vapo Butt Chug

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Simba;

(HSWTFH3)

I Like It in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Wanker

(RenoH3)

Orgy Cycle

(TTH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

The Franzi Man Can

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

4-in-her

(HSWTFH3)

Ice... Period

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(PH4)

Immaculate Cuntception

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jewkakke the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

Poop! There it is.

(TacomaH3)

Abandon Bitch

(SeaMon)

Knitta Please

Rain City H3
...

Scuba Steve

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
I'm not a businessman ...

Uncle ReamUs

(Eugene H3)

Itchy snatchy

(H5)

Just Dave

(SFH3)

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Shamless O’marley

(H5)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HSWTFH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

I’d do ‘er

(Monterey can’d )

Cherry Pucker

(IEH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

WOW

jHavelina H3
...

Ghey Bondage

(wGASH H3)

Vagina Dentata

(SFH3)

*Turkey Noise*

(HamsterH3)

Trix R 4 Dicks

(MrHH3)

Fowl Running Butthole

(Carolina Larrikins)

Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

cHARLOTtesville H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Missy Pissy

(Trailer Trash Hash)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Gym Beam

Sir Walters H3
...

Hose Before Hoes

(PWH3)

Skittle Clitty

(Mr happys 69)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EH3)

Prickly puss

(Chicago H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SH3)

Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(A_H3)

Iron Prostate

(SeattleH3)

Salt Lick

(NYCH3 and Stumptown)

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy, Olé!

(VajH3)

Half-Eaten Taco

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

Rain City H3
Rage.