Cost: $85*
Hare(s):
Herpes the LoveBug, Ascot to Mouth, Wet Creamy & Delicious, Elephant Drunk Ass, Black Pussy, Ginger Wallbanger, Beamer
Shiggy:
Hey Y'all!!! Yur invited to the hottest shindig this side of the Mississippi! Redneck Revival will be a rearin good time sucking down suds and shooting the breeze with your buds.
We somehow managed to secure 169 acres of private property smack in the middle of Kentucky farmland!
We's got's a mighty fine swimming hole perfect for floatin nekkid in the sun and couple honey holes fur fishin.Plenty of campsites spread out so there's room for every one of yuz to have their own lil slice a' heaven. Thar's gon be a couple 3 ta 5 trail opportunities, loaded with shiggy and the finest of beers and shots. We'll have 5 chances for ya to stuff your pie holes and snacks provided throughout the day and evening.
I know we got the yardage fur a fine outdoor range, but no guns or fireworks allowed, less yur looking fur a proper escort to the exit. Followin that, youkin go on and leave them youngins and rover at the homestead too. We ain't tryin to pay for any life long chat sessions with them's mental doc or race rover to the vet when he gets kicked by a nearby grazing heifer.
Most of all, we want you to come out and have a shit kickin good time loaded with "Hey Y'all! Watch this!" moments. Just remember, if your activity includes a second, third or whatever, CONSENT IS THE SEXIEST DAMN THANG OF ALL.
IMPORTANT All payments will be made via PayPal to Christine Lozano, lozanoce@yahoo.com PLEASE choose the friends and family setting so we are not paying the added fees.
Redneck Hillbilly
All the things a hillbilly would love, want or need. Think Joe Dirt.
4 1st Beers Cracked!!
4-6 Check In
4-6 Open Bar
6 Dinner - Provided by Le Chef Clam
7 Opening Circle
7-9 Ascot and Creamy Vow Renewal Trail
9 Trail End Circle
10:45 Shot set-up
11 Shooting Star
12 Midnight Midnight Nekkid
8 Incontinent Breakfast
9-10 Bash
1030-1 Elephants Black Pussy Trail
1 Lunch (MYO Sammich Bitch)
2-5 Beer Olympics
6 Dinner - Nacho Avg Taco Cart
8:30 Saturday Trails Circle
9 Blow Worm Trail
9:15-? DJ Bust A Rave
8 Incontinent Breakfast
10 Fatboy Trail
10:30 Closing Circle
11-12 Clean-up GTFO
PayPal
Christine Lozano
lozanoce@yahoo.com
Please choose friends and family setting so we are not paying the added fees!
including:
Duck Tails
(SCH4)
Dah Gimp
(DH3)
Just Brittany
(SCH4)
Pocket Full of Lube
(LH3)
Bumble Beaver
(IndyScent)
Here comes the Ride
(SCH4)
Just Sheena
(IndyScent)
Just Shannon
(dayton)
Gabby Gay Lick Her
(HAH3)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
No Funyun
(SCH4)
Splash Gordon
(SCH4)
Just Maria
(SCH4)
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
Just Heather
(Dayton Hash House...)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
Camp Cums-a-Lot
(Horses Ass H3)
Just Matt
(DH3)
Farm to Table
(SavH3)
Cock in a Box
(LVH3)
Luva Lamp
( Boston H3)
Tongue A Bum
(IndyScent)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton Hash House...)
Just Liza
(SCH4)
Men Eh
(SCH4)
Just Marc
(UNDH3)
Beamer
(DH3)
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Open Whore Policy
(DH3)
Jizz Hands
(Athens)
Beat it
(SCH4)
Catnip
(DH3)
Banned from Kiddieland
(SCH4)
G Spot
(SCH4)
3-Way Time
(SCH4)
Gtwat
(MCH3)
Roofie-O
(MoA2H3)
Just Amanda
(SCH4)
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious
(QCH4)
Pink Cum Socks
(SCH4)
Help Get It Up
(DH3)
Dreams of Dick
(SCH4)
Mount N Dew Her
(LH3)
crack whore
(SCH4)
Cottage Cheese
(RH3C)
Burning Sensation
(Sydney Thirsty H3)
Just Katie
(SCH4)
I Cum From a Clam Down Under
(QCH3)
Maid of Dis-On-Whore
(HAH3)
Can't Find Tail
(DH3)
Dr Whooters
(SCH4)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Tasty Muff
(PGHH3)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Good Vibrations
(LH3)
Cuntput
(IndyScent)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Just Tanisha
(IndyScent)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H3)
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