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Camp Throw'em Back: A FOUR DAY 90’s Comedy Adventure!

Welcome Campers, we’re throwing it back to the golden era of slapstick humor, questionable fashion choices, and the kind of shenanigans that would make even Jim Carrey proud.

This ain't your average campout—this is a blockbuster weekend filled with all the wild energy of a 90’s comedy! Picture a mix of The Sandlot, Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy, and Ace Ventura—all rolled into one ridiculous, unforgettable outdoor adventure.

The Plot:

A ragtag group of campers—equipped with fanny packs, overalls, and an unhealthy amount of Bugles—arrive in the great outdoors, ready for a relaxing weekend. But chaos ensues when:
✔ A tent collapses in an epic domino effect.
✔ Someone packs nothing but Lunchables and Fruit Roll-Ups for food.
✔ The "experienced outdoorsman" leads everyone in the wrong direction.
✔ A canoe race turns into an unintentional swim competition.
✔ The campfire storytelling session goes off the rails, featuring legitimately scary stories about dial-up internet and VHS rewinding.

Meet the Characters:

The Overprepared One – Shows up with a color-coded survival guide but forgets to pack a sleeping bag.

The Walking Disaster – Trips over nothing, spills everything, and somehow sets a marshmallow on fire before roasting it.

The Snack King/Queen – Brings an entire grocery store but insists it’s “just a few things.”

The ’90s Fanatic – Has a Walkman, a collection of Pogs, and won’t stop quoting Wayne’s World. Party on, dude!

The Practical Joker – Replaces bug spray with whipped cream. Also the most likely to be duct-taped to a tree overnight.

Activities Include, but not limited to:

"Home Alone" Survival Challenges – Can you rig a defense system using only twigs, duct tape, and pure childhood ingenuity?

Extreme Capture the Flag – With real obstacles and confusing rules no one fully understands.

90's Trivia & Movie Quotes – Yell “You can’t handle the truth!” at the wrong moment and be sent on a solo snipe hunt.

Slapstick Olympics – Three-legged races, dizzy bat spins, and a slip-and-slide relay—because physical comedy never goes out of style.

The Great S’mores Catastrophe – A marshmallow-fueled battle where someone inevitably lights a stick on fire and waves it like a wizard’s wand.

By the time the credits roll on this campout, everyone will be sunburned, slightly sleep-deprived, and probably wearing a shirt covered in melted chocolate, bug spray, poor decisions & unidentified substance.

So dust off your Tamagotchis, grab a windbreaker, and prepare for a weekend of nostalgic chaos & uncontrollable laughter—90’s style!

Coming soon to a campsite near you... Rated PG for Poor Gear Choices.

Throwback to your favorite 90's Movies! Ski Patrol, Dumb & Dumber, House Party, Wayne's World, Clerks, Encino Man, Romy & Michelle's Highschool Reunion. You get it! Duh!