Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
TBD
Shiggy:
Bring your coconut bras, grass skirts, khaki shorts & best summer motivation!! We've got your weekend jam packed full of entertainment. Hopefully a bit less rain, the same amount of drunkeness, definitely the same amount of fun, more coffee, 3 additional shitters(cause y'all produce more shit than a fucking dairy farm), maybe a few more halfminds, some new Beer O'limpdick Games,. EVERY lunch and dinner delivered, 1 less concussion, same 75 foot slip n slide, Puke I mean Beer Mile, Lake H3, maybe a catapult for launching hashers into oblivion I mean the lake.... Ya never know whachur gonna find in tha back woods of the Tucky.
PLEASE SEND REGO PAYMENT TO PAYPAL
lozanoce@yahoo.com
*IF YOU DON'T HAVE PAYPAL, WHATEVER, FINE.
Think Porky's Movie meets Summer Camp meets Luau!!
Tent or hammock for sleep(pfffttt yeah right!) and whatever else you need for primitive camping.
Primitive Camping
This is your bare necessities type of camping. No electricity hookup, no water hook up. There is a shower up in the barn with a regular shower. There is a huge lake for swimming! You are welcome to bring a generator if your bougie ass can't make it thru the weekend with out some power but we managed just fine last year!
1300 - 1800 CHECK IN!! KEGS TAPPED!! OPEN BAR
TILL LIQUOR RUNS OUT.
1800 - Opening Circle
1830 - Friday Trail
2000 - Pizza Dinner Delivery
2200 - Shooting Star
0800 - MYO BREAKFAST Hash will provide coffee
mimosas and Bloody fixins
0830 - Possibly Yoga on the hill (need an instructor!)
1000 - Saturday Trail
1000 - Never Leave Campers Trail
1300 - Lunch Delivery
1400 - Clean up Lunch
1430 - Hashy O'limpdicks
1630 - Retro Luau Cocktail Party on the Lake
1900 - Dinner Delivery
2000 - Clean up Dinner
2100 - Naked Glow Worm trail!
2200 - DJ Blacklight Dance Party, co-hosted by our
Body Glow Paint Artist, Dick A Langelo!
MYO BREAKFAST
GTFO
including:
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Loser Snatch if it wasn’t attached
(BH3)
Just Chris
(SCH4)
Phil nye the science bi
(Rocket shitty)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Dah Gimp
(DH4 Dayton )
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Broke Dick Mountain
(SCH4)
Gray's Anatomy
(SCH4)
Beat It
(SCH4)
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
Cuddles Me Bourbon
(AVLH3)
Just Leah
(QCH4)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton H3)
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
(IndyScent)
Just Joe
(AVLH3)
Wet Spot
(STLH3)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
Catnip
(Bad Decisions H3)
Dr McCreamy
(SCH4)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Anal Soft
(SCH4)
Balls in the Hole
(IndyScent)
Jeanie weenie
(MadisonH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Dirty Dumpster Slut
(DH3)
Ribbited for her pleasure
(Indyscent )
Tongue A Bum
(Indyhhh)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
My Safe Word is Machete
(DH4)
Dick-a-langelo
(sch4)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Plinko Stinko
(Tipsycanoe )
Monogamistake
(IndyScent)
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
Whip It Out
(MoAn'n H3)
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
(SCH4)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe )
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Carniwhore
TMI General
(NNH3)
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(DH4)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H4)
FuckAbel
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(TTTH3)
GGLS Grandmas Gifted Little Schitt
(Nomad H3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Bumble Beaver
(Indy FullMoon)
Scary Pooter
(Indyhhh)
Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Libercrotchy
(IndyH3)
Bonnet Banger
(Dayton H3)
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