Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
TBD
Shiggy:
Bring your coconut bras, grass skirts, khaki shorts & best summer motivation!! We've got your weekend jam packed full of entertainment. Hopefully a bit less rain, the same amount of drunkeness, definitely the same amount of fun, more coffee, 3 additional shitters(cause y'all produce more shit than a fucking dairy farm), maybe a few more halfminds, some new Beer O'limpdick Games,. EVERY lunch and dinner delivered, 1 less concussion, same 75 foot slip n slide, Puke I mean Beer Mile, Lake H3, maybe a catapult for launching hashers into oblivion I mean the lake.... Ya never know whachur gonna find in tha back woods of the Tucky.
PLEASE SEND REGO PAYMENT TO PAYPAL
lozanoce@yahoo.com
*IF YOU DON'T HAVE PAYPAL, WHATEVER, FINE.
Think Porky's Movie meets Summer Camp meets Luau!!
Tent or hammock for sleep(pfffttt yeah right!) and whatever else you need for primitive camping.
Primitive Camping
This is your bare necessities type of camping. No electricity hookup, no water hook up. There is a shower up in the barn with a regular shower. There is a huge lake for swimming! You are welcome to bring a generator if your bougie ass can't make it thru the weekend with out some power but we managed just fine last year!
1300 - 1800 CHECK IN!! KEGS TAPPED!! OPEN BAR
TILL LIQUOR RUNS OUT.
1800 - Opening Circle
1830 - Friday Trail
2000 - Pizza Dinner Delivery
2200 - Shooting Star
0800 - MYO BREAKFAST Hash will provide coffee
mimosas and Bloody fixins
0830 - Possibly Yoga on the hill (need an instructor!)
1000 - Saturday Trail
1000 - Never Leave Campers Trail
1300 - Lunch Delivery
1400 - Clean up Lunch
1430 - Hashy O'limpdicks
1630 - Retro Luau Cocktail Party on the Lake
1900 - Dinner Delivery
2000 - Clean up Dinner
2100 - Naked Glow Worm trail!
2200 - DJ Blacklight Dance Party, co-hosted by our
Body Glow Paint Artist, Dick A Langelo!
MYO BREAKFAST
GTFO
including:
Monogamistake
(IndyScent)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H4)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
Dr McCreamy
(SCH4)
Catnip
(Bad Decisions H3)
Just Leah
(QCH4)
Wet Spot
(STLH3)
Just Chris
(SCH4)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Bumble Beaver
(Indy FullMoon)
My Safe Word is Machete
(DH4)
Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Balls in the Hole
(IndyScent)
Jeanie weenie
(MadisonH3)
Scary Pooter
(Indyhhh)
Dick-a-langelo
(sch4)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe)
Phil nye the science bi
(Rocket shitty)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Tongue A Bum
(Indyhhh)
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Cuddles Me Bourbon
(AVLH3)
Whip It Out
(MoAn'n H3)
Anal Soft
(SCH4)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
GGLS Grandmas Gifted Little Schitt
(Nomad H3)
Ribbited for her pleasure
(Indyscent )
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton H3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
TMI General
(NNH3)
Carniwhore
Broke Dick Mountain
(SCH4)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
(IndyScent)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Dirty Dumpster Slut
(DH3)
Just Joe
(AVLH3)
Plinko Stinko
(Tipsycanoe )
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(TTTH3)
Dah Gimp
(DH4 Dayton )
Gray's Anatomy
(SCH4)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(DH4)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
Bonnet Banger
(Dayton H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
FuckAbel
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
(SCH4)
Libercrotchy
(IndyH3)
Beat It
(SCH4)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe )
Loser Snatch if it wasn’t attached
(BH3)
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