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Organizers:
SCH4 BeerCamp Cum'on-I-Wanna-Lay'a Luau 2022
08/26 04:00 PM
A SCH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
TBD
Shiggy:
Bring your coconut bras, grass skirts, khaki shorts & best summer motivation!! We've got your weekend jam packed full of entertainment. Hopefully a bit less rain, the same amount of drunkeness, definitely the same amount of fun, more coffee, 3 additional shitters(cause y'all produce more shit than a fucking dairy farm), maybe a few more halfminds, some new Beer O'limpdick Games,. EVERY lunch and dinner delivered, 1 less concussion, same 75 foot slip n slide, Puke I mean Beer Mile, Lake H3, maybe a catapult for launching hashers into oblivion I mean the lake.... Ya never know whachur gonna find in tha back woods of the Tucky.
PLEASE SEND REGO PAYMENT TO PAYPAL
lozanoce@yahoo.com
*IF YOU DON'T HAVE PAYPAL, WHATEVER, FINE.
Think Porky's Movie meets Summer Camp meets Luau!!
Tent or hammock for sleep(pfffttt yeah right!) and whatever else you need for primitive camping.
Location Details
Primitive Camping
This is your bare necessities type of camping. No electricity hookup, no water hook up. There is a shower up in the barn with a regular shower. There is a huge lake for swimming! You are welcome to bring a generator if your bougie ass can't make it thru the weekend with out some power but we managed just fine last year!
Schedule of Events
1300 - 1800 CHECK IN!! KEGS TAPPED!! OPEN BAR
TILL LIQUOR RUNS OUT.
1800 - Opening Circle
1830 - Friday Trail
2000 - Pizza Dinner Delivery
2200 - Shooting Star
0800 - MYO BREAKFAST Hash will provide coffee
mimosas and Bloody fixins
0830 - Possibly Yoga on the hill (need an instructor!)
1000 - Saturday Trail
1000 - Never Leave Campers Trail
1300 - Lunch Delivery
1400 - Clean up Lunch
1430 - Hashy O'limpdicks
1630 - Retro Luau Cocktail Party on the Lake
1900 - Dinner Delivery
2000 - Clean up Dinner
2100 - Naked Glow Worm trail!
2200 - DJ Blacklight Dance Party, co-hosted by our
Body Glow Paint Artist, Dick A Langelo!
MYO BREAKFAST
GTFO
Public Event
including:
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
(IndyScent)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe)
Just Chris
(SCH4)
TMI General
(NNH3)
Bonnet Banger
(Dayton H3)
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Dirty Dumpster Slut
(DH3)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Balls in the Hole
(IndyScent)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
My Safe Word is Machete
(DH4)
Wet Spot
(STLH3)
Dah Gimp
(DH4 Dayton )
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Ribbited for her pleasure
(Indyscent )
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
(SCH4)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H4)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Tongue A Bum
(Indyhhh)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(TTTH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Gray's Anatomy
(SCH4)
Broke Dick Mountain
(SCH4)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
GGLS Grandmas Gifted Little Schitt
(Nomad H3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(DH4)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Phil nye the science bi
(Rocket shitty)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Libercrotchy
(IndyH3)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe )
Just Joe
(AVLH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Bumble Beaver
(Indy FullMoon)
FuckAbel
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Scary Pooter
(Indyhhh)
Beat It
(SCH4)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Cuddles Me Bourbon
(AVLH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Jeanie weenie
(MadisonH3)
Dick-a-langelo
(sch4)
Anal Soft
(SCH4)
Plinko Stinko
(Tipsycanoe )
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
Whip It Out
(MoAn'n H3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton H3)
Just Leah
(QCH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Loser Snatch if it wasn’t attached
(BH3)
Catnip
(Bad Decisions H3)
Dr McCreamy
(SCH4)
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