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Organizers:
SCH4 BeerCamp Cum'on-I-Wanna-Lay'a Luau 2022
08/26 04:00 PM
A SCH4 Hash Campout
Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
TBD
Shiggy:
Bring your coconut bras, grass skirts, khaki shorts & best summer motivation!! We've got your weekend jam packed full of entertainment. Hopefully a bit less rain, the same amount of drunkeness, definitely the same amount of fun, more coffee, 3 additional shitters(cause y'all produce more shit than a fucking dairy farm), maybe a few more halfminds, some new Beer O'limpdick Games,. EVERY lunch and dinner delivered, 1 less concussion, same 75 foot slip n slide, Puke I mean Beer Mile, Lake H3, maybe a catapult for launching hashers into oblivion I mean the lake.... Ya never know whachur gonna find in tha back woods of the Tucky.
PLEASE SEND REGO PAYMENT TO PAYPAL
lozanoce@yahoo.com
*IF YOU DON'T HAVE PAYPAL, WHATEVER, FINE.
Think Porky's Movie meets Summer Camp meets Luau!!
Tent or hammock for sleep(pfffttt yeah right!) and whatever else you need for primitive camping.
Location Details
Primitive Camping
This is your bare necessities type of camping. No electricity hookup, no water hook up. There is a shower up in the barn with a regular shower. There is a huge lake for swimming! You are welcome to bring a generator if your bougie ass can't make it thru the weekend with out some power but we managed just fine last year!
Schedule of Events
1300 - 1800 CHECK IN!! KEGS TAPPED!! OPEN BAR
TILL LIQUOR RUNS OUT.
1800 - Opening Circle
1830 - Friday Trail
2000 - Pizza Dinner Delivery
2200 - Shooting Star
0800 - MYO BREAKFAST Hash will provide coffee
mimosas and Bloody fixins
0830 - Possibly Yoga on the hill (need an instructor!)
1000 - Saturday Trail
1000 - Never Leave Campers Trail
1300 - Lunch Delivery
1400 - Clean up Lunch
1430 - Hashy O'limpdicks
1630 - Retro Luau Cocktail Party on the Lake
1900 - Dinner Delivery
2000 - Clean up Dinner
2100 - Naked Glow Worm trail!
2200 - DJ Blacklight Dance Party, co-hosted by our
Body Glow Paint Artist, Dick A Langelo!
MYO BREAKFAST
GTFO
Public Event
including:
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Just Leah
(QCH4)
Catnip
(Bad Decisions H3)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Dr McCreamy
(SCH4)
Dah Gimp
(DH4 Dayton )
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
My Safe Word is Machete
(DH4)
Dirty Dumpster Slut
(DH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
Phil nye the science bi
(Rocket shitty)
Just Chris
(SCH4)
Libercrotchy
(IndyH3)
Beat It
(SCH4)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(DH4)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Jeanie weenie
(MadisonH3)
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe)
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
(SCH4)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Bumble Beaver
(Indy FullMoon)
Beamer
(DH4)
Ribbited for her pleasure
(Indyscent )
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
(IndyScent)
Whip It Out
(MoAn'n H3)
Loser Snatch if it wasn’t attached
(BH3)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Anal Soft
(SCH4)
Wet Spot
(STLH3)
Plinko Stinko
(Tipsycanoe )
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(TTTH3)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent)
Gray's Anatomy
(SCH4)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Tongue A Bum
(Indyhhh)
Broke Dick Mountain
(SCH4)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Just Joe
(AVLH3)
Scary Pooter
(Indyhhh)
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
TMI General
(NNH3)
Cuddles Me Bourbon
(AVLH3)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
Bonnet Banger
(Dayton H3)
GGLS Grandmas Gifted Little Schitt
(Nomad H3)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H4)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe )
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
Balls in the Hole
(IndyScent)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton H3)
FuckAbel
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dick-a-langelo
(sch4)
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