Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
TBD
Shiggy:
Bring your coconut bras, grass skirts, khaki shorts & best summer motivation!! We've got your weekend jam packed full of entertainment. Hopefully a bit less rain, the same amount of drunkeness, definitely the same amount of fun, more coffee, 3 additional shitters(cause y'all produce more shit than a fucking dairy farm), maybe a few more halfminds, some new Beer O'limpdick Games,. EVERY lunch and dinner delivered, 1 less concussion, same 75 foot slip n slide, Puke I mean Beer Mile, Lake H3, maybe a catapult for launching hashers into oblivion I mean the lake.... Ya never know whachur gonna find in tha back woods of the Tucky.
PLEASE SEND REGO PAYMENT TO PAYPAL
lozanoce@yahoo.com
*IF YOU DON'T HAVE PAYPAL, WHATEVER, FINE.
Think Porky's Movie meets Summer Camp meets Luau!!
Tent or hammock for sleep(pfffttt yeah right!) and whatever else you need for primitive camping.
Primitive Camping
This is your bare necessities type of camping. No electricity hookup, no water hook up. There is a shower up in the barn with a regular shower. There is a huge lake for swimming! You are welcome to bring a generator if your bougie ass can't make it thru the weekend with out some power but we managed just fine last year!
1300 - 1800 CHECK IN!! KEGS TAPPED!! OPEN BAR
TILL LIQUOR RUNS OUT.
1800 - Opening Circle
1830 - Friday Trail
2000 - Pizza Dinner Delivery
2200 - Shooting Star
0800 - MYO BREAKFAST Hash will provide coffee
mimosas and Bloody fixins
0830 - Possibly Yoga on the hill (need an instructor!)
1000 - Saturday Trail
1000 - Never Leave Campers Trail
1300 - Lunch Delivery
1400 - Clean up Lunch
1430 - Hashy O'limpdicks
1630 - Retro Luau Cocktail Party on the Lake
1900 - Dinner Delivery
2000 - Clean up Dinner
2100 - Naked Glow Worm trail!
2200 - DJ Blacklight Dance Party, co-hosted by our
Body Glow Paint Artist, Dick A Langelo!
MYO BREAKFAST
GTFO
including:
Tyra Spanks
(IndyScent)
Scary Pooter
(Indyhhh)
Dick-a-langelo
(sch4)
TMI General
(NNH3)
Dirty Dumpster Slut
(DH3)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Wet, Creamy and Delicious
(SCH4)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Bonnet Banger
(Dayton H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(DH4)
Dr McCreamy
(SCH4)
Just Leah
(QCH4)
Polly Wanna Fuck Her
(Athens H4)
Hot Tub Slut
(SCH4)
Loser Snatch if it wasn’t attached
(BH3)
Space Oddtitty
(SCH4)
Carniwhore
Just Joe
(AVLH3)
I’ll Fucking Kill You
(IndyScent)
Libercrotchy
(IndyH3)
FuckAbel
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
Grand Theft Twauto
(SCH4)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Bumble Beaver
(Indy FullMoon)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Beat It
(SCH4)
Just Chris
(SCH4)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Whip It Out
(MoAn'n H3)
Cuddles Me Bourbon
(AVLH3)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Ribbited for her pleasure
(Indyscent )
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Plinko Stinko
(Tipsycanoe )
Phil nye the science bi
(Rocket shitty)
Jeanie weenie
(MadisonH3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Anal Soft
(SCH4)
Pussy Slap
(MCH3)
Dah Gimp
(DH4 Dayton )
Dodge My Balls
(SCH4)
Balls in the Hole
(IndyScent)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(Dayton H3)
Wet Spot
(STLH3)
Catnip
(Bad Decisions H3)
Big Ol’ Box of Cocks
(IndyScent)
Broke Dick Mountain
(SCH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(TTTH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Krystal Feelsrite
(IndyScent)
GGLS Grandmas Gifted Little Schitt
(Nomad H3)
ReMEMBER Me
(IndyScent)
50 Shades of Green
(Tipsycanoe)
Gray's Anatomy
(SCH4)
Tongue A Bum
(Indyhhh)
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
My Safe Word is Machete
(DH4)
Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Not The Poopy End
(Tipsycanoe )
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