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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Puke
(Houston)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Nite
(Soh4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
3west
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
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