Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
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