Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
DF
(PHHH)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Beamer
(DH4)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
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