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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Catherine
(CCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
3west
(BAH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Nite
(Soh4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Spike
(IH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
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