Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Nite
(Soh4)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
DF
(PHHH)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
MMI
(CLH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
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