Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
DF
(PHHH)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Puke
(Houston)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Catherine
(CCH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Pita
(DCH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
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