Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
MMI
(CLH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Puke
(Houston)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Spike
(IH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
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