Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
DF
(PHHH)
Beamer
(DH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
3west
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Spike
(IH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Puke
(Houston)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
MMI
(CLH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
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