Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Beamer
(DH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Nite
(Soh4)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Puke
(Houston)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
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