Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Muffalotta
(H5)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
DF
(PHHH)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Nite
(Soh4)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Male slot
(DenverH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
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