Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Nite
(Soh4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
3west
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Spike
(IH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Puke
(Houston)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
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