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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024

08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM

A SBFMH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $135*

USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"

Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!

Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.

We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.

NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.

Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site

Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.

Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:

Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.

We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.


Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau

Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights

Location Details

Seaside View Campground, Ridge, Maryland

48593 SEASIDE VIEW RD, RIDGE MD 20680

Seaside View Campground

Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.

RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.

If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.


Schedule of Events

1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks


0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks


0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner


1200 - GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

309 Hashers came

including:

Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher

(AVLH3)

Just MJ

(EWH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No, But I Want To

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Bookhaki

(RgH3Groton)

Utica Chub

(SOH4)

Sister Golden Showers

(NVHHH)

Giggle Dick

(DUHHH)

Cunning Runt

(Phuket Hash House...)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

E= MC Hammered

(PGH H3)

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Muffalotta

(H5)

Sour Snatch My Rubber Back

(Mormon H3)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lumpneck Y

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Grassy Ass

San Diego Hash House Harriers
grassy

Peas on my face

Tampa Bay H3
...

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Crack Filler

(PCH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(MWRH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Good Fucking Vibrations

(CH3)

Midsummer Night's Cream

(WH3 Waukesha )

Glory Hole

(CASSH3)

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Squeaker

(HCH3)

Tainted Paint

(QCH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H3)

Thanks for the mammaries

(Other Orlando H3)

Homeless Box Office

(QCH3)

Male slot

(DenverH3)

St. Rollherover

(PCH3)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Say sometimes to drugs.

zz bottom the 3rd

(BAH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Catherine

(CCH3)

Naked Gun

(Phuket Hash House...)

That’s a Whore-A

(CCH3)

Assotope

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Return to Gender

(WildcardH3 )

ManAids

California Larrikins
ManAids Patch

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

Oops Deck

(CH3)

Alopeecia Pussy

(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

GTBAR

(WHHHH)

Just Carol

(HELLHOUND)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

The Black Clap

(Pittsburgh Hash H...)

Rumpley Foreskin

(Kenneless )

Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)

(White House H3)

Just Chris

(WH3)

Simon Says

(WaukeshaH3)

UpperCunt

(H5)

IBSexual

(SOH4)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Take Two For The Team

(BAH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

One Trick Dick (OTD)

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Wood Work Her

(CHHH)

Dick Ender

Blooming Fools H3
...

Diahrrea

(FCH3)

Deadwood

(WaukeshaH3)

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

(BFMH3)

King Cock

(CHH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Dirty Gerbil

(Pgh-H3)

Tooth Fairy

(AlohaH3)

Mother Inferior

(MoA2H3)

Stick It In My Socket

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Rexine

(Pittsburgh H3)

DF

(PHHH)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

Naked Pirate H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Garage a Trois

(LandCH3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Bobble Head

(GF H3)

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

I can’t believe it’s not lesbian

(GStrH3)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Puke

(Houston)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
11/5/25

No Man's Land

(OmahaH3)

Spawn of Satan

(OmahaH3)

Headbanger

Quad Cities Hash House Harriers - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

LeoHard

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Probably in heels

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Super Scooper

(WH4)

Cock-a-Noodle

Dayton Hash House Harriers & Harriettes
...

Private Party Princess

(MRH69)

Donde Estas Hermano

(CFH3)

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

Dicks & D'orcs

(OH3)

Rotten Whore

(DCRW)

Two Handed Hum Tucker

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

You, Too, Can Do Me (Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah)

Hillbilly H3
If you're gonna be dum...

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I like turtles

Cum Scout

(MCH3)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

I-Feel Tower

(RH3)

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

Amazon.cum

(BAH3)

Cream on Ya Lasagna

(Charleston Hereti...)

Bimbo on the Run

(EtnaH3)

Fellat Mi No

(BrdCH3)

Decoitous Interruptous

(ReadingH3)

Senora Robinson

(CHH3)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Spitz.cum

(BAH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Give Me Anal or Give Me Meth

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
What's up? What's Up? ...

The Fast & Bike-urious

(FEH3)

Beamer

(DH4)

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

ThunderDrunk

(AlohaH3)

Sorry For Your Loss

(TH3)

Spring-Loaded Pussy

(Omaha Hash House ...)

Hung On The Fence

(BloNoH3 )

Timberballs

(SH3)

SPEWTER

(MWRH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Teenage Circle Jerk

(Bella Napoli Hash...)

SquirtHole

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Moon

(Pittsburgh H3)

Bareacooter

Mount Vernon H3
...

Cottage Cheese

Renegade Hash House Harriers Columbus
...

Betty Crotch Popper

Beaver Hole H3
...

Magically Delicious

(WWh3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck

(BOSMoonH3)

MMI

(CLH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Expiration Dating

(TH3)

Responsibilibitch

Midwest Road Whore
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sex Doll Serial killer

(BoulderH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

3west

(BAH3)

WV Pole Miner

(TH3)

T-boner

(Pgh-H3)

Something Blew

Quad Cities Hash House Harriers - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

Flame Thrower

Tiny Hands H3
...

Catwoman

(Daytonh3)

Festering Foot Stuff

(SOH4)

Hung Like A Dead Guy

(WHHHH)

Mudda Foda

(BAH3)

kunt-fu weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Stick

(AlohaH3)

Just Damon

(SMUTTyCrab ??)

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

DC Road Whores
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Screams Do Cum Thru

Skull & Boners
...

IM Cumming

(dayton)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

This Little Piggy

(MemphisH3)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Whisperer

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

Indian Spills

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Where’s Balldo?

Tampa Bay H3
...

50mm Fetish

(DH4)

Kinky Candied Ham

(Dallas)

Any Cock'll Do (Cockle)

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Slutty Charms

(BostonH3)

Slurpee

(AlohaH3)

Penis Head

(Daytonh3)

Jewban Penile Crisis

(JRH3)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Finnish on My Face

(WildcardH3 )

Peeter On A Skeeter

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

These Are the Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Knot Your Yum Yucker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Pretty When I’m Drunk

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

.Cum

(OmahaH3)

K9-69

(Pgh-H3)

Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet

(Eerie H3)

Porn Again Christian

Pittsburgh Rogue Alternative Trails
...

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Claim to Flame

(LandCH3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushmen Chicago)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

3 Holer

(DCH3)

Bananass

(BostonH3)

Black Staph In My Ass

Other Orlando H3
...

Red Foreskin

(eATMe H3)

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW, MadisonH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Frozen Fish Dicks

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Roose Rips

White House H3
Sink ships

Dickopauge

(BAH3)

Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks

(CGH3)

Nite

(Soh4)

Pita

(DCH4)

Spike

(IH3)

Pandamoanium

(Wandering whore h3)

Kitchen Bitch

(Hockessin)

Saran Clap

(RH3C)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Vanilla Gorilla

(OmahaH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Sex Toy Story

OmahaH3
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Mountin Deez Nuts

BFMH3
Full Send Darty

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Pump N Dump

(OTH4)

Woody Wouldn't Pecker

(Omaha H3 )

Pepe le Poo

(IH3)

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
Menace to sobriety

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Abandon Shit

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Timberballs

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Taking the D for a B

(BAH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Knocked Up

(WH4MVH3)

Frankentitties

Bella Napoli Hash House Harriers
BNH3 is my first love

Miso Anal

(Charleston Hereti...)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Big Ol’ Box of Cocks

IndyScent HHH
...

Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum

(SOH4)

Loose Early

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hufflepunch

(OmahaH3)

Hump Forrest Hump

(MVH3 )

Jerryz Kidd

(WWh3)

Fjord Sexplorer

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

downward dog shit

Kansas City H3
...

Titter Glitter

(OmahaH3)

Blood Spit & Rears

Other Orlando H3
...

Just Chelsea

(BAH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

DRAG

(FCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

TMI General

(Kink H3)

Headshart

(BFMH3)

Monogamistake

(IndyScent HHH)

Bloody Sanchez

Loosely United Suncoast Hashers
...

Turd Burgler MntBH3

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
...

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Jailbait

(Omaha H3)