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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Just Chris
(WH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Spike
(IH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
DF
(PHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
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