Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Beamer
(DH4)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
MMI
(CLH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spike
(IH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
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