Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
3west
(BAH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
DF
(PHHH)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spike
(IH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Puke
(Houston)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
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