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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Puke
(Houston)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
3west
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
DF
(PHHH)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
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