Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
DRAG
(FCH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
MMI
(CLH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
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