Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Nite
(Soh4)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
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