Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
DF
(PHHH)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
3west
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
DRAG
(FCH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Pita
(DCH4)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
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