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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Spike
(IH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
DF
(PHHH)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Nite
(Soh4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Puke
(Houston)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
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