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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Spike
(IH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Puke
(Houston)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Just Chris
(WH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
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