Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Headshart
(BFMH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Catherine
(CCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
DF
(PHHH)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Beamer
(DH4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
DRAG
(FCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
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