Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
3west
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Pita
(DCH4)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Puke
(Houston)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
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