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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
TMI General
(Kink H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Beamer
(DH4)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
DF
(PHHH)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Nite
(Soh4)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Timberballs
(SH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Spike
(IH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
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