Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Beamer
(DH4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
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