Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
DF
(PHHH)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Beamer
(DH4)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Puke
(Houston)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Spike
(IH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
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