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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
MMI
(CLH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Catherine
(CCH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
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Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
IBSexual
(SOH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
DF
(PHHH)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
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