Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
MMI
(CLH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
DF
(PHHH)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
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