Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Squeaker
(HCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
DF
(PHHH)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Beamer
(DH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
3west
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Spike
(IH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
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