Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Puke
(Houston)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
King Cock
(CHH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
MMI
(CLH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Nite
(Soh4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
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