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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Spike
(IH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Pita
(DCH4)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Nite
(Soh4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Bananass
(BostonH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
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