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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
DF
(PHHH)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
MMI
(CLH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Spike
(IH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Beamer
(DH4)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
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