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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
3west
(BAH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
DF
(PHHH)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Puke
(Houston)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
MMI
(CLH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Nite
(Soh4)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
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