Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
DF
(PHHH)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Beamer
(DH4)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Puke
(Houston)
MMI
(CLH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Nite
(Soh4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Spike
(IH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
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