Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Pita
(DCH4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Puke
(Houston)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
UpperCunt
(H5)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
MMI
(CLH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Nite
(Soh4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Catherine
(CCH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
DF
(PHHH)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
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