Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
DF
(PHHH)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
3west
(BAH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Spike
(IH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Nite
(Soh4)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Beamer
(DH4)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
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