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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Beamer
(DH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Puke
(Houston)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
King Cock
(CHH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
3west
(BAH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
DRAG
(FCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
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