Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Spike
(IH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Puke
(Houston)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Just Chris
(WH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Beamer
(DH4)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
MMI
(CLH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Timberballs
(SH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
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