Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
MMI
(CLH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Spike
(IH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
DRAG
(FCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
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