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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Timberballs
(SH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Nite
(Soh4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
DF
(PHHH)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
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