Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Beamer
(DH4)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Nite
(Soh4)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
DF
(PHHH)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Bananass
(BostonH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
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