Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and the rego list will be scrubbed regularly. MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Third Girl Problems
(EWH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Miss Vomitzuela
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
BARE ASS BURNS
(Middle Georgia H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Just Tom
(NOLANomads)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Damn It & Damn It
(Long Beach H3)
Beer Ray
(GCH3)
Daisy Dykes
(MiamiH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
WEED EAT HER
(Middle Georgia H3)
Four Finger Twat Punch
(SavH3)
Pulls His Own
(LH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Shitting Bull
(JRH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Iva
(Other Orlando H3)
SOL
(S2H3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Pee Cock
(SurvivorH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Hazukashii
(Vagabond)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
National pornographic
(Kimchi)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Just Sarah
(PGHH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Toys 4 twats
(OBH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Horse Fisterer
(AlohaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Sex Goddess
(GFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(WestCoastH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(OregonH3)
One Trick Dick (migrated)
G I
(Rumson)
Reverend Lickalottapuss
(LunarH3)
Postpartum Pitt Pisser
(TAHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Gaucho behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Wang of mass destruction
(MBH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Ryan ruland
(OBH3)
Just Dawn
(GFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
3-Way Plug
(WWh3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Legends of The Hidden Tampon
(BH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Cuc Up Her
(California Larrikins)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
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