Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Lumpneck Muncher
(H5)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Fills Your Mouth
(OregonH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Just Dawn
(GFH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Puke
(Houston)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Bitches Get Stitches
(TriH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Legends of The Hidden Tampon
(BH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Harpoon Hernia
(MushH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
3-Way Plug
(WWh3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Deep Chocolate
(Humpin H3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Parentis Interruptis
(AlohaH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Upstate Hash House Harriers
(UHHH)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
CIA
(Houston H3)
Sex Goddess
(GFH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Guano loco
(MVH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Desperate Lay
(IndyScent)
Gaucho behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Honkers
(H3)
Gladiater
(Richmond H3)
Pulls His Own
(LH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Tom
(NOLANomads)
Blows the Hammer
(OTH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Just Daryl
(NoH3-)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
DF
(PHHH)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Postpartum Pitt Pisser
(TAHHH)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
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