Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Catherine
(CCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Nite
(Soh4)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Puke
(Houston)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
3west
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
MMI
(CLH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
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