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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
MMI
(CLH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
3west
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Spike
(IH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Beamer
(DH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
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