Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
3west
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
DF
(PHHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Nite
(Soh4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
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