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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Puke
(Houston)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
DF
(PHHH)
3west
(BAH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Spike
(IH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Nite
(Soh4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
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