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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Puke
(Houston)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
3west
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
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