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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
King Cock
(CHH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Spike
(IH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
MMI
(CLH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Puke
(Houston)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
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