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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
MMI
(CLH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Puke
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
3west
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Beamer
(DH4)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
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