Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Pita
(DCH4)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
DF
(PHHH)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Just Chris
(WH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Spike
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
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