Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
DF
(PHHH)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Puke
(Houston)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
3west
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
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