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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
UpperCunt
(H5)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
3west
(BAH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Nite
(Soh4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
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