Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
3west
(BAH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Puke
(Houston)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Muffalotta
(H5)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
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