Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Headshart
(BFMH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Puke
(Houston)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spike
(IH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DF
(PHHH)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Beamer
(DH4)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
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