Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
3west
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
DF
(PHHH)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
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