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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Spike
(IH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Just Chris
(WH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
DF
(PHHH)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
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