Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DF
(PHHH)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Catherine
(CCH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
3west
(BAH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Spike
(IH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
One Trick Dick (OTD)
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