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SBFMH3 USA Nash Hash 2024
08/30 12:01 PM to 09/02 11:59 AM
A SBFMH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Location Details
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
Schedule of Events
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Spike
(IH3)
MMI
(CLH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Timberballs
(SH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
UpperCunt
(H5)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
3west
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Puke
(Houston)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
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