Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
DF
(PHHH)
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Spike
(IH3)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Beamer
(DH4)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
MMI
(CLH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
3west
(BAH3)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
UpperCunt
(H5)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
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