Cost: $135*
USA National Hash 2024
Hosted by Smutt Butts Full Moon H3
"Proudly featuring National Bohemian Beer"
Come hash in Southern Maryland and experience all that "the land of pleasant shiggy" has to offer!
Bring your tent or hammock or RV and enjoy 4 days of hashing and revelry on the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. We're taking over a private campground and will have indoor showers, real flush toilets, and a private pier and swimming beach. We'll also have outdoor showers and porta potties for those of you who just like roughing it.
We'll have all the beer, seltzer, cider you can drink. And a delightful menu to keep your belly full all weekend, including a traditional Maryland Crab Feast Saturday night. We'll have trails every day including: a full moon trail, daytime shiggy trail, a midnight nekkid trail, and drunken shot trail.
NOTE: the private hash campground has limited electric options and only 2 water spigots. For those desiring full hookups for an RV, we will open a limited number of spots in an adjacent campground (1-2 minute walk) for an add’l fee at a later date. Generators, batteries, and tanked water/sewer (“dry camping”/boondocking) totally welcome at hash camp.
Optional Add Ons:
$50 add'l per RV (Per RV, NOT per hasher staying in the same RV)
$50 add'l per hasher for hard liquor (All you can drink! Open Bar!)
$200 add'l to rent a generator for the weekend (or bring your own for free)
$TBD full hookup RV site
Tentative schedule below. Expect changes as we firm up options and such.
Payment info:
The magic HTML payment buttons will come up on the confirmation page after you rego, but if you happen to click past them:
Paypal: NashHashUSA@gmail.com (use Friends and Family, or you pay the fees)
Venmo:@ScubaDeuce (1663, if it asks for a phone number)
Checks: WHAT YEAR IS IT?! Email NashHashUSA@gmail.com and we’ll get you an address to direct the Pony Express riders to use to bring us your vintage payment method.
We are committed to making this a fun, safe event for all. Banned hashers are not welcome and MisManagement reserves the right to cancel regos at our discretion to ensure a safe environment for all.
Colonial America, (Saturday Dinner) Southern Maryland Crabber, Neon Rave, and Luau
Tent, Generator, Solar Panels, Costumes, Kayaks, Paddleboards, Lawn Chairs, Flashlights
Seaside View Campground
Your rego includes tent camping space in the Hashland section of the campground. There are VERY limited electrical outlets in Hashland. You're welcome to bring a generator or solar panels.
RV's are welcome in Hashland, for an add'l $50 per RV. Be advised: Hashland is dry camping. We have a potable water hose and can fill tanks on the way in, and there is a dump station on the campground, just not at each site.
If you want an RV site with full (water, sewer, electric) or partial (water and electric) hookups: we’ll have info for that later, first come first serve. These sites rent for $50-$100 per night, depending on amenities and size of your RV. You'll be a short walk (1-2 minutes) from Hashland and NOT in the private, hasher-only part of the campground.
1200 - Check In Table Opens (look for the tiki umbrella)
1201 - Kegs Tapped
1730 - Dinner
1900 - Circle Up For Full Moon Trail
2100 - Bonfire!
2300 - Shooting Star Shot Trail
2359 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast open
0900 - Hab Bazaar Open
1100 - Circle Up for Shiggy Trail (Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbreaker options available)
1300 - Noon Meal
1500 - Hash Olympdicks
1800 - Crab Feast
2000 - DJ Dance Party/Neon Glow Rave
2300 - Midnight Nekkid Trail
2330 - Bonfire!
2400 - Midnight Snacks
0800 - Breakfast
1000 - Beer Mile
1000 - Hashers Not Trashers Trail
1200 - Noon Meal
1300 - Hash Games and Optional Excursions
1800 - Dinner
1200 - GTFO
including:
Knocked Up
(WH4MVH3)
Headshart
(BFMH3)
Reduce Reuse Recoitus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Spike
(IH3)
TMI General
(Kink H3)
Private Party Princess
(MRH69)
No Man's Land
(OmahaH3)
Naked Gun
(Phuket Hash House...)
Spelunk My Abyss
(JXNH3)
Woody Wouldn't Pecker
(Omaha H3 )
Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet
(Eerie H3)
Spring-Loaded Pussy
(Omaha Hash House ...)
That’s a Whore-A
(CCH3)
Wood Work Her
(CHHH)
Donde Estas Hermano
(CFH3)
Tooth Fairy
(AlohaH3)
Good Fucking Vibrations
(CH3)
St. Rollherover
(PCH3)
IM Cumming
(dayton)
Pandamoanium
(Wandering whore h3)
K9-69
(Pgh-H3)
MMI
(CLH3)
Oops Deck
(CH3)
GTBAR
(WHHHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
SPEWTER
(MWRH3)
Squeaker
(HCH3)
Sex Doll Serial killer
(BoulderH3)
Catwoman
(Daytonh3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Take Two For The Team
(BAH3)
Hung Like A Dead Guy
(WHHHH)
Pooperrazzi
(TH3)
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(Bushmen Chicago)
Lumpneck Y
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(BAH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(OmahaH3)
Cum Scout
(MCH3)
Claim to Flame
(LandCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Super Scooper
(WH4)
Monogamistake
(IndyScent HHH)
Rotten Whore
(DCRW)
E= MC Hammered
(PGH H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Chelsea
(BAH3)
Fellat Mi No
(BrdCH3)
Slutty Charms
(BostonH3)
Lick Stick
(AlohaH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Homeless Box Office
(QCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Chris
(WH3)
Glory Hole
(CASSH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Miso Anal
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tainted Paint
(QCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Garage a Trois
(LandCH3)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Other Orlando H3)
WV Pole Miner
(TH3)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Hoover Mcsuck N Fuck
(BOSMoonH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Titter Glitter
(OmahaH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
This Little Piggy
(MemphisH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(FCH3)
Mudda Foda
(BAH3)
Finnish on My Face
(WildcardH3 )
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
DRAG
(FCH3)
Deadwood
(WaukeshaH3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(OTH4)
Beamer
(DH4)
Just Carol
(HELLHOUND)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
(Mormon H3)
.Cum
(OmahaH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMe H3)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Dicks & D'orcs
(OH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Timberballs
(SH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Kitchen Bitch
(Hockessin)
The Fast & Bike-urious
(FEH3)
Penis Head
(Daytonh3)
Bobble Head
(GF H3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Hump Forrest Hump
(MVH3 )
Buck-a-Fuffalo
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Return to Gender
(WildcardH3 )
3west
(BAH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Bananass
(BostonH3)
Slurpee
(AlohaH3)
Puke
(Houston)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H3)
Cunning Runt
(Phuket Hash House...)
Screwnicorn
(PPCH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Simon Says
(WaukeshaH3)
UPMS
(Wandering Whore)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Catherine
(CCH3)
Hufflepunch
(OmahaH3)
Fifty shades of meh (Lorena Hobbits partner)
(White House H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
These Are the Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Nite
(Soh4)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Cream on Ya Lasagna
(Charleston Hereti...)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WH3 Waukesha )
Hung On The Fence
(BloNoH3 )
Crack Filler
(PCH3)
I can’t believe it’s not lesbian
(GStrH3)
Decoitous Interruptous
(ReadingH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Jewban Penile Crisis
(JRH3)
Magically Delicious
(WWh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
ThunderDrunk
(AlohaH3)
Foot & Mouth
(MVH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Alopeecia Pussy
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Senora Robinson
(CHH3)
Male slot
(DenverH3)
Saran Clap
(RH3C)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Pepe le Poo
(IH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
DF
(PHHH)
Rumpley Foreskin
(Kenneless )
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Giggle Dick
(DUHHH)
Amazon.cum
(BAH3)
Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
(CGH3)
IBSexual
(SOH4)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Taking the D for a B
(BAH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Just Damon
(SMUTTyCrab ??)
50mm Fetish
(DH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Spawn of Satan
(OmahaH3)
Jailbait
(Omaha H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
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