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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
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Incocknito
(HCH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Metawhorical Sunshine
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Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Tequila Tony
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Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Gay☘️Lick
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Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Chokes and Chains
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
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