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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Toys for Twats
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Chokes and Chains
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
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