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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Toys for Twats
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Easy A
(SavH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Chokes and Chains
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