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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Chokes and Chains
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
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