This event is over.
Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Easy A
(SavH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Toys for Twats
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Chokes and Chains
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
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