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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024

03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

Hare(s):

Four Finger Twat Punch

Shiggy:

Welcome!

Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!

While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!

Schedule and events

Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!

Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube

SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.

Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star

Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!

Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl

The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!

Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)

Sunday – Hangover Trail

Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!

Entitlements

Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday

Drama Club

Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!

No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter

Hotel Information

Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration

Refund Cutoff

Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole


4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail


7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels


Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island


If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM


Public Event

See the full list!

0 Hashers waited in vain

332 Hashers Came

including:

1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch

(SavH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

Crotchduster

(BVDH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Dog Ass Feels Different

(CTrH3)

Double Dribble

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

I am 17 Fisting on 15

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
1 fist…2 fist…red fist...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

P M S

DPH3
...

Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Goes Down Easy

(CTrH3)

King Cock

(CHH3)

Drowning in Dick

MosquitoH3
...

Pussy Eating Trauma

(CH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Charleston Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Pukey McPukeface

(SWH3)

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Metawhorical Sunshine

(TBH3)

CrotchPodge

(EtnaH3)

Whose Wand is it Anyway?

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Pooperazzi

(Tidewater H3)

TaterTop

(Brevard Hash Hous...)

Strawberry Shortcock

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Let Them Eat Ass!

WaWhH3
B/C why eat cake when ...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

By the Hour

(Kawh3)

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TandAH3)

Fellat-Mi-No

(BrdCH3)

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

Two Story Twat

(CH3)

Forest Dumped

(CH3)

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Vagangry

(UHHH)

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dan hasselhoff made in china

(Southside H3)

Robin, My Soap

(Tidewater H3)

Scuffle My Nutsack

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Only asian from the wa...

Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy

(CH3)

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

Virgin Mutha

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
You see. What had happ...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Slow Ride

(Pgh-H3)

Electric Ladyland

Kittens H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Highway Hummer

(JaxBeachH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Possum Choker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Canooker Hooker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Lieutenant Dayumn

(SavH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Charlotte Hash Ho...)

Kinky Candied Ham

(DFWH3)

Queefer Bi the Dozen

(LTH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Toys for Twats

JNUH3

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

AW Son of a Dick

(VH3)

Jokers little squeak toy

(JaxBeachH3)

Golden

(Dayton HHH)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Fuxxx in truxxx

(SavH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Electric discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Multilingual mustache rider

(SavH3)

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

Shove it up your acid

(SavH3)

Book of More-Men

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Leave A Message After The Bone

(SWWH3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

UnderWHOREST

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

Phony the tiger

(VIcenzaDH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers H3)

Unlucky Skidmark

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Spitz in Scheetz

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Oh Deer

(SavH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(IndyScent)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
yup..

Sweaty hoezzz

(Hill country h3)

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Moochin’ Wench

(Beers And Tacos H3)

All Bur No Fur

(BVDH3)

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Jiggly Jedi

(Narwhal)

Reading Rainblow

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Fucking Dead

(SavH3)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

Waffle House H3
...

Please Cum Again

(Charleston Hereti...)

Madagascar

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Helen Keller

(BVDH3)

Eighth Grade Stroker

(SavH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

(CTrH3)

Pegging sue

(CHH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
...

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

Multiple P Things

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

All That For Nothing

(UHHH)

Gay☘️Lick

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Up The Butt Buttercup

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

Chew-my-bacca

(GothH3)

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Just Tatyana

(GothH3)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Midget Rodeo

Southeastern Degenerates H3
...

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Just Jesse

(SavH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

My Sister Tastes Better

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Are you?

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina MoFuckin...)

8apus

(EWH3)

Fux Capacitor

(WCH3)

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

When I Think About You I Shit Myself

(SavH3)

Ass We Go

Atlanta H4
...

I Punched A Guy And I Liked It!

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

Queef Heard Around The World

(DH3)

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

(SWH3)

Jason Ho Moa

(CTrH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian

(GStrH3)

Anal Bout Anal

(CH3)

Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Silver Medalist

(Columbian)

Cunt for Green October

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Goodwill Cunting

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Chum Bucket Communion

(TH3)

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
I love my pussy

Red Velvet Vagina

(SavH3)

Give the the Bitch a Ring

(Waffle House H3)

George Whorewell

(SoPiH3)

Erectional Officer

(ShitShowH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Klepto Cheeri-Ho

(PFH3)

Slutty Wet Adventures

(ONINH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)

(SCH3)

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Red Rim

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I was told there would...

Wrecked By Ralph

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Patient zero

(SavH3)

Toys For Twats

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dog and Pony Show

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cums in the Cliver

(SavH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Sparky Sole Patch

(JaxBchH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
...

Easy A

(SavH3)

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(WWh3)

Tainted Love

(TBH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Nine One Something

(PFH3)

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Party Favor

(PCH3IT)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Rectal Roommate

(NPH3)

Once Upon a Dick

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Summer Stream

(CTrH3)

Five Finger Fungi

(SCH3)

Bum Chum

(SPH3)

XXX

(Survivor H3 )

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Toys for Twats

(Wandering whore)

Kneed me deeply

(Homelessh3)

Can't Dress Me

(AUGH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

General Tso's Buttplug

(AVLH3)

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Cockhome Syndrome

(RH3)

Dinglebeard

(CH3)

Anchor Spanker

(NOH3)

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Amish Roadkill

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Scurvy Seadog

(TRAJICh3)

Bop It, Rip It, Suck It!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Diddy

(WBH3)

Lord Banana Pudding

Tidewater H3
...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'M SO PRETTY!!!

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Size Matters

(MiamiH3)

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Guacamole in my holey

(CTrH3)

The Young and the Bushless

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

St Dickless the Cougar Catcher

(Homeless)

TSA Took My Willy Away

(SavH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

BLEWKAKKE

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
I'm really a Baby Hash...

Tigger the gay stripper oh my

(JaxH3)

Fourgasm

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Man Cruiser

(MCH3)

Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am

(BIBH3)

Scruffycock Toe Daddy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Johnson in Johnson

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

You like my shit, Papi?

(LTH3)

Homeless Hole Hunter

(PFH3)

50 Shades of Vanilla

(Sir Walters H3)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Scooch up in my Gooch

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Shi-Thai

(SavH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Luva Lamp

Boston H3
...

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

No Blow Barbie

(CLTH3)

GOOD GIRL

(CH3)

Double Suck

(PH3)

Pump Me Up Scottie

Jacksonville H3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Abort Abort Abort

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Preschool Cock Sucking

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
Savannah green dress 2019

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Ice ice Maybe

(GRH3)

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Chokes and Chains

DUFFH3

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Back Door Conditional

(SavH3)

Luke I am your Sharpie

(Kawh3)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Ied

(Wandering whore)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

My Little Porny

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Why am I even in this group?

(SavH3)

Long Story short Dick

(7H4)

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

The Froth and the Furious

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“If one day the speed ...

M R Dicks

(TH3)

Family Cums First

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

I'm Glad You Asked

(SavH3)

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

FahrFromFuken

(CTrH3)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(CCH3)

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

(CTrH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

J Likes to Blow

(CTrH3)

Just Caleb

(GStrH3)

Cockpit

( BVDH3)

Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Penis Envy

(GStrH3)

Dude! Where's My Nut?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
It takes a lot of work...

Amber Alert

(Wandering Whore H3)

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

AddaDick2Me

CTrH3
...More shiggy!

Gladheateher

(SavH3)

Standup Cumedian

(SurvivorH3)

Incocknito

(HCH3)