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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Chokes and Chains
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Toys for Twats
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
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