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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Chokes and Chains
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
8apus
(EWH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Toys for Twats
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
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