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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Chokes and Chains
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Toys for Twats
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
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