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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024

03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

Hare(s):

Four Finger Twat Punch

Shiggy:

Welcome!

Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!

While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!

Schedule and events

Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!

Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube

SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.

Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star

Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!

Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl

The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!

Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)

Sunday – Hangover Trail

Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!

Entitlements

Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday

Drama Club

Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!

No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter

Hotel Information

Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration

Refund Cutoff

Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole


4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail


7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels


Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island


If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM


Public Event

See the full list!

0 Hashers waited in vain

332 Hashers Came

including:

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Once Upon a Dick

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Patient zero

(SavH3)

Double Suck

(PH3)

TaterTop

(Brevard Hash Hous...)

The Froth and the Furious

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“If one day the speed ...

Up The Butt Buttercup

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

The Young and the Bushless

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jesse

(SavH3)

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Toys For Twats

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

St Dickless the Cougar Catcher

(Homeless)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

TSA Took My Willy Away

(SavH3)

When I Think About You I Shit Myself

(SavH3)

Golden

(Dayton HHH)

Back Door Conditional

(SavH3)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

Pukey McPukeface

(SWH3)

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers H3)

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Multilingual mustache rider

(SavH3)

Tigger the gay stripper oh my

(JaxH3)

Scooch up in my Gooch

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Sparky Sole Patch

(JaxBchH3)

Long Story short Dick

(7H4)

Goes Down Easy

(CTrH3)

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

Fourgasm

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

AddaDick2Me

CTrH3
...More shiggy!

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am

(BIBH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caleb

(GStrH3)

Cums in the Cliver

(SavH3)

Amish Roadkill

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

FahrFromFuken

(CTrH3)

Luva Lamp

Boston H3
...

Reading Rainblow

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Possum Choker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Five Finger Fungi

(SCH3)

Strawberry Shortcock

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dinglebeard

(CH3)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

(SWH3)

Jiggly Jedi

(Narwhal)

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Sweaty hoezzz

(Hill country h3)

Oh Deer

(SavH3)

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(WWh3)

J Likes to Blow

(CTrH3)

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
...

Party Favor

(PCH3IT)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Hummer

(JaxBeachH3)

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Scurvy Seadog

(TRAJICh3)

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

By the Hour

(Kawh3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

WaWhH3
B/C why eat cake when ...

Electric discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Amber Alert

(Wandering Whore H3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Chum Bucket Communion

(TH3)

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Diddy

(WBH3)

Lord Banana Pudding

Tidewater H3
...

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cunt for Green October

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
It takes a lot of work...

No Blow Barbie

(CLTH3)

Drowning in Dick

MosquitoH3
...

Fux Capacitor

(WCH3)

Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH

(Wandering Whore H3)

Red Velvet Vagina

(SavH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

P M S

DPH3
...

Book of More-Men

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Fucking Dead

(SavH3)

Dan hasselhoff made in china

(Southside H3)

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Jason Ho Moa

(CTrH3)

Unlucky Skidmark ㅤ

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Scuffle My Nutsack

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Only asian from the wa...

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
Today I was a hero, I ...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Klepto Cheeri-Ho

(PFH3)

Please Cum Again

(Charleston Hereti...)

Shi-Thai

(SavH3)

Virgin Mutha

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
You see. What had happ...

Dog and Pony Show

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TandAH3)

Phony the tiger

(VIcenzaDH3)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

I'm Glad You Asked

(SavH3)

Fuxxx in truxxx

(SavH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Charleston Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Pooperazzi

(Tidewater H3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

Leave A Message After The Bone

(SWWH3)

Forest Dumped

(CH3)

Gladheateher

(SavH3)

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Incocknito

(HCH3)

All That For Nothing

(UHHH)

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
A kilted hasher from A...

Man Cruiser

(MCH3)

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Can't Dress Me

(AUGH3)

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'M SO PRETTY!!!

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

Wrecked By Ralph

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Midget Rodeo

Southeastern Degenerates H3
...

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

NFH Jesse

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Gay☘️Lick

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Preschool Cock Sucking

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
Savannah green dress 2019

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Kneed me deeply

(Homelessh3)

Silver Medalist

(Columbian)

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Red Rim

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I was told there would...

AW Son of a Dick

(VH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher f...

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

General Tso's Buttplug

(AVLH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Queefer Bi the Dozen

(LTH3)

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

XXX

(Survivor H3 )

Cockhome Syndrome

(RH3)

Ass We Go

Atlanta H4
...

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Charlotte Hash Ho...)

Crotchduster

(BVDH3)

Eighth Grade Stroker

(SavH3)

Anal Bout Anal

(CH3)

Just MJ (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Bones, not boners ☠️

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Tainted Love

(TBH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

George Whorewell

(SoPiH3)

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

(CTrH3)

Goodwill Cunting

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Homeless Hole Hunter

(PFH3)

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

You like my shit, Papi?

(LTH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

All Bur No Fur

(BVDH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

BLEWKAKKE

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
I'm really a Baby Hash...

Guacamole in my holey

(CTrH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Bum Chum

(SPH3)

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

UnderWHOREST

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Rectal Roommate

(NPH3)

Why am I even in this group?

(SavH3)

Queef Heard Around The World

(DH3)

Yellow Summer Stream

(CTrH3)

Ice ice Maybe

(GRH3)

Two Story Twat

(CH3)

I Punched A Guy And I Liked It!

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

I am 17 Fisting on 15

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
1 fist…2 fist…red fist...

Kinky Candied Ham

(DFWH3)

Anchor Spanker

(NOH3)

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Toys for Twats

JNUH3

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian

(GStrH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Metawhorical Sunshine

(TBH3)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Erectional Officer

(ShitShowH3)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina MoFuckin...)

Luke I am your Sharpie

(Kawh3)

M R Dicks

(TH3)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

Waffle House H3
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

GOOD GIRL

(CH3)

Johnson in Johnson

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Easy A

(SavH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

(CTrH3)

Size Matters

(MiamiH3)

Moochin’ Wench

(Beers And Tacos H3)

Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)

(SCH3)

Chew-my-bacca

(GothH3)

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Vagangry

(UHHH)

Lieutenant Dayumn

(SavH3)

Canooker Hooker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
...

1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch

(SavH3)

CrotchPodge

(EtnaH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

Just Tatyana

(GothH3)

Jokers little squeak toy

(JaxBeachH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Standup Cumedian

(SurvivorH3)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Bop It, Rip It, Suck It!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

My Little Porny

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Robin, My Soap

(Tidewater H3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Give the the Bitch a Ring

(Waffle House H3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Pussy Eating Trauma

(CH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

Dog Ass Feels Different

(CTrH3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Family Cums First

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
...

Electric Ladyland

Kittens H3
...

50 Shades of Vanilla

(Sir Walters H3)

Pump Me Up Scottie

Jacksonville H3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Multiple P Things

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Chokes and Chains

DUFFH3

Penis Envy

(GStrH3)

My Sister Tastes Better

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Are you?

Pegging sue

(CHH3)

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy

(CH3)

Toys for Twats

(Wandering whore)

Scruffycock Toe Daddy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Cockpit

( BVDH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Abort Abort Abort

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Slutty Wet Adventures

(ONINH3)

Helen Keller

(BVDH3)

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

Fellat-Mi-No

(BrdCH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

King Cock

(CHH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Shove it up your acid

(SavH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(IndyScent)

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Double Dribble

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Madagascar

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Ied

(Wandering whore)

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(CCH3)

Slow Ride

(Pgh-H3)

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Spitz in Scheetz

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Nine One Something

(PFH3)