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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024

03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

Hare(s):

Four Finger Twat Punch

Shiggy:

Welcome!

Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!

While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!

Schedule and events

Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!

Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube

SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.

Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star

Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!

Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl

The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!

Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)

Sunday – Hangover Trail

Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!

Entitlements

Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday

Drama Club

Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!

No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter

Hotel Information

Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration

Refund Cutoff

Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole


4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail


7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels


Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island


If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM


Public Event

See the full list!

0 Hashers waited in vain

332 Hashers Came

including:

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

Midget Rodeo

Southeastern Degenerates H3
...

Spitz in Scheetz

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

The Young and the Bushless

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

I Punched A Guy And I Liked It!

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

MosquitoH3
...

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Erectional Officer

(ShitShowH3)

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

By the Hour

(Kawh3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

AW Son of a Dick

(VH3)

Fucking Dead

(SavH3)

Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH

(Wandering Whore H3)

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

(CTrH3)

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Incocknito

(HCH3)

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Amber Alert

(Wandering Whore H3)

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
I love my pussy

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
Remember, the key to l...

All That For Nothing

(UHHH)

Jiggly Jedi

(Narwhal)

Betty Orgazmatron

Charleston Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Size Matters

(MiamiH3)

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

Jokers little squeak toy

(JaxBeachH3)

Patient zero

(SavH3)

Dinglebeard

(CH3)

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

Double Suck

(PH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

TaterTop

(Brevard Hash Hous...)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Give the the Bitch a Ring

(Waffle House H3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Bum Chum

(SPH3)

Up The Butt Buttercup

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

George Whorewell

(SoPiH3)

Chokes and Chains

DUFFH3

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian

(GStrH3)

Scurvy Seadog

(TRAJICh3)

Guacamole in my holey

(CTrH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Electric discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

AddaDick2Me

CTrH3
...More shiggy!

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Let Them Eat Ass!

WaWhH3
B/C why eat cake when ...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

Unlucky Skidmark ㅤ

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
...

You like my shit, Papi?

(LTH3)

Electric Ladyland

Kittens H3
...

Man Cruiser

(MCH3)

Long Story short Dick

(7H4)

Cums in the Cliver

(SavH3)

CrotchPodge

(EtnaH3)

Homeless Hole Hunter

(PFH3)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Gay☘️Lick

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Chew-my-bacca

(GothH3)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

BLEWKAKKE

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
I'm really a Baby Hash...

Queefer Bi the Dozen

(LTH3)

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers H3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

(JaxH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Moochin’ Wench

(Beers And Tacos H3)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Fuxxx in truxxx

(SavH3)

Scooch up in my Gooch

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Rectal Roommate

(NPH3)

Pump Me Up Scottie

Jacksonville H3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Gladheateher

(SavH3)

Multilingual mustache rider

(SavH3)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Charlotte Hash Ho...)

Scuffle My Nutsack

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Only asian from the wa...

8apus

(EWH3)

Toys For Twats

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Lieutenant Dayumn

(SavH3)

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Two Story Twat

(CH3)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

(SWH3)

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Ass We Go

Atlanta H4
...

Slutty Wet Adventures

(ONINH3)

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

I am 17 Fisting on 15

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
1 fist…2 fist…red fist...

Eighth Grade Stroker

(SavH3)

Lord Banana Pudding

Tidewater H3
...

Diddy

(WBH3)

Anchor Spanker

(NOH3)

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Highway Hummer

(JaxBeachH3)

Standup Cumedian

(SurvivorH3)

M R Dicks

(TH3)

Preschool Cock Sucking

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
Savannah green dress 2019

Bop It, Rip It, Suck It!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Robin, My Soap

(Tidewater H3)

Reading Rainblow

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Fux Capacitor

(WCH3)

FahrFromFuken

(CTrH3)

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Book of More-Men

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

When I Think About You I Shit Myself

(SavH3)

Pooperazzi

(Tidewater H3)

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

Strawberry Shortcock

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Whose Wand is it Anyway?

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Queef Heard Around The World

(DH3)

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
Today I was a hero, I ...

Phony the tiger

(VIcenzaDH3)

Scruffycock Toe Daddy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Family Cums First

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Double Dribble

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

XXX

(Survivor H3 )

Fellat-Mi-No

(BrdCH3)

Please Cum Again

(Charleston Hereti...)

Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

My Little Porny

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Sweaty hoezzz

(Hill country h3)

Slow Ride

(Pgh-H3)

Fourgasm

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Dog Ass Feels Different

(CTrH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am

(BIBH3)

Virgin Mutha

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
You see. What had happ...

Shi-Thai

(SavH3)

Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)

(SCH3)

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

Ice ice Maybe

(GRH3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Nine One Something

(PFH3)

Tigger the gay stripper oh my

(JaxH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Back Door Conditional

(SavH3)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

No Blow Barbie

(CLTH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Kinky Candied Ham

(DFWH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(WWh3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I was told there would...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

50 Shades of Vanilla

(Sir Walters H3)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina MoFuckin...)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Why am I even in this group?

(SavH3)

My Sister Tastes Better

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Are you?

King Cock

(CHH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'M SO PRETTY!!!

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Five Finger Fungi

(SCH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Canooker Hooker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Madagascar

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Toys for Twats

(Wandering whore)

Forest Dumped

(CH3)

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Goodwill Cunting

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

Helen Keller

(BVDH3)

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Cunt for Green October

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy

(CH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Pukey McPukeface

(SWH3)

Toys for Twats

JNUH3

Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Shove it up your acid

(SavH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Dog and Pony Show

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Red Velvet Vagina

(SavH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Can't Dress Me

(AUGH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Amish Roadkill

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Cockpit

( BVDH3)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

GOOD GIRL

(CH3)

Just Tatyana

(GothH3)

Kneed me deeply

(Homelessh3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Klepto Cheeri-Ho

(PFH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Goes Down Easy

(CTrH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Pussy Eating Trauma

(CH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(IndyScent)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Anal Bout Anal

(CH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

J Likes to Blow

(CTrH3)

Penis Envy

(GStrH3)

Vagangry

(UHHH)

Wrecked By Ralph

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Summer Stream

(CTrH3)

Crotchduster

(BVDH3)

Tainted Love

(TBH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

Waffle House H3
...

Once Upon a Dick

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Chum Bucket Communion

(TH3)

Golden

(Dayton HHH)

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Johnson in Johnson

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

The Froth and the Furious

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“If one day the speed ...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(CCH3)

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Easy A

(SavH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Just Caleb

(GStrH3)

Luke I am your Sharpie

(Kawh3)

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TandAH3)

Metawhorical Sunshine

(TBH3)

TSA Took My Willy Away

(SavH3)

Silver Medalist

(Columbian)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch

(SavH3)

Oh Deer

(SavH3)

General Tso's Buttplug

(AVLH3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dan hasselhoff made in china

(Southside H3)

Multiple P Things

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Pegging sue

(CHH3)

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher f...

Just Jesse

(SavH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

P M S

DPH3
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
It takes a lot of work...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Luva Lamp

Boston H3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

I'm Glad You Asked

(SavH3)

Party Favor

(PCH3IT)

Cockhome Syndrome

(RH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

(CTrH3)

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Leave A Message After The Bone

(SWWH3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Sparky Sole Patch

(JaxBchH3)

Abort Abort Abort

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Ied

(Wandering whore)

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

All Bur No Fur

(BVDH3)

St Dickless the Cougar Catcher

(Homeless)

Possum Choker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

UnderWHOREST

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Jason Ho Moa

(CTrH3)