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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024

03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

Hare(s):

Four Finger Twat Punch

Shiggy:

Welcome!

Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!

While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!

Schedule and events

Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!

Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube

SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.

Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star

Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!

Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl

The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!

Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)

Sunday – Hangover Trail

Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!

Entitlements

Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday

Drama Club

Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!

No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter

Hotel Information

Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration

Refund Cutoff

Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole


4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail


7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels


Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island


If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM


Public Event

See the full list!

0 Hashers waited in vain

332 Hashers Came

including:

No Blow Barbie

(CLTH3)

Scooch up in my Gooch

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Shi-Thai

(SavH3)

George Whorewell

(SoPiH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Pooperazzi

(Tidewater H3)

Bum Chum

(SPH3)

Once Upon a Dick

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Metawhorical Sunshine

(TBH3)

The Froth and the Furious

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“If one day the speed ...

Reading Rainblow

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Electric Ladyland

Kittens H3
...

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Tatyana

(GothH3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Ice ice Maybe

(GRH3)

Abort Abort Abort

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Can't Dress Me

(AUGH3)

Homeless Hole Hunter

(PFH3)

Oh Deer

(SavH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Just Caleb

(GStrH3)

Sweaty hoezzz

(Hill country h3)

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Goodwill Cunting

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
Today I was a hero, I ...

Cunt for Green October

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Lord Banana Pudding

Tidewater H3
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Jokers little squeak toy

(JaxBeachH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

Rectal Roommate

(NPH3)

Chokes and Chains

DUFFH3

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

Phony the tiger

(VIcenzaDH3)

Nine One Something

(PFH3)

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

(SWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Two Story Twat

(CH3)

Easy A

(SavH3)

Size Matters

(MiamiH3)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

Waffle House H3
...

Fellat-Mi-No

(BrdCH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Double Suck

(PH3)

Strawberry Shortcock

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Chum Bucket Communion

(TH3)

Fux Capacitor

(WCH3)

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

The Young and the Bushless

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

50 Shades of Vanilla

(Sir Walters H3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

King Cock

(CHH3)

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Multiple P Things

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Mutha

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
You see. What had happ...

Leave A Message After The Bone

(SWWH3)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

Ied

(Wandering whore)

Toys for Twats

JNUH3

Tigger the gay stripper oh my

(JaxH3)

Multilingual mustache rider

(SavH3)

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

BLEWKAKKE

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
I'm really a Baby Hash...

Red Velvet Vagina

(SavH3)

1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch

(SavH3)

Fucking Dead

(SavH3)

Cums in the Cliver

(SavH3)

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
I love my pussy

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

Preschool Cock Sucking

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
Savannah green dress 2019

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Eighth Grade Stroker

(SavH3)

Erectional Officer

(ShitShowH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

TaterTop

(Brevard Hash Hous...)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Dan hasselhoff made in china

(Southside H3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

My Sister Tastes Better

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Are you?

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Scruffycock Toe Daddy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

J Likes to Blow

(CTrH3)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

Tainted Love

(TBH3)

Drowning in Dick

MosquitoH3
...

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

Slutty Wet Adventures

(ONINH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Shove it up your acid

(SavH3)

Cockhome Syndrome

(RH3)

By the Hour

(Kawh3)

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Guacamole in my holey

(CTrH3)

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

AW Son of a Dick

(VH3)

Queef Heard Around The World

(DH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Toys for Twats

(Wandering whore)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Pukey McPukeface

(SWH3)

Diddy

(WBH3)

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Dog Ass Feels Different

(CTrH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

General Tso's Buttplug

(AVLH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

My Little Porny

Charleston Heretics H3
...

I'm Glad You Asked

(SavH3)

Silver Medalist

(Columbian)

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Charleston Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Incocknito

(HCH3)

Dude! Where's My Nut?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
It takes a lot of work...

AddaDick2Me

CTrH3
...More shiggy!

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Why am I even in this group?

(SavH3)

I am 17 Fisting on 15

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
1 fist…2 fist…red fist...

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)

(SCH3)

Scurvy Seadog

(TRAJICh3)

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

All That For Nothing

(UHHH)

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
Words aren't real!

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian

(GStrH3)

Book of More-Men

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

XXX

(Survivor H3 )

Fuxxx in truxxx

(SavH3)

Luva Lamp

Boston H3
...

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

Scuffle My Nutsack

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Only asian from the wa...

Cockpit

( BVDH3)

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
...

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Penis Envy

(GStrH3)

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Kinky Candied Ham

(DFWH3)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina MoFuckin...)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

FahrFromFuken

(CTrH3)

Highway Hummer

(JaxBeachH3)

Jason Ho Moa

(CTrH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Possum Choker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Moochin’ Wench

(Beers And Tacos H3)

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

When I Think About You I Shit Myself

(SavH3)

Standup Cumedian

(SurvivorH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

Anal Bout Anal

(CH3)

Canooker Hooker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Electric discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Queefer Bi the Dozen

(LTH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy

(CH3)

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

Fourgasm

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

Please Cum Again

(Charleston Hereti...)

Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am

(BIBH3)

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Double Dribble

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Pussy Eating Trauma

(CH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'M SO PRETTY!!!

Crotchduster

(BVDH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Give the the Bitch a Ring

(Waffle House H3)

Toys For Twats

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Anchor Spanker

(NOH3)

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(IndyScent)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(WWh3)

GOOD GIRL

(CH3)

Goes Down Easy

(CTrH3)

Let Them Eat Ass!

WaWhH3
B/C why eat cake when ...

Klepto Cheeri-Ho

(PFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Yellow Summer Stream

(CTrH3)

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Kneed me deeply

(Homelessh3)

Just Jesse

(SavH3)

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wrecked By Ralph

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Pegging sue

(CHH3)

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

P M S

DPH3
...

Man Cruiser

(MCH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Vagangry

(UHHH)

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Sparky Sole Patch

(JaxBchH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher.

Pump Me Up Scottie

Jacksonville H3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Forest Dumped

(CH3)

M R Dicks

(TH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Helen Keller

(BVDH3)

Unlucky Skidmark ㅤ

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“The key to looking go...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Gay☘️Lick

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Spitz in Scheetz

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

Slow Ride

(Pgh-H3)

Family Cums First

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Lieutenant Dayumn

(SavH3)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

CrotchPodge

(EtnaH3)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Amish Roadkill

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

All Bur No Fur

(BVDH3)

Golden

(Dayton HHH)

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Charlotte Hash Ho...)

Dog and Pony Show

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Midget Rodeo

Southeastern Degenerates H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

(CTrH3)

You like my shit, Papi?

(LTH3)

Johnson in Johnson

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

Ass We Go

Atlanta H4
...

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Party Favor

(PCH3IT)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TandAH3)

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH

(Wandering Whore H3)

Whose Wand is it Anyway?

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

St Dickless the Cougar Catcher

(Homeless)

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
...

Dinglebeard

(CH3)

Luke I am your Sharpie

(Kawh3)

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

Madagascar

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

I Punched A Guy And I Liked It!

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Amber Alert

(Wandering Whore H3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

(CTrH3)

Long Story short Dick

(7H4)

Back Door Conditional

(SavH3)

Chew-my-bacca

(GothH3)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I was told there would...

Five Finger Fungi

(SCH3)

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Jiggly Jedi

(Narwhal)

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

TSA Took My Willy Away

(SavH3)

UnderWHOREST

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Gladheateher

(SavH3)

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Up The Butt Buttercup

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Bop It, Rip It, Suck It!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Patient zero

(SavH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(CCH3)

Robin, My Soap

(Tidewater H3)