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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Chokes and Chains
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Toys for Twats
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
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