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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Chokes and Chains
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
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