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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024

03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $110*

Hare(s):

Four Finger Twat Punch

Shiggy:

Welcome!

Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!

While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!

Schedule and events

Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!

Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube

SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.

Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star

Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!

Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl

The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!

Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)

Sunday – Hangover Trail

Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!

Entitlements

Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday

Drama Club

Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!

No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter

Hotel Information

Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration

Refund Cutoff

Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole


4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail


7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels


Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island


If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM


Public Event

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0 Hashers waited in vain

332 Hashers Came

including:

Swallow 4 Equality

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
Drink it down down dow...

Cunt for Green October

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

Moochin’ Wench

(Beers And Tacos H3)

Vagangry

(UHHH)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Toys for Twats

(Wandering whore)

Papa don't breach

(SavH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Tainted Love

(TBH3)

XXX

(Survivor H3 )

Eighth Grade Stroker

(SavH3)

Farteen

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Wrecked By Ralph

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dog Ass Feels Different

(CTrH3)

Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)

(SCH3)

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Bacteriovag-I-Know-Sis

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I only sometimes have ...

Anchor Spanker

(NOH3)

BLEWKAKKE

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
I'm really a Baby Hash...

Radioactits

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (vlv!)
...

Chew-my-bacca

(GothH3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

All That For Nothing

(UHHH)

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Gaucho Behind the Coucho

(SWH3)

Bum Chum

(SPH3)

GGB

(JaxH3)

Sparky Sole Patch

(JaxBchH3)

Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Don’t Cum on the Puppy

(IndyScent)

Cuddles ‘n Cream

Hurricane Hash House Harriers
...

1/4" Dick Inside Her

(DH3)

Golden

(Dayton HHH)

Pinky and the TrainBang

(CTrH3)

Jokers little squeak toy

(JaxBeachH3)

Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am

(BIBH3)

Hung Like a Dead Guy

Waffle House H3
...

Pump Me Up Scottie

Jacksonville H3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Shove it up your acid

(SavH3)

Kneed me deeply

(Homelessh3)

Dog and Pony Show

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Kink Possible

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Two Story Twat

(CH3)

When I Think About You I Shit Myself

(SavH3)

Abort Abort Abort

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Chum Bucket Communion

(TH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Goat Touch Me

(O2H3)

St Dickless the Cougar Catcher

(Homeless)

Nine One Something

(PFH3)

Midget Rodeo

Southeastern Degenerates H3
...

Dicklopedia

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Encyclopedia of all th...

Forest Dumped

(CH3)

You like my shit, Papi?

(LTH3)

Please Cum Again

(Charleston Hereti...)

Canooker Hooker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Silver Medalist

(Columbian)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Bout Anal

(CH3)

UnderWHOREST

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
...

Ice ice asshole

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Please tell me what el...

Amber Alert

(Wandering Whore H3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
Thunder, thunder, thun...

Only Half There

Huachucah3
As long as you found S...

Kinky Candied Ham

(DFWH3)

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Just Caleb

(GStrH3)

Queef Heard Around The World

(DH3)

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

Electric Ladyland

Kittens H3
...

George Whorewell

(SoPiH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Fuxxx in truxxx

(SavH3)

Cums in the Cliver

(SavH3)

Electric discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

(VH3)

Cocaine Blowtrain

(Tallahassee & Are...)

The Young and the Bushless

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Slutty Wet Adventures

(ONINH3)

General Tso's Buttplug

(AVLH3)

Scooch up in my Gooch

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

CrotchPodge

(EtnaH3)

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

Book of More-Men

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Tigger the gay stripper oh my

(JaxH3)

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Five Finger Fungi

(SCH3)

Red Rim

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I was told there would...

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'M SO PRETTY!!!

Elon Thrust

Tidewater H3
...

Pussy Crusher

Signal Hill H3
...

Drowning in Dick

MosquitoH3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Sprechen sie Bang Bang

(TandAH3)

Standup Cumedian

(SurvivorH3)

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Bonnet Banger

(DH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Robin, My Soap

(Tidewater H3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Diddy

(WBH3)

Long Story short Dick

(7H4)

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Helen Keller

(BVDH3)

Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy

(CH3)

NFH Jesse

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Queen Pissanya

(Hockessin)

Rape Cubby

(VH3)

La Coocharacha

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

GLADIATER

Richmond H3
...

Scruffycock Toe Daddy

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Orgynizer

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Goodwill Cunting

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

No Blow Barbie

(CLTH3)

1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch

(SavH3)

Pooperazzi

(Tidewater H3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Let's get naked!!

Madagascar

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(CCH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(WWh3)

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Dead

(SavH3)

Patient zero

(SavH3)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(CHH3)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian

(GStrH3)

Black Cock Down

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
AKA Bad Turkey!

Family Cums First

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

$1000 Fine

Tidewater HOBO Hash House Harriers
Today I was a hero, I ...

Strawberry Shortcock

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Double Dribble

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Metawhorical Sunshine

(TBH3)

Scuffle My Nutsack

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Only asian from the wa...

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

Penis Envy

(GStrH3)

My Little Porny

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Toys For Twats

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

EWH3
Just add vodka

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Erectional Officer

(ShitShowH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Pegging sue

(CHH3)

Leave A Message After The Bone

(SWWH3)

Minor Offense

Crispy Creamers H3
...

Easy A

(SavH3)

Unlucky Skidmark ㅤ

ON IN H3
OnInH3 / DH3

Just Chris

(GATRH3)

Homeless Hole Hunter

(PFH3)

Yellow Summer Stream

(CTrH3)

Slow Ride

(Pgh-H3)

Just Jesse

(SavH3)

By the Hour

(Kawh3)

My Sister Tastes Better

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Are you?

Analkin ShitRoller

(BrdCH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Amish Roadkill

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

(MEOWH3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Pukey McPukeface

(SWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers
Spicy Pineapple

Clamydia

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Just Courtney

(IndyHHH)

M R Dicks

(TH3)

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Guacamole in my holey

(CTrH3)

Ied

(Wandering whore)

Hip Thrust Donkey Kick

(CTrH3)

Pussy Eating Trauma

(CH3)

My Boo Makes Me Poo Too

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Cockpit

( BVDH3)

Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina MoFuckin...)

Bobby Douché

(KissMyH3)

Ass We Go

Atlanta H4
...

Phony the tiger

(VIcenzaDH3)

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Chokes and Chains

DUFFH3

Quasi Mowed Toad

Sir Walters H3
Mrs. Toad's Wild Ride

Back Door Conditional

(SavH3)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Can't Dress Me

(AUGH3)

§eñorä Řôbįņśöń

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Be your own hero -xr

Splish Splash, I Pissed In Her Gash

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Packinahotlunch

Carolina Larrikins H3
Trash, Sir Walters an...

Dinglebeard

(CH3)

Don’t Bring Schaefer Up

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Multilingual mustache rider

(SavH3)

Gave Educator Dick

Tidewater H3
What? Your a teacher f...

Give the the Bitch a Ring

(Waffle House H3)

BraveShart

(SurvivorH3)

Jiggly Jedi

(Narwhal)

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Up The Butt Buttercup

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Goes Down Easy

(CTrH3)

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Farta Sutra!

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Dan hasselhoff made in china

(Southside H3)

Scurvy Seadog

(TRAJICh3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Humpy Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

GOOD GIRL

(CH3)

Gay☘️Lick

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Jason Ho Moa

(CTrH3)

Dr. Squealgood

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Tasted Mother Approved

TREASURE COAST HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
PTMA

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers H3)

Rolling in the Deep

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
...

Hokie Poke Me

(CTrH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

I'm Glad You Asked

(SavH3)

Luva Lamp

Boston H3
...

Oh Deer

(SavH3)

AW Son of a Dick

(VH3)

Fourgasm

(Sin City Hash Hou...)

My Invagination

No Strings Attached H3
I love my pussy

J-E-L-L-HO!

(Charlotte Hash Ho...)

Re Erector Sex

Sarasota Circus H3
...

Ice ice Maybe

(GRH3)

Size Matters

(MiamiH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Augusta Underground Hash House Harriers
...

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Party Favor

(PCH3IT)

Gladheateher

(SavH3)

All Bur No Fur

(BVDH3)

Lieutenant Dayumn

(SavH3)

Virgin Mutha

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
You see. What had happ...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Klepto Cheeri-Ho

(PFH3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

The Froth and the Furious

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
“If one day the speed ...

Rectal Roommate

(NPH3)

Dirty Flamingo

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Lockhand Monster

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker

(SavH3)

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Data-Driven Dicking

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Bop It, Rip It, Suck It!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cockhome Syndrome

(RH3)

Pussy Has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
My name is Jack

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Dude! Where's My Nut?

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
It takes a lot of work...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

King Cock

(CHH3)

Wanking Wall Y'all

(SavH3)

Preschool Cock Sucking

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
Savannah green dress 2019

Shi-Thai

(SavH3)

Kilted Big Wave

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
Remember, the key to l...

Highway Hummer

(JaxBeachH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

Let Them Eat Ass!

WaWhH3
B/C why eat cake when ...

Justin Sane

(TAH3)

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Crotchduster

(BVDH3)

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

FahrFromFuken

(CTrH3)

Dungeons N Younguns

(VH3)

Fux Capacitor

(WCH3)

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Spitz in Scheetz

TRAJIC Traditionally Running Around Jacksonville In Coherrently
...

Double Suck

(PH3)

Luke I am your Sharpie

(Kawh3)

Fellat-Mi-No

(BrdCH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Red Velvet Vagina

(SavH3)

Lord Banana Pudding

Tidewater H3
...

Possum Choker

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Betty Orgazmatron

Charleston Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

P M S

DPH3
...

Incocknito

(HCH3)

Six Months Gone Bi

PoppyCock H3
...

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

J Likes to Blow

(CTrH3)

Pussy Gifted

Hashers Not Trashers H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Multiple P Things

St Pete Hash House Harriers
...

Johnson in Johnson

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

AddaDick2Me

CTrH3
...More shiggy!

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Queefer Bi the Dozen

(LTH3)

Smörgåsporn

(WCH3)

TaterTop

(Brevard Hash Hous...)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(W3H3)

50 Shades of Vanilla

(Sir Walters H3)

Cock A TuTu

Sin City Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Four Finger Twat Punch

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Miso Anal

Charleston Heretics H3
...

Just Tatyana

(GothH3)

TSA Took My Willy Away

(SavH3)

Toys for Twats

JNUH3

Smothered Capped and Chunked

(VH3)

I am 17 Fisting on 15

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
1 fist…2 fist…red fist...

Man Cruiser

(MCH3)

Sweaty hoezzz

(Hill country h3)

Why am I even in this group?

(SavH3)

Reading Rainblow

(Upstate Hash Hous...)

Once Upon a Dick

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids

(Charleston Hereti...)

I Punched A Guy And I Liked It!

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...