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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Chokes and Chains
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
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