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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Toys for Twats
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
8apus
(EWH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Chokes and Chains
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
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