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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Toys for Twats
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Double Suck
(PH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Chokes and Chains
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
8apus
(EWH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
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