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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Toys for Twats
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Diddy
(WBH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Chokes and Chains
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
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