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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
8apus
(EWH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Toys for Twats
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Chokes and Chains
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
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