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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Chokes and Chains
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Easy A
(SavH3)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
GGB
(JaxH3)
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
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