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Organizers:
SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2024
03/08 04:00 PM to 03/10 11:00 AM
A SavH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $110*
Hare(s):
Four Finger Twat Punch
Shiggy:
Welcome!
Shake off your sorrows! It's time to don your best socks and your worst shoes, dig out a fantabulous green dress and join us in Savannah for the 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run!
While of course our final details are pending, we invite you to join us for a hash weekend like no other, err, again!
Schedule and events
Click here for our official GDR Survival Guide!
Thursday – SexH3 Trail and Pre-Lube
SexH3 has once again been voluntold to jump start our livers with pre-lube and trail leaving from The Wormhole Neighborhood Pub. This experience is extra, so bring hash cash and malort money for the bar after trail.
Friday – Shiggy Trail and Shooting Star
Our event kicks off formally at 4 pm, check-in punctually to make sure you don't miss our first night's shiggy trail. Our location this year will be announced formally in an email update, but I can say it's a very shiggylicious area of town that you won't want to miss out on. After trail and dinner, prepare to share your favorite shot on our Shooting Star Trail!
Saturday – Green Dress Pub Crawl
The main event of the weekend is our pub crawl. Ride trolleys to historic downtown Savannah and join 300 of your closest friends in your finest green dress – or sluttiest, we're not choosy!
Once again, we will be operating this pub crawl choose-your-own-adventure style, so your trolley cohorts will circle separately and travel as a group to your starting bar, just don't forget to visit our shot stop locations between bars! New this year, we'll be offering a guided experience for several cohorts of ambivalent or indecisive wankers who don't want to make choices and just want to be told where to drink. Some of the old timers think this is how it was done in the before times, but none of them can quite remember. (And Poly Doesn't Know)
Sunday – Hangover Trail
Scare away your hangover with more booze and a stumble at our last trail of the weekend. I won't lie, this is more about holding one last circle so we can hear what fantastic accusations have been collected throughout the weekend. Oh, and clean this shit up so we can all go home!
Entitlements
Your rego gets you into the event and trails and includes the following:
- Meals – Friday (Dinner), Saturday (Lunch and Dinner) Breakfast is provided by the hotel
- Gimmie – a fantastic gimmie that might say "2024 2th Fiary Memorial Green Dress Run" on it
- Pub Crawl – transportation to and from downtown on Saturday via trolley, drinks at the bars, and jello shots at some square somewhere. Fuck, I'm going to forget and get lost, I should hang out with someone who knows how to get to the shot stop and set an alarm for it or something, otherwise I'm just missing shots I've already paid for – what a waste!
- Hash beer - all the hash beer your liver and stomach can handle! I hear from the beermiester it's gonna be great.
Your rego does not include trail or pre-lube on Thursday
Drama Club
Jaws Fisteen, our favorite former GM – sorry Farta! – has once again reached deep into the cavity where his heart used to be – no, not THAT cavity, grow up! – and found the motivation to organize some bartenders for us. While hash beer is free, Drama Club is a premium drinks package that gets you access to bar service of mixed drinks and nicer canned offerings. At $40, this quickly pays for itself and is well worth it. Please tip your bartenders!
No Virgins
No Crashers
No Dogs
No Glitter
Hotel Information
Stay tuned to your HASH REGO email after registration
Refund Cutoff
Feb 1st is the last day for refunds!!
Email our wonderful event staff as early as you know you need a refund. You may also choose to donate your refund to this year's chairty. Past chairties have included the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and the Humane Society for Greater Savannah, and we have already contributed $1,520 to the Humane Society raised through our Rego Raffle. Thank you!
Start Location Details
Start Location TBA
Schedule of Events
5:30 PM | Prelube at The Wormhole
6:30 PM | SexH3 Trail at the parking lot across from The Wormhole
4:00 PM — 8:00 PM | Kegs Tapped / Rego / Check-In / Drama Club opens!
5:30 PM | Shiggy Trail
7:00 PM — 8:30 PM | Dinner
8:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Hasharaoke
10:00 PM | Shooting Star Shots Trail
7:00 AM — 10:00 AM | Breakfast (Hotel)
9:00 AM — 11:00 AM | Hab Bazaar and Late Rego / Check-In
11:00 AM — 12:30 PM | Lunch
12:45 PM — 1:45 PM | Trolley pickup — every 15 minutes at Comfort, drops off at Chatham Square
6:30 PM | Dinner at Totally Awesome Bar
7:00 PM — 10:00 PM | Trolleys pick up from Telfare Square
9:00 PM | Late Night Shenanigans at the Hash Hotels
Morning | Clean up/GTFO
10:00 AM | Hangover Trail
1:00 PM | Beach Party at South Beach Tybee Island
If the bar is not open DO NOT serve yourself. Thank you!
Friday Night | 4:00 PM — 2:00 AM
Saturday Morning | 8:00 AM — 1:00 PM
Saturday Night | 8:00 PM — 1:00 AM
Public Event
including:
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Forest Dumped
(CH3)
Wanking Wall Y'all
(SavH3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Crotchduster
(BVDH3)
Rape Cubby
(VH3)
Phony the tiger
(VIcenzaDH3)
Vagangry
(UHHH)
Chokes and Chains
Pooperazzi
(Tidewater H3)
Cloak & Gag Her
(SavH3)
Gaucho Behind the Coucho
(SWH3)
Toys for Twats
(Wandering whore)
Woah Black Titty Bam-a-Ma’am
(BIBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Chris
(GATRH3)
Yellow Summer Stream
(CTrH3)
Boats.Dolphins.Seamen.Mermaids
(Charleston Hereti...)
Just Jesse
(SavH3)
Oh Deer
(SavH3)
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks
(Hangover Hash Hou...)
All That For Nothing
(UHHH)
Ied
(Wandering whore)
Fuxxx in truxxx
(SavH3)
Smörgåsporn
(WCH3)
Slutty Wet Adventures
(ONINH3)
I'm Glad You Asked
(SavH3)
Sprechen sie Bang Bang
(TandAH3)
Say Bridge Again Mother Fucker
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
King Cock
(CHH3)
Hershey Squirt
(Carolina MoFuckin...)
Tainted Love
(TBH3)
Gladheateher
(SavH3)
Slow Ride
(Pgh-H3)
Silver Medalist
(Columbian)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
Walking Crap Radio Player (WCRP)
(SCH3)
Gay☘️Lick
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lesbian
(GStrH3)
Queef Heard Around The World
(DH3)
Fellat-Mi-No
(BrdCH3)
FahrFromFuken
(CTrH3)
Cockhome Syndrome
(RH3)
Welcome Homo
(CTrH3)
Back Door Conditional
(SavH3)
Just Tatyana
(GothH3)
Bum Chum
(SPH3)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Analkin ShitRoller
(BrdCH3)
Nummy Nummy Ive Got Nut In My Tummy
(CH3)
Man Cruiser
(MCH3)
BraveShart
(SurvivorH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Jokers little squeak toy
(JaxBeachH3)
Shove it up your acid
(SavH3)
Size Matters
(MiamiH3)
Anchor Spanker
(NOH3)
Toys for Twats
Easy A
(SavH3)
Lieutenant Dayumn
(SavH3)
Five Finger Fungi
(SCH3)
Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs
(WWh3)
Don’t Cum on the Puppy
(IndyScent)
George Whorewell
(SoPiH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
Amber Alert
(Wandering Whore H3)
Spitty Spitty Gang Bang
(Signal Hill H3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Penis Envy
(GStrH3)
Cocaine Blowtrain
(Tallahassee & Are...)
AW Son of a Dick
(VH3)
Please Cum Again
(Charleston Hereti...)
All Bur No Fur
(BVDH3)
Hip Thrust Donkey Kick
(CTrH3)
Dungeons N Younguns
(VH3)
50 Shades of Vanilla
(Sir Walters H3)
Double Suck
(PH3)
Why am I even in this group?
(SavH3)
Shi-Thai
(SavH3)
Tigger the gay stripper oh my
(JaxH3)
Scooch up in my Gooch
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Jiggly Jedi
(Narwhal)
Goat Touch Me
(O2H3)
Patient zero
(SavH3)
Robin, My Soap
(Tidewater H3)
Incocknito
(HCH3)
Luke I am your Sharpie
(Kawh3)
Sweaty hoezzz
(Hill country h3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
Cums in the Cliver
(SavH3)
Farteen
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Eighth Grade Stroker
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader, the GREATEST HO ON EARTH
(Wandering Whore H3)
No Blow Barbie
(CLTH3)
Pussy Eating Trauma
(CH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBchH3)
M R Dicks
(TH3)
Klepto Cheeri-Ho
(PFH3)
Fourgasm
(Sin City Hash Hou...)
Cockpit
( BVDH3)
You like my shit, Papi?
(LTH3)
Kneed me deeply
(Homelessh3)
By the Hour
(Kawh3)
Ice ice Maybe
(GRH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(TRAJICh3)
Just Caleb
(GStrH3)
Leave A Message After The Bone
(SWWH3)
Long Story short Dick
(7H4)
1/4" Dick Inside Her
(DH3)
Anal Bout Anal
(CH3)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
General Tso's Buttplug
(AVLH3)
Up The Butt Buttercup
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Madagascar
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
Fucking Dead
(SavH3)
Remote Control Cowgirl
(VH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Jason Ho Moa
(CTrH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Standup Cumedian
(SurvivorH3)
Old Bay in the V-Jay
(CHH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(W3H3)
Golden
(Dayton HHH)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Multilingual mustache rider
(SavH3)
Moochin’ Wench
(Beers And Tacos H3)
CrotchPodge
(EtnaH3)
Pooper Pee Pee Pickled Pecker
(SavH3)
Hokie Poke Me
(CTrH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3 )
Kinky Candied Ham
(DFWH3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Just Courtney
(IndyHHH)
TSA Took My Willy Away
(SavH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Erectional Officer
(ShitShowH3)
Pukey McPukeface
(SWH3)
Tequila Tony
(SavH3)
Dan hasselhoff made in china
(Southside H3)
Highway Hummer
(JaxBeachH3)
Rectal Roommate
(NPH3)
Pegging sue
(CHH3)
Chum Bucket Communion
(TH3)
Dog Ass Feels Different
(CTrH3)
1 Fish 2 Fish Catfish Fatbitch
(SavH3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Reading Rainblow
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Back Door Betty
(Border Jumpers H3)
Cuckoo for Coconuts
(MEOWH3)
Pinky and the TrainBang
(CTrH3)
Smothered Capped and Chunked
(VH3)
GOOD GIRL
(CH3)
Abort Abort Abort
(Upstate Hash Hous...)
Justin Sane
(TAH3)
J Likes to Blow
(CTrH3)
St Dickless the Cougar Catcher
(Homeless)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
TaterTop
(Brevard Hash Hous...)
Red Velvet Vagina
(SavH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte Hash Ho...)
Guacamole in my holey
(CTrH3)
Give the the Bitch a Ring
(Waffle House H3)
Diddy
(WBH3)
Stretch Ass Strong
(JaxH3)
Goes Down Easy
(CTrH3)
Bonnet Banger
(DH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Party Favor
(PCH3IT)
Two Story Twat
(CH3)
Queen Pissanya
(Hockessin)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(CCH3)
When I Think About You I Shit Myself
(SavH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(TBH3)
Electric discharge
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Nine One Something
(PFH3)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(PFH3)
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