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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Uppercunt♀️

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

VomDom

(SavH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

KIRBY

(UHHH)

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

RV

(SntH3)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

IED

(ARH3)

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

YMCA

(TBH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

F/69

(HuaH3)

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

GGB

Intrigued

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

china large

(JRH3)

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

It still squirts

(JRH3)

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)