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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

china large

(JRH3)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

GGB

Intrigued

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

It still squirts

(JRH3)

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

VomDom

(SavH3)

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

YMCA

(TBH3)

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

F/69

(HuaH3)

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt♀️

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

KIRBY

(UHHH)

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

RV

(SntH3)

IED

(ARH3)

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)