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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

It still squirts

(JRH3)

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

KIRBY

(UHHH)

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

VomDom

(SavH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

china large

(JRH3)

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

YMCA

(TBH3)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

GGB

Intrigued

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

Uppercunt

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

F/69

(HuaH3)

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

RV

(SntH3)

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

IED

(ARH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...