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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

RV

(SntH3)

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

IED

(ARH3)

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

VomDom

(SavH3)

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

F/69

(HuaH3)

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

china large

(JRH3)

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

It still squirts

(JRH3)

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

GGB

Intrigued

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

YMCA

(TBH3)

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

KIRBY

(UHHH)

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...