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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

YMCA

(TBH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

RV

(SntH3)

Uppercunt

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

KIRBY

(UHHH)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

china large

(JRH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

VomDom

(SavH3)

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
Where's Cameron?

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)

IED

(ARH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

F/69

(HuaH3)

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

Intrigued

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

It still squirts

(JRH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...