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SavH3 2th Fairy Memorial Green Dress Run 2019

02/28 08:00 PM to 03/03 11:00 AM

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $79*

A SavH3 Hash Weekend

It's that time of year again. It is time to go scavenge through your local Goodwill or Salvation Army or hobo camp, dig out that 5 dollar bill that is crumpled up in your pocket and get your ass into a green dress. Time to say screw your bills and stock up on your favorite liquor for the ride, talk a few (20) of your drunkest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. All the seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, trash can puking, tree sleeping,car punching, sidewalk stumbling, curb hurdles, stair falling, purse losing, raunchy drunkenness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates.

Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you'll never remember for the low price of $79.00! Plan for the astounding, stupendous, colossal, tremendous, fantastic, rearend-us... Savannah Green Dress!

BUTT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Transportation to downtown for the pub crawl, beer, meals and gimmes are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail, Friday night shooting star trail, and the reason that you all cum, the Green Dress Pub Crawl on Saturday.

One important note for the venue pertains to room rates. Room rates under the rate for the event are:

Tentative Hotel Pricing
Booked from 12/16/18-1/31/19: $105 per night (plus tax)
Booked from 2/2/19-3/1/19: $119 per night (plus tax)

As long as you book your room, during the specified time period then the rate will be fixed. Rooms will not be charged until the event, so it is best for you to get your room early and cancel later, if need be

If you cannot attend, contact Clotten for a refund, but NO TRANSFER OF REGOS! Refunds will be issued up til Feb 5th.

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, spare livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, your little black book of bad decisions, but please don't even try to bring your dignity (we all know that you don't have any)

Celiacs, Gluten fearing individuals, Vegans and Veggies! Speak Up. Use the Rego Page options
No Virgins
Glitter is prohibited from Hashpitality Suite; seek consent and for Personal Use only.

Timeline (see tabs)

As always, you're not guaranteed until you've paid.
January 15th will be the first deadline for payment. If we have not received payment by that date, then we will have to remove your rego and start bringing people off of the wait list. If you know you are not attending, please let us know as soon as possible so we can pull your rego as well.
Paypal (friends and family) SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com (include your Hash Name), or Venmo @SavH3 to or those who get moved from the waitlist, will be due February 4th.


Location Details

Quality Inn Midtown

7100 Abercorn St Savannah, GA 31406

Quality Inn

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Schedule of Events

All Day Thirsty Thursday!
7pm
Note: TT is optional and BYO


4:00 pm: Kegs Tapped
4:00 pm-6:00 pm: Rego is open
6:00 pm: Shiggy trail
8:00 pm: Dinner
10:00 pm: Shooting Star Trail


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
8:00 am: Mimosa and Bloody Mary bar (in the hashpitality suite)
9:30 am-11:00 am: Rego is open
11:00 am-12:00 pm: Hab Fair
12:00 pm: Lunch
1:30 pm: Trolleys arrive for transportation to downtown for the pub crawl
9:00 pm-12:00 am: Trolleys shuttle from downtown back to hotel


Breakfast: Provided by the hotel
?? Trail??
11:00 am: GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

311 Hashers came

including:

Tie Me Down Dick

Tampa Bay H3
...

PFC Idaho

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Covered in white stuff.

Scissor Me Timbers

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Goat Touch Me

(SavH3)

Rectal Roommate

Tampa Bay H3
...

A Savage

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

SS Tween Runner

(GATRH3)

Swamp Gravy

Cape Fear H3
Say sometimes to drugs.

Backdoor to the future

(CTrH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dead Travelin' Fister

Key West Hash House Harriers
Keep on talking; I’m d...

Dances With Dildos

(Tampa Bay H3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(RogueNorth)

Limo Jacker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

YMCA

(TBH3)

Muddy Twaters

(BAH3)

Pin Me Like A Couch Would

Upstate Hash House Harriers
I may actually be Wond...

How I Met My Member

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Fist full of fags

(Pfh3)

3D

Jacksonville H3
...

Fist Her Twice

(DuffH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kermitt's Chastity Belt

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Black Went Back

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Oral Spice

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

NaCho Snatch

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Full NaCho isn't the b...

Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Deep Dish Pussy

(SavH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(Bad Decisions H3)

Ketchup Mustard Onions Pickles... BLECH!

(SavH3)

Soju Sonata

(SeoulH3)

SSSlut + 1 (Just Katie)

(OTH4)

Cloak & Gag Her

(SavH3)

WHITEY!!

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Paper SexHer

(TBH3)

Any Object Will Do

(SavH3)

Spare My Finger

DC Road Whores
...

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Gazelleria

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Tu-doors Down

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

NFHN karen

(Sph3)

B.B.A Tuggers

Oxford University Community H3
...

3 Second Souvenir

Savannah Hash House Harriers
That's poly's ass.

Dood, Where's My Car?

Carolina Larrikins H3
Buttholes don't go sid...

Gin Comes Out Yellow

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
( ಠ_ರೃ)

California Pussy Reject

(JaxH3)

Mr. Manwhorium's Sex Toy Emporium

(SBH3)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Additional H3
...

Chewin on Tampins

(HereticsH3)

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Insane Clown Pussy

(TBH3)

Sundae school, Eh?!

Assholes of the South
Eh?!

What The Cat Dragged In

(W3H3)

Pinky and the TrainBang

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

NFHN Jeff

(SavH3)

Son of a Swinger Man

(DuffH3)

Pussy Gifted

(SurvivorH3)

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Urine Horse Deep

(GATRH3)

Yoron Weed

DUFF H3
...

Where's Balldo?

(TBH3)

Puppy

Tampa Bay H3
...

VomDom

(SavH3)

Queef 4 Cuz

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Dungeons N Younguns

Vulcan and Birmingham
...

Nickel-Bare-Back

Greenville Hash House Harriers
...

Better Ingredient: P

(WWh3)

Pumba Pounces Pussy

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
BiP2

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Pixel Dick

(Tampa Bay H3)

Redwing Hoover

(JaxH3)

Toys for twats

(ARH3)

NFHN Debbie

(SavH3)

Spaghetti with a Chance of Blue Balls

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Cosmo

(BuffaloH3/Grand S...)

Toys For Twats

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
“Doctor”

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

POOF! YOU'LL DO

(SavH3)

Ninja Pleaze

(MGH4)

Uppercunt♀️

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Fingered Bayou

(SavH3)

Big Tittie Horse Fister

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Pack My Assphalt

(KDH3-Jax)

Ballzheimers

(DCRW)

Unprotected Ejectulation

(W3H3)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

JAG

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Poop!

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Buckfest At Tiffany’s

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

Clit sew angry

(SavH3)

French Whoren'

(HereticsH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Peg U Lator

(SavH3)

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Traveling Shit Sh...)

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

Tequila Tony

(SavH3)

Just Alaska

(GATRH3)

Mustbang Sally

Tampa Bay H3
...

Fire N the Hole

(Panhandle Cossack...)

Picnic Puss

(CTrH3)

7/10 Split

(JaxH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

All The Vagina

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

In My Bum Per My Mum

(HereticsH3)

#MakeAnalGapeAgain

(UHHH)

Shamu Shagger

(JaxH3)

Side Bitch

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

F/69

(HuaH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

DVP (Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong)

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
I'll take two!

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Just Leigh Anne

(No-home)

Stretch Ass Strong

(JaxH3)

Chocolate Dream Vanilla Cream

(SavH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Farteen

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Bam Bam S.a.M.

PoppyCock H3
Do I know you...yet?

Legally Dead, Will Give Head

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Ass full of lube and cream

(BH3)

WoodFuck

DUFF H3
How much Wood could a ...

Star Whores

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Hershey Squirt

(Carolina mother f...)

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Timmay!!

BVDH3
...

Back Door Betty

(WWH3)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Cocktroller

POHO Hash House Harriers
...

Up the Butt Buttercup

(CTrH3)

Sparky Solepatch

(JaxBchH3)

2Girls1Knife

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Kneed Me Deeply

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Your dad is my cardio

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

N.U.B.S.

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ah fuck, what've you h...

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Canooker hooker

(SavH3)

Midget Rodeo

Assholes of the South
...

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

Drinkers United For Fun
...

Areola 151

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
Probing costs extra

Foot Fetish

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Kilted Caretaker

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Hadouken

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Confused Follies

Wandering Whore H3
Come play with me!

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Ur(in)e Circle

(BiloxiH3)

Electric Ladyland

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

2nd Hand Job

Lost Boobs PH3
...

150 Sex Degrees

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Dinglebeard

(Ch3)

Genie in a twattle

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Knob Gobblin

(CTrH3)

Spartan Ass

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

(JaxH3)

Three Knuckle Shuffle

(BJH3)

Grampa YankMyDick

Upstate Hash House Harriers
Where are we going and...

I drilled a dude in the ass

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
Who is begin for a peg...

Humpty

(SoPiH3)

CraigsFist

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Post Nasal Jizz

(Boston H3)

NFHN Karen

(SavH3)

Lady GagGag

Southern Comfort H3
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

... He's Still Limping

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Slides Up My Moon

(SavH3)

Cock-a-Haul-ic

Oxford University Community H3
...

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

The Moist Cuntsman

Oxford University Community H3
ROCKET SHITTY SMILE N

I Cum in the Land Down Under

(BAH3)

Cream of Somyungai

Middle GA H4
So Creamy!

Indiana Combover

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Urine My Mouth

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Whorenament

Tampa Bay H3
...

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
I'm so pretty...

KIRBY

(UHHH)

2 white women and a bunch of Rope

(CTrH3)

Tie Me Up Trebek

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Wop Mart

SMUSHHH
...

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Yellow Summer Stream

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Studebaker

Savannah Hash House Harriers
SAV H3

Cotton Panel

Jacksonville H3
...

Dead Woody

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

IED

(ARH3)

Twats MY Name

(Happy Heretics H3)

Foam Finger Me

Upstate Hash House Harriers
If you're going throug...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
I ate the dingo's baby!

Ready To Blow

CoonASSH3
...

Scurvy Seadog

(JaxH3)

Hearse So Good

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Mexican Gum Job

(NomadH3)

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

2 Fast 2 Anal

Bender Hash House Harriers
TrashVannahBender

Cumz with Scotch

(W3H3)

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Rotten Whore

(Chicago Thirstday )

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Pink Cock Down on Her

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Kindergarten Copulation

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

Flying saucers

(PCH3IT)

Don't Tell My Wives

(SavH3)

Deep Ditch Doggy

(GATRH3)

It still squirts

(JRH3)

just Jeremy

(CTrH3)

Tits 4 Tips

(SurvivorH3)

Purple Kitchen

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
I’ll try anything twice

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Hose Handler

(HereticsH3)

Campouts chris

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Just Kelly (No-home)

Nomadic hashers
...

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Whale... That Happened

(NomadH3)

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

Jacksonville H3
...

CUNT

(Wandering Whore)

Daddy's Meat in the Shower

Gainesville Area Thirsty Runners H3 (GATRH3)
...

Papa Dont Breach

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Screwnicorn

(PPCH3)

Uranus

(Charlotte Old Farts)

NFHN Kayla

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Spitting Centwhore

(SavH3)

Pocket Pussy Pounder

(W3H3)

Monkey See Monkey Poo

(Tampa Bay H3)

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW
Another DC Road Whore

Awww puddle

(Trash)

Call Me, Asshole

Music City
420 friendly.

Say My Name Bitch

(FUH3)

Pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Lil bunny poo poo

(SavH3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Call of Dildo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(HereticsH3)

It Stings

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Donut Holer

DuffH3
...

BabySitter Bang Bang

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
...

Queefer Bi the Dozen

Greenville Hash House Harriers
Did someone say lick'er?

Spring Roll Hole

(SavH3)

Read My Boobs

(SLUT H3)

Put a lily mouth on my south

(Dwh3)

Once Upon A Dick

(BVDH3)

Half Stroke

(SavH3)

Demi Whore

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Jaws Fisteen

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Ride the Shark!!

Eggs Bend Your Dick

(SavH3)

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Doesn't Know

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Shame Eww

Wandering Whore H3
...

Smirnoff Clothes Off

(Rocket shitty h3)

RV

(SntH3)

china large

(JRH3)

Diddler on the Roof

(BAH3)

GGB

Intrigued

Tight lips

(CTrH3)

Pigeon Snorge

(SavH3)

Lone Bone

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...