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SAH3 2000trail 2025

03/14 06:30 PM to 03/16 06:00 PM

A SAH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $30

Cum celebrate San Antonio’s 2000th trail with an exciting weekend of drinks and debauchery!

Also see the event facebook page
https://fb.me/e/7ADeWYWnT

Friday 4-6.9 mile trail followed by circle and on after.
Saturday Green Mess Pub Crawl
Sunday Hangover Trail

$30 dollar rego gets you a shirt and hash cash for all weekend events.
Or pay a la carte : $20 shirt, $5 Friday, $10 Saturday, $5 Sunday
Pay via Paypal or Venmo bstep13@gmail.com (Brad Stephenson)

Rego Not necessary to attend, but it sure F’n helps.

ON-ON
House Shitter


Green!

Start Location Details

see events, or the SAH3 facebook event page

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Start : 3755 N St Mary's Parking Lot (near Sunken Garden Theater)

Expect a 4-6.9 mile trail with Turkey/Eagle option, beer, booze, baggo, danger cans, boob checks, hump checks, falses, check backs, mud, tunnels, used needles, prickers, tall grass, and much more.



  1. Alamo Beer Co.

  2. Smoke Skybar (food)

  3. Alabis

  4. Bombay Bicycle Club (food)

  5. Rathskeller Bar

  6. Pink Shark

  7. Cowabunga

  8. Bonham Exchange


TBD


Public Event

See the full list!

39 Hashers came

including:

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(KissMyH3)

Ditch Bitch

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke on Joystick

(SAH3)

Poly Mammary

(MOSQUITO H3 )

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

Just’s x3

(SAH3 )

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Peanut Butter PT

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

House Shitter

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

Arkansodomy

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Ophelia Nutz

(SAH3)

Deadhead

(Fort Worth H3)

Brother Darryl or My Other Brother Darryl

(SAH3)

7 deadly dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Chicken legs

(EPH3)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Better brown than down

(KMH3)

Cockarazzi

(SAH3)

Psycho Anal-ize Her

(SAH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(BeaverHole)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Bling Bling Ready to Swing

(TeH3)

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Groin Groper

(SAH3)

Just Shawna

(KissMyH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Bi Now, Pay Later

(IndyScent)

Kinky Candied Ham

(TXRWH3)

EL T3

(TyTsH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

Santa On Crack

(KMH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Poor Performer (PP)

Tidewater H3
Just your friendly nei...

Whorenado Alley

(CTrH3)