Cost: $125
Hare(s):
Dave the Mason
On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.
The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733
Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.
Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.
After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.
Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.
Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon
Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.
including:
Jello
(FCH3 and Popr )
Three Heads Up My Skirt
(FCH3)
forsale or rent
(WH4MVH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dickstributor
(Summit H3)
Shit Shifter
(H5)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
The bitch will find U
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Luna
(H5)
Just Steve
(H5)
Shit Happens
(KWH3)
Elephant Dick
(rvmson)
Peter Eat Her
(OHHH)
Magically Delicious
(PhillyH3)
Sticky Bunz
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(NJ Road Whores H3)
Sheila
(OHHH)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
dwarfus interruptus +1
(Teddy's Rough Rid...)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Backwash
(Ottawa HHH )
WishBoneHer
(H5)
DickSmith
(Bell South )
Cheap Thrills
(Ottawa H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Shredder
(Ottawa H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
RaidR
(Hockessin)
Just Greg
(H5)
Mr. Jackson
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Taco Tuesday H3)
CLIFF DIVER
(H5)
H2Ho
(Hogtown)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Spooner
(bimbos of NJ)
Miscast
(SummitH3)
Designer D
(bimbos of NJ)
J-Cock
(Rumson)
Biatch
(Hockessin)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Aims Low
(Hogtown H3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4-DCRW)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Unhitched Cock
(H5)
Mother Theresa
Just art
(Rh3)
Bullseye
(OHHH)
Just Yogi
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Ra
(Hogtown)
Three toes in
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Everything but the Kitchen Sink
(HbH3)
Mile High Baller
(DCH3)
Dave the Mason
(Rumson)
2 Buck Fuck
(Hockessin)
Little Big Man
(Ottawa H3)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Licky Me
(H5)
One Drunk Walking
(Rvmson)
Blazing Straddles
(H5)
Brother Michael
(Rumson HHH)
phWedgie
(H5)
What What Mud In The Butt
(Taco Tuesday H3)
Just Cindylee
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Wet Pussy
(Hogtown)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Cums With The Turf
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Gender Bender
(BFH3)
dead man walking
(rvmson)
Fucking Paulie 2
(Rumson)
RearEnd Wrangler
(SH3)
Oinky Boinky
(OH3)
upright^position
(BFH3)
goldenshowers
(OHHH)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Rides & Screams
(OHHH)
Gives It Away
(Hockessin)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Rough Sexxxtimate
(BFH3)
Great Sex
(BJH3)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Just Chris
(H5)
Fat Ass
(Ottawa H3)
Bidet
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
Johnny Cockring
(Hogtown H3)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
Humpme Dumpme
(OH3)
Pussy Destroyer
(Summit )
Dipsy Doodler
(Hogtown H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(Niamey Hash House...)
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