Cost: $125
Hare(s):
Dave the Mason
On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.
The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733
Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.
Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.
After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.
Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.
Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon
Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.
including:
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Fucking Paulie 2
(Rumson)
What What Mud In The Butt
(Taco Tuesday H3)
upright^position
(BFH3)
Licky Me
(H5)
Biatch
(Hockessin)
H2Ho
(Hogtown)
goldenshowers
(OHHH)
forsale or rent
(WH4MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Sticky Bunz
(H5)
WishBoneHer
(H5)
Brother Michael
(Rumson HHH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
One Drunk Walking
(Rvmson)
Pussy Destroyer
(Summit )
J-Cock
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Backwash
(Ottawa HHH )
MOUNDS
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Sheila
(OHHH)
dead man walking
(rvmson)
dwarfus interruptus +1
(Teddy's Rough Rid...)
Shit Shifter
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Miscast
(SummitH3)
CLIFF DIVER
(H5)
Designer D
(bimbos of NJ)
Cum Brew Lay
(Niamey Hash House...)
Ra
(Hogtown)
Dickstributor
(Summit H3)
Just Chris
(H5)
Three Heads Up My Skirt
(FCH3)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4-DCRW)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
phWedgie
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Magically Delicious
(PhillyH3)
Just Cindylee
(H5)
RearEnd Wrangler
(SH3)
Gender Bender
(BFH3)
Just art
(Rh3)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Cheap Thrills
(Ottawa H3)
Just Steve
(H5)
Fat Ass
(Ottawa H3)
Luna
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Taco Tuesday H3)
Blazing Straddles
(H5)
Everything but the Kitchen Sink
(HbH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Jello
(FCH3 and Popr )
Bidet
(MVH3)
Spooner
(bimbos of NJ)
Just Greg
(H5)
DickSmith
(Bell South )
Little Big Man
(Ottawa H3)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Three toes in
(H5)
Unhitched Cock
(H5)
Dave the Mason
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown H3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Just Yogi
(FCH3)
Oinky Boinky
(OH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gives It Away
(Hockessin)
Humpme Dumpme
(OH3)
Dipsy Doodler
(Hogtown H3)
Rides & Screams
(OHHH)
Wet Pussy
(Hogtown)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Mother Theresa
Elephant Dick
(rvmson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Johnny Cockring
(Hogtown H3)
Mr. Jackson
(Rumson)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Shredder
(Ottawa H3)
Rough Sexxxtimate
(BFH3)
Mile High Baller
(DCH3)
Shit Happens
(KWH3)
Cums With The Turf
(Rumson)
RaidR
(Hockessin)
Beaver Muncher
(NJ Road Whores H3)
Great Sex
(BJH3)
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
Peter Eat Her
(OHHH)
2 Buck Fuck
(Hockessin)
Bullseye
(OHHH)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
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