Cost: $125
Hare(s):
Dave the Mason
On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.
The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733
Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.
Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.
After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.
Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.
Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon
Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.
including:
DickSmith
(Bell South )
phWedgie
(H5)
Mile High Baller
(DCH3)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(NJ Road Whores H3)
forsale or rent
(WH4MVH3)
Jello
(FCH3 and Popr )
Three toes in
(H5)
Gender Bender
(BFH3)
Peter Eat Her
(OHHH)
Three Heads Up My Skirt
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Taco Tuesday H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Elephant Dick
(rvmson)
Dickstributor
(Summit H3)
What What Mud In The Butt
(Taco Tuesday H3)
Backwash
(Ottawa HHH )
Unhitched Cock
(H5)
dead man walking
(rvmson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
WishBoneHer
(H5)
Mr. Jackson
(Rumson)
Just art
(Rh3)
Rides & Screams
(OHHH)
Cheap Thrills
(Ottawa H3)
2 Buck Fuck
(Hockessin)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
J-Cock
(Rumson)
dwarfus interruptus +1
(Teddy's Rough Rid...)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Shit Happens
(KWH3)
H2Ho
(Hogtown)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Just Cindylee
(H5)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Spooner
(bimbos of NJ)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Dipsy Doodler
(Hogtown H3)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Just Steve
(H5)
Fat Ass
(Ottawa H3)
Just Chris
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Everything but the Kitchen Sink
(HbH3)
Bullseye
(OHHH)
Dave the Mason
(Rumson)
Brother Michael
(Rumson HHH)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(Niamey Hash House...)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Biatch
(Hockessin)
Just Greg
(H5)
Just Yogi
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
(H5)
Blazing Straddles
(H5)
Like A Surgeon
(WH4-DCRW)
One Drunk Walking
(Rvmson)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Johnny Cockring
(Hogtown H3)
Ra
(Hogtown)
Bidet
(MVH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Licky Me
(H5)
Mother Theresa
Designer D
(bimbos of NJ)
Magically Delicious
(PhillyH3)
Humpme Dumpme
(OH3)
Gives It Away
(Hockessin)
Great Sex
(BJH3)
goldenshowers
(OHHH)
RearEnd Wrangler
(SH3)
CLIFF DIVER
(H5)
upright^position
(BFH3)
Oinky Boinky
(OH3)
Shredder
(Ottawa H3)
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Wet Pussy
(Hogtown)
Luna
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Little Big Man
(Ottawa H3)
Sheila
(OHHH)
Pussy Destroyer
(Summit )
Fucking Paulie 2
(Rumson)
Shit Shifter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Sticky Bunz
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Miscast
(SummitH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
RaidR
(Hockessin)
Cums With The Turf
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Rough Sexxxtimate
(BFH3)
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