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Rumson's CoMotion by the Ocean 2019

05/17 02:00 PM to 05/19 12:01 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $125

Hare(s):

Dave the Mason

On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.

The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733

Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.

Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.

After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.

Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.

Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.

Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon


Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.

Start Location Details

Windjammer Motor Inn

windjammermotorinn.com

Public Event

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120 Hashers came

including:

forsale or rent

(WH4MVH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Aims Low

(Hogtown H3)

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

What What Mud In The Butt

(Taco Tuesday H3)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

phWedgie

(H5)

Bullseye

(OHHH)

Miscast

(SummitH3)

Elephant Dick

(rvmson)

Great Sex

(BJH3)

Mother Theresa

Summit

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Fucking Paulie 2

(Rumson)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Gender Bender

(BFH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Ra

(Hogtown)

Backwash

(Ottawa HHH )

Just Yogi

(FCH3)

RaidR

(Hockessin)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

dwarfus interruptus +1

(Teddy's Rough Rid...)

Mile High Baller

(DCH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Just Cindylee

(H5)

Rides & Screams

(OHHH)

Just Greg

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

(HbH3)

One Drunk Walking

(Rvmson)

RearEnd Wrangler

(SH3)

Cums With The Turf

(Rumson)

Oinky Boinky

(OH3)

Spitz.cum

DCH4
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Happy on his knees

(WH4)

MOUNDS

(H5)

CLIFF DIVER

(H5)

Luna

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Shit Shifter

(H5)

dead man walking

(rvmson)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Sheila

(OHHH)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

DickSmith

(Bell South )

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

(NJ Road Whores H3)

Bloody Pads

Summit H3
...

Jug Stain

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
¥ witchy way? ¥

Spooner

(bimbos of NJ)

Nacho Bitch

Flour City Hash House Harriers
On-On Always... NB (};

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Cheap Thrills

(Ottawa H3)

Johnny Cockring

(Hogtown H3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Dickstributor

(Summit H3)

Three Heads Up My Skirt

(FCH3)

Jello

(FCH3 and Popr )

Three toes in

(H5)

Humpme Dumpme

(OH3)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(H5)

upright^position

(BFH3)

Crotch Thumper

Lexington Horse's Ass H3
I <3 KY

Bidet

(MVH3)

Gives It Away

(Hockessin)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

goldenshowers

(OHHH)

Rough Sexxxtimate

(BFH3)

Fat Ass

(Ottawa H3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4-DCRW)

Peter Eat Her

(OHHH)

RobinWood

(FCH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(Niamey Hash House...)

Just Steve

(H5)

Lost Penis

Blue Hen
...

Gaelic Pasties

(Taco Tuesday H3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Lick Around For Seconds

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Shredder

(Ottawa H3)

Messiah

Moon Over Huronia
Putting the Mess i ah ...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Pussy Destroyer

(Summit )

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Brother Michael

(Rumson HHH)

Wet Pussy

(Hogtown)

Mr. Jackson

(Rumson)

The bitch will find U

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Biatch

(Hockessin)

Little Big Man

(Ottawa H3)

Dave the Mason

(Rumson)

J-Cock

(Rumson)

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

Designer D

(bimbos of NJ)

Magically Delicious

(PhillyH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

WishBoneHer

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Sticky Bunz

(H5)

2 Buck Fuck

(Hockessin)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Licky Me

(H5)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Dipsy Doodler

(Hogtown H3)

Butt Naked

Rumson HHH
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Just art

(Rh3)

H2Ho

(Hogtown)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)