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Rumson's CoMotion by the Ocean 2019

05/17 02:00 PM to 05/19 12:01 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $125

Hare(s):

Dave the Mason

On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.

The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733

Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.

Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.

After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.

Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.

Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.

Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon


Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.

Start Location Details

Windjammer Motor Inn

windjammermotorinn.com

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120 Hashers came

including:

Happy on his knees

(WH4)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

The bitch will find U

(H5)

Gaelic Pasties

(Taco Tuesday H3)

RobinWood

(FCH3)

MOUNDS

(H5)

Spooner

(bimbos of NJ)

Mother Theresa

Summit

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Mile High Baller

(DCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

WishBoneHer

(H5)

Spitz.cum

DCH4
...

Fucking Paulie 2

(Rumson)

DickSmith

(Bell South )

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Brother Michael

(Rumson HHH)

phWedgie

(H5)

forsale or rent

(WH4MVH3)

Just Chris

(H5)

Rides & Screams

(OHHH)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Shredder

(Ottawa H3)

Ra

(Hogtown)

Just Cindylee

(H5)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

H2Ho

(Hogtown)

Dave the Mason

(Rumson)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Bloody Pads

Summit H3
...

Cheap Thrills

(Ottawa H3)

Just Greg

(H5)

Lost Penis

Blue Hen
...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Gives It Away

(Hockessin)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4-DCRW)

Biatch

(Hockessin)

dead man walking

(rvmson)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Messiah

Moon Over Huronia
Putting the Mess i ah ...

Cums With The Turf

(Rumson)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Bidet

(MVH3)

Great Sex

(BJH3)

Just Yogi

(FCH3)

Pussy Destroyer

(Summit )

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
I Moo At Cows

RearEnd Wrangler

(SH3)

Jello

(FCH3 and Popr )

Aims Low

(Hogtown H3)

2 Buck Fuck

(Hockessin)

Fat Ass

(Ottawa H3)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Lick Around For Seconds

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Backwash

(Ottawa HHH )

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Luna

(H5)

RaidR

(Hockessin)

Crotch Thumper

Lexington Horse's Ass H3
I <3 KY

Butt Naked

Rumson HHH
...

Rough Sexxxtimate

(BFH3)

One Drunk Walking

(Rvmson)

What What Mud In The Butt

(Taco Tuesday H3)

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

Elephant Dick

(rvmson)

dwarfus interruptus +1

(Teddy's Rough Rid...)

J-Cock

(Rumson)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Little Big Man

(Ottawa H3)

Shit Shifter

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

(HbH3)

Sheila

(OHHH)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Three toes in

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

Mr. Jackson

(Rumson)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

(NJ Road Whores H3)

Designer D

(bimbos of NJ)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Sticky Bunz

(H5)

Bullseye

(OHHH)

Miscast

(SummitH3)

CLIFF DIVER

(H5)

Nacho Bitch

Flour City Hash House Harriers
On-On Always... NB (};

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Dipsy Doodler

(Hogtown H3)

Johnny Cockring

(Hogtown H3)

Cum Brew Lay

(Niamey Hash House...)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Three Heads Up My Skirt

(FCH3)

goldenshowers

(OHHH)

Wet Pussy

(Hogtown)

Gender Bender

(BFH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Peter Eat Her

(OHHH)

Licky Me

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Humpme Dumpme

(OH3)

Just art

(Rh3)

Dickstributor

(Summit H3)

Jug Stain

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
¥ witchy way? ¥

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

Oinky Boinky

(OH3)

Magically Delicious

(PhillyH3)

Just Steve

(H5)

upright^position

(BFH3)