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Rumson's CoMotion by the Ocean 2019

05/17 02:00 PM to 05/19 12:01 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $125

Hare(s):

Dave the Mason

On-site check-in starts at 2:00 PM on the Jammer’s deck.
At noon Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) As you will see, the boardwalk and multitude night-clubs have a very different vibe from the day and night. Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
At 3PM the more adventurous among us will assemble at the Windjammer deck for a “real” hash, by Butt Naked. He promises to have the pack back in time to shower and change for the next event on your itinerary.

The traditional start of the CoMotion by the Ocean is our Blue’s Brother’s hash. Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood getups. (Ill-fitting back suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, black fedora and of course, sunglasses). A limited number of fedoras and ties will be available for sale or rent.
We expect to leave the ‘jammer at 6pm. Elephant Dick! and Mr Jackson are your hosts/hares/escorts. We will hash/walk about 20 minutes to The Beachcomber’s upper deck overlooking the boardwalk. Snacks and beer provided, as well as dancing to a talented DJ. We will stay and play until 8(ish)
Beachcomber Bar & Grill beachcomberbar.com 100 Ocean Ter, Seaside Heights, NJ 08751 ·
Also bring a few bucks so you can partake in the Jersey Shore Festival. Snacks and beer are included and plentiful at The Beachcomber, butt you gotta pay for it at the iconic boardwalk bars. http://www.jerseyshorefest.com/
Late comers should call the hotline for updated location: 908 246 1733

Saturday May 18, 2019…
Breakfast on the deck including our world-famous omelet station. What other hash weekend does that? Nobody, that’s who.

Get on the bus at 10:17am for a fantastic day of hashing at the Jersey Shore. Expert hares Dave the Mason and Rear End Wrangler will set a trail with chicken and eagle options. If you opt for the longer version, prepare a dry bag -you will get wet.

After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.

Theme: Stay tuned.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open” --top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set at: 6:30PM
• Dinner at: 8PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Theme?
TBD.

Don’t forget your old (clean) hash shirts for the traditional t-shirt scramble sometime into the evening.
Later, after the band has been silenced by the buzz-kill laws of Seaside, join H5’s Fuzz Buster and DogE Style as they hare the Midnight hash.

Sunday May 19, 2019
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash. And a farewell circle will be in the offing.
Check-out time is Noon.
Some misc crap:
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2PM until late Sunday afternoon


Bring your personalized drinking vessel. Always use sunscreen. Bring pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. Bring a short yet quality skit for Saturday night. Some among us got plenty of use of their bicycles, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening. Program your phone with the COMO hotline: (908) 246-1733.

Start Location Details

Windjammer Motor Inn

windjammermotorinn.com

Public Event

120 Hashers came:

Bloody Pads

Summit H3
...

Butt Naked

Rumson HHH
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Crotch Thumper

Lexington Horse's Ass H3
I <3 KY

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

dwarfus interruptus

Teddy's Rough Riders Hares & Hounds
Confused As A Baby In ...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Jug Stain

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
¥ witchy way? ¥

Lick Around For Seconds

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Lost Penis

Blue Hen
...

Messiah

Moon Over Huronia
Messing up Hashing for...

Muddy Mallard Mole Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

Nacho Bitch

Flour City Hash House Harriers
On-On Always... NB (};

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Spitz.cum

DCH4
...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

UpperCunt

H5
...

2 Buck Fuck

(Hockessin)

Aims Low

(Hogtown H3)

Backwash

(Ottawa HHH )

Beaver Muncher

(NJ Road Whores H3)

Biatch

(Hockessin)

Bidet

(MVH3)

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Brother Michael

(Rumson HHH)

Bullseye

(OHHH)

Chappy

(H5)

Cheap Thrills

(Ottawa H3)

CLIFF DIVER

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(Niamey Hash House...)

Cums With The Turf

(Rumson)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Dave the Mason

(Rumson)

dead man walking

(rvmson)

Designer D

(bimbos of NJ)

DickSmith

(Bell South )

Dickstributor

(Summit H3)

Dipsy Doodler

(Hogtown H3)

dwarfus interruptus +1

(Teddy's Rough Rid...)

Elephant Dick

(rvmson)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

(HbH3)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Fat Ass

(Ottawa H3)

forsale or rent

(WH4MVH3)

Fucking Paulie 2

(Rumson)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Gaelic Pasties

(Taco Tuesday H3)

Gender Bender

(BFH3)

Gives It Away

(Hockessin)

goldenshowers

(OHHH)

Great Sex

(BJH3)

H2Ho

(Hogtown)

Happy on his knees

(WH4)

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Humpme Dumpme

(OH3)

J-Cock

(Rumson)

Jello

(FCH3 and Popr )

Johnny Cockring

(Hogtown H3)

Just art

(Rh3)

Just Chris

(H5)

Just Cindylee

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

Just Steve

(H5)

Just Yogi

(FCH3)

Licky Me

(H5)

Like A Surgeon

(WH4-DCRW)

Little Big Man

(Ottawa H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Luna

(H5)

Magically Delicious

(PhillyH3)

Mile High Baller

(DCH3)

Miscast

(SummitH3)

Mother Theresa

Summit

MOUNDS

(H5)

Mr. Jackson

(Rumson)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Oinky Boinky

(OH3)

One Drunk Walking

(Rvmson)

Peter Eat Her

(OHHH)

phWedgie

(H5)

Pussy Destroyer

(Summit )

Ra

(Hogtown)

RaidR

(Hockessin)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

RearEnd Wrangler

(SH3)

Rides & Screams

(OHHH)

RobinWood

(FCH3)

Rough Sexxxtimate

(BFH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Sheila

(OHHH)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Shit Shifter

(H5)

Shredder

(Ottawa H3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Spooner

(bimbos of NJ)

Sticky Bunz

(H5)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

The bitch will find U

(H5)

Three Heads Up My Skirt

(FCH3)

Three toes in

(H5)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

upright^position

(BFH3)

Wet Pussy

(Hogtown)

What What Mud In The Butt

(Taco Tuesday H3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

WishBoneHer

(H5)