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Organizers:
Rumson's "CoMotion by the Ocean" 2018
05/18 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $115
For all rego related questions, email: DogE_Style@comcast.net or call him at (908) 246-1733
Rumson has a perfect record.
We have pitched to host the InterAmerica Hash for the past millennium, yet year after year, we have been denied. Let's call it a 0-18 record. Perhaps we have been the subject of a rigged election or possibly lost the electoral college decision.
As hosts of the Comotion by the Ocean, we have kinda got our act together. The "CoMo" has been an annual event for a decade.
We are aware of our fuckups. Each year we have a new or few fuckups. The next year we fix the previous year's fuckups and look forward to fixing this year's fuckups.
• Sun Screen • Your personalized drinking vessel. • Pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. • A short yet quality skit for Saturday night. • In past year’s a bicycle came in handy at times, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. • Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
Noon: Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
2 PM: On site registration opens
3 PM: A “real” hash, hared by Butt Naked.
6 PM -very late: Blue’s Brother’s Dancing, dinner followed by boardwalk Pub Craw
Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood outfits
Early: Breakfast on the deck
Get on the bus at 10:17 PM for a fantastic hash at the Jersey Shore.
After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20 PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open”… top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set: 6:30 PM
• Dinner at: 8 PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Midnight: Hash with Fuzz Buster and DogE Style
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash.
Then our only hash circle of the weekend.
Check-out time is Noon.
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2 PM until late Sunday afternoon.
Public Event
including:
Dan Marine-ho
(H5)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Just Alex
LITTLE DINGHY
(CFH3-PHXH3)
Just Jay
(H5)
Icegirl
(Rumson)
Miscast
The Bitch Will Find u
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3 )
Ballzheimers
(DCRW)
Eurotrash
(Rumson )
TMI General
(MOA2H3)
Trashed
(H5)
Nudie no name
Oinky Boinky
(OH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Bloomin Fools)
Elephant Dick
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Biatch (friend of RaidR)
(PhillyH3)
Chapped Lips
(H5)
Mr. Jackson
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off +1
Just Matt
(Rumson Wannabe)
Pyro
(DCH4)
CLIFF DIVER
(H5)
Sven Svenson
(RY3)
Wishboneher
(H5/Hockessin)
Massengil
(Summit H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Shit Happens
(HereticsH3)
Jug Stain
(PhillyH3)
Cause for Blindness
(BFH3)
Sheila
(Ottawa Hash House...)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lunachic
(H5)
Aims Low
( Hogtown)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Fuzzbuster
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just art
(Rebel yell)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
TICKETS!!!!!!
(Rvmson)
phWedgie
(H5)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Wet Spot
(MoTown Ann Arbor)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Gender Bender
(BFH3)
Beaver muncher
(SummitH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Brother Michael
(Rumson HHH)
Spunk Monkey
(H5)
DICKSMITH
(BELL/SCOTT)
3HUMS
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
(FH5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
CowShit
(New Taipei H3)
The senator
(Rumson)
FOR SALE OR RENT
(MVH3/ DCH4/ WHH3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
F Me Daily
(H5)
LEGS
(CFH3-PHXH3)
Pussy Destroyer
(SummitH3)
Rough Sexxxtimate
(BFH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cuntpletely forgettable
(Indyhhh)
Just Patty
(Hillbilly)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
RaidR
(PhillyH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3 )
Head for Daddy
(FCH3)
Great Sex
(BJH3)
Lost Penis
(Hockessin)
Cums wit da Turf
(Rumson HHH)
upright^position
(BFH3)
Seoul Brudda
(Summit )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3 and POPR)
Loopy
(Hogtown)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dead Man Walking
(rvmson)
Cuntcussion
(Kauai, Hawaii)
Puss-in-Boobs
(Kauai. Hawaii)
Backwash
(Ottawa H3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
She's Mine I saw her first
(ReadingH3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(Tidewater H3)
Sticky Bunz
(H5)
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