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Rumson's "CoMotion by the Ocean" 2018

05/18 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $115

For all rego related questions, email: DogE_Style@comcast.net or call him at (908) 246-1733

Rumson has a perfect record.
We have pitched to host the InterAmerica Hash for the past millennium, yet year after year, we have been denied. Let's call it a 0-18 record. Perhaps we have been the subject of a rigged election or possibly lost the electoral college decision.

As hosts of the Comotion by the Ocean, we have kinda got our act together. The "CoMo" has been an annual event for a decade.

We are aware of our fuckups. Each year we have a new or few fuckups. The next year we fix the previous year's fuckups and look forward to fixing this year's fuckups.


• Sun Screen • Your personalized drinking vessel. • Pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. • A short yet quality skit for Saturday night. • In past year’s a bicycle came in handy at times, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. • Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening.

Location Details

Windjammer Motor Inn

1st & Central Ave. Seaside Park, NJ 732.830.2555

WIndjammer Motor Inn


Schedule of Events

Noon: Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.

2 PM: On site registration opens

3 PM: A “real” hash, hared by Butt Naked.

6 PM -very late: Blue’s Brother’s Dancing, dinner followed by boardwalk Pub Craw
Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood outfits


Early: Breakfast on the deck
Get on the bus at 10:17 PM for a fantastic hash at the Jersey Shore.

After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20 PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open”… top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set: 6:30 PM
• Dinner at: 8 PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Midnight: Hash with Fuzz Buster and DogE Style


We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.

The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash.
Then our only hash circle of the weekend.
Check-out time is Noon.

The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2 PM until late Sunday afternoon.


Public Event

126 Hashers cumming:

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
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dwarfus interruptus

TR2H2
Confused As A Baby In ...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
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Lichtenschtabbed

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Messiah

MOH4
Messing up Hashing for...

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Puff The Magic Dragking

FCH3
Screams n Creams

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Sharin' Peter

H5
Sharin' is Carin'

Sister Maria

H5
Sister Maria

The S&M Man

BFMH3
You can always say thi...

3HUMS

(FCH3)

Aims Low

( Hogtown)

Backwash

(Ottawa H3)

Beaver muncher

(SummitH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Biatch (friend of RaidR)

(PhillyH3)

Brother Michael

(Rumson HHH)

Cause for Blindness

(BFH3)

Chapped Lips

(H5)

Choke Me Off +1

H5

CLIFF DIVER

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Coneylingus2

NYCH3

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

CowShit

(New Taipei H3)

Cox Stroker

(PGHH3)

Cums wit da Turf

Rumson

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershe...)

Cuntcussion

(Kauai, Hawaii)

Cuntpletely forgettable

(Indyhhh)

Dan Marine-ho

(H5)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Dead Man Walking

(rvmson)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

DICKSMITH

(BELL/SCOTT)

Elephant Dick

Rumson

Eurotrash

(Rumson )

F Me Daily

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershe...)

FOR SALE OR RENT

(MVH3/ DCH4/ WHH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3 )

Frodo

(OH3)

Fuzzbuster

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Gaelic Pasties

(Bloomin Fools)

Gender Bender

(BFH3)

Great Sex

(BJH3)

Happy On His Knees

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

(Tidewater H3)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Icegirl

(Rumson)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3 and POPR)

Jug Stain

(PhillyH3)

Just Alex

LVH3

Just Andrea

(EWH3)

Just art

(Rebel yell)

Just Jack

(RY3)

Just Jay

(H5)

Just Keith

(WH4)

Just Kirk

(WH4)

Just Patty

(Hillbilly)

Just Sunshine

(RY3)

LEGS

(CFH3-PHXH3)

LITTLE DINGHY

(CFH3-PHXH3)

Loopy

(Hogtown)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Lunachic

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Massengil

(Summit H3)

Miscast

SummitH3

MOUNDS

(H5)

Mr. Jackson

(Rumson)

My Brother

(DCRW)

Nudie no name

CFH3-PHXH3

Oinky Boinky

(OH3)

Orgie Cycle

(BFMH3)

phWedgie

(H5)

Puss-in-Boobs

(Kauai. Hawaii)

Pussy Destroyer

(SummitH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

RaidR

(PhillyH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

She's Mine I saw her first

(ReadingH3)

Sheila

(Ottawa Hash House...)

Shit Happens

(HereticsH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Sticky Bunz

(H5)

Sven Svenson

(RY3)

The Bitch Will Find u

(H5)

The senator

(Rumson)

Three Toes In

(FH5)

TICKETS!!!!!!

(Rvmson)

TMI General

(MOA2H3)

Trashed

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3 )

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

upright^position

(BFH3)

Wet Spot

(MoTown Ann Arbor)

Wishboneher

(H5/Hockessin)