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Organizers:
Rumson's "CoMotion by the Ocean" 2018
05/18 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $115
For all rego related questions, email: DogE_Style@comcast.net or call him at (908) 246-1733
Rumson has a perfect record.
We have pitched to host the InterAmerica Hash for the past millennium, yet year after year, we have been denied. Let's call it a 0-18 record. Perhaps we have been the subject of a rigged election or possibly lost the electoral college decision.
As hosts of the Comotion by the Ocean, we have kinda got our act together. The "CoMo" has been an annual event for a decade.
We are aware of our fuckups. Each year we have a new or few fuckups. The next year we fix the previous year's fuckups and look forward to fixing this year's fuckups.
• Sun Screen • Your personalized drinking vessel. • Pool toys and your bathing suit. The heated pool awaits you. • A short yet quality skit for Saturday night. • In past year’s a bicycle came in handy at times, bring or rent from a nearby hardware store. • Don’t forget your old, clean hash shirts for the T-shirt scramble on Sat evening.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
Noon: Mr Jackson will lead a pack of eager and thirsty hashers on an introductory Boardwalk pub-crawl. (This is a pay-as-you-go event) Boardwalk beer is cheap: $2 for a pint of Coors, Bud or Miller depending on the joint.
2 PM: On site registration opens
3 PM: A “real” hash, hared by Butt Naked.
6 PM -very late: Blue’s Brother’s Dancing, dinner followed by boardwalk Pub Craw
Don’t forget your Jake and Elwood outfits
Early: Breakfast on the deck
Get on the bus at 10:17 PM for a fantastic hash at the Jersey Shore.
After the trail, we’ll get you back to the ‘Jammer early enough for a late lunch and enjoyment around and in the heated pool. Oh, and more icy cold adult beverages. We expect to have you back in the early afternoon.
• Watch the Preakness Stakes Shit Happens. Post time: 6:20 PM.
• Open bar starts at 6 PM… and we do mean “Open”… top shelf liquor will be included.
• Guns 4 Hire, our house Rock and Roll band start their first set: 6:30 PM
• Dinner at: 8 PM
• Skits and famous Rumson T-shirt scramble will go on when the band takes their well-earned breaks.
Midnight: Hash with Fuzz Buster and DogE Style
We will have a buffet brunch at the Jammer’s dining room, Bloodies and coffee will be consumed in mass quantities.
The usual Fat-Boy Bay-to-Breakers hash.
Then our only hash circle of the weekend.
Check-out time is Noon.
The hashpitality suite will be open for beer and snacks from Friday at 2 PM until late Sunday afternoon.
Public Event
including:
She's Mine I saw her first
(ReadingH3)
Sticky Bunz
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3 )
TMI General
(MOA2H3)
Choke Me Off +1
Ballzheimers
(DCRW)
Cums wit da Turf
(Rumson HHH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Biatch (friend of RaidR)
(PhillyH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Mr. Jackson
(Rumson)
Shit Happens
(HereticsH3)
The senator
(Rumson)
Just Alex
Chapped Lips
(H5)
Lost Penis
(Hockessin)
Just Patty
(Hillbilly)
CLIFF DIVER
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Trashed
(H5)
Rough Sexxxtimate
(BFH3)
Cuntcussion
(Kauai, Hawaii)
FOR SALE OR RENT
(MVH3/ DCH4/ WHH3)
Wishboneher
(H5/Hockessin)
TICKETS!!!!!!
(Rvmson)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Icegirl
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
(H5)
Backwash
(Ottawa H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
F Me Daily
(H5)
LITTLE DINGHY
(CFH3-PHXH3)
Seoul Brudda
(Summit )
upright^position
(BFH3)
Massengil
(Summit H3)
Lunachic
(H5)
Gender Bender
(BFH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Cause for Blindness
(BFH3)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Oinky Boinky
(OH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Bloomin Fools)
Beaver muncher
(SummitH3)
Just Andrea
(EWH3)
Eurotrash
(Rumson )
Spunk Monkey
(H5)
Sven Svenson
(RY3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Jug Stain
(PhillyH3)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3 )
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Dan Marine-ho
(H5)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Head for Daddy
(FCH3)
Just Matt
(Rumson Wannabe)
Wet Spot
(MoTown Ann Arbor)
The Bitch Will Find u
(H5)
MOUNDS
(H5)
LEGS
(CFH3-PHXH3)
Happy On His Knees
(WH4)
Three Toes In
(FH5)
DICKSMITH
(BELL/SCOTT)
Pussy Destroyer
(SummitH3)
Cuntpletely forgettable
(Indyhhh)
Brother Michael
(Rumson HHH)
Great Sex
(BJH3)
CowShit
(New Taipei H3)
phWedgie
(H5)
Sheila
(Ottawa Hash House...)
Puss-in-Boobs
(Kauai. Hawaii)
Elephant Dick
3HUMS
(FCH3)
Just Jay
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Miscast
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Loopy
(Hogtown)
Aims Low
( Hogtown)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
(Tidewater H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3 and POPR)
Dead Man Walking
(rvmson)
Just art
(Rebel yell)
Nudie no name
RaidR
(PhillyH3)
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