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RSH3 Splash Hash

07/18 09:00 AM

A RSH3 Trail

Cost: $20

Hare(s):

Remote Control Cowgirl, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Stack Rack and Burn (SRB)

Shiggy:

TBA

RSH3 SPLASH HASH !

(aka Something Fun to do in the water with your friends!)

Do you want to get wet?

Here are the splashy details!

When: Saturday, July 18 @ 9am
Where: Flint River Brownsboro (see drop-off info below)
Wut: Splash Hash trail & float
Hares: SRB, Remote Control Cowgirl & Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Hash Cash: $20 (includes beer, water/soda, lunch, snackies and gimmie!!!!!!)

Rego via Venmo to our Splashcountant before 7/16 - Pulls Out Early (POE) via this link - Venmo, last four: 4530.

Pre-pay by Venmo or cash to Splashcountant #1 POE or Splash Enforcer #2 MILF in My Coffee
Lunch: Sammiches, chips, drink, maybe fruit if we are healthy and don’t want giardia
TELL US IF YOU NEED GF OR VEGGIE OPTIONS

THE GIMMIES ARE REALLY COOL YOU WANT ONE SO SEND UR MONIES TO POE ASAP!!

V. important splashy coordination info below plz read

9:00 am: Drop off floaty things to the start of the river (Point A, coordinates below). POE and My My will wait with the floats and coolers until our asses find our way back to the start of the river.
9:30 am: Get ur ass to the parking lot at Toledo Landing (Point B, coordinates below). Circle will be under the bridge at 9:30 am.
10:00 am: MILA will transport the kennel via carpool to the start of the trail (Point C coordinates below) for a 1 mile trail to the river start (Point A).
Lunch will be on the river.

So it's: Point A - Drop Floats, Point B - Opening Circle, Point C (carpool) - Start of Trail, Point A - End of trail & get in the river, Point C - Get out of the river & go to on-after (A-->B-->C-->A-->C, betcha wish you'd paid attention in Algebra class now. Maybe you should go back to skool.)

If you are late YOU WILL MISS THE TRAIL AND FLOAT SO DON’T BE LATE OR I WILL CRY AND MY TEARS WILL FALL INTO THE RIVER AND MIX WITH THE GIARDIA AND THEN WE WILL ALL BE INFECTED WITH SADNESS BACTERIA AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRY PLZ STOP IT.

On-After???? IDK Maybe some Mexican food but time is TBD we will post when we get off the river cuz we will be wet & dirty

MAP INFO:
Point A: Drop ur floaty shit off
34.7719022, -86.4430070
or
366 Everett Rd, Huntsville, AL 35811 (put it in the river, not that person’s house)

Point B: Get ur ass to Toledo landing and park ur car and circle up under the bridge
34.7426699, -86.4438254
or
Toledo Landing
4267–4417 US-72, Brownsboro, AL 35741

Point C: Start of trail
Central Elementary School
990 Ryland Pike, Huntsville, AL 35811
But don’t go inside because that’s weird. Stop trying to go back 2 skool, ur not adam sandler, Okay?!?!?!

Point D: Yo momma house
U need a shower after splashing around in the river

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?!?!

DON’T BE LATE OR U WILL MAKE ME CRY AND U WILL NOT GET WET WITH US AND YOU WILL 100% GET GIARDIA

Stuff to Bring:
Float, vessel, sunscreen, bug spray, river shoes, dry bag, who are we yo momma? You figure it out.


Start Location Details

Point A - the place to drop your floats. Put it in the river, not that person’s house.

366 Everett Rd, Huntsville, AL 35811

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