Do you wanna die? Of course not. You're no fool. Will you die though? You better not! That's a one-way trip to being banned from the Richmond Hash. And that is truly tragic...

GENITAL LADIES AND SMELLY MEN and all others with balls the size of a house, please join the Richmond Hash House Harriers for our second anal installment of the MEDLEY OF MUDDD!!! It will be epic. It will be disgusting. It will be seriously fucking dangerous! Mud, swamp, swimming, cliffs, TURTLES (YAY!), sawgrass, more mud, lots more swimming, and... BEEEERR!!! All these wonderful things will greet you on this trail, along with the worst visitor of them all: The Imminent Fear of DEATH. Do you have what it takes to survive..? Punk!

Venmo: @RichmondHashHouse
(For all venmo transactions, please include your hash name and which Medley of Mud you will be attending, as there are 3. Thank you!)

Hares: BananTa, SuperChristianSexPositionJetskialidocious, Family Cums First
When: 1 p.m., Saturday, July 15
Where: Dutch Gap Boat Ramp
Distance: ~3 miles
Shiggy level: lol
Water crossing/level: Duh
Dogs/cats/horrors: NO!! God. Please no.
Beer: 3BH, 2OTF
On-after: I Don't Know Bar
Bring: VERY IMPORTANT!! Bring a life vest or floaties if you have the SLIGHTEST reservation about your swimming prowess! Bring technu or some other scrubbing agent to rid your precious skin of poison ivy and other irritants! A WHISTLE (remember: 5 whistle blasts is the RH3 emergency signal). Also bring a vessel and a virgin whom you hate.
Hash cash:
$10 = Trail Only
We are no longer taking pre-orders for 20th Analversary shirts, but a limited number will be available for sale the day of the event.

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO MEDLEY!!!
EVERYBODY SAY LOOOVEEEEE!!!!!