Friends. Enemies. Random wankers yet to become enemies. The time has cum for us to return to the Great and Terrible Deep Bottom Swamp! And we're doin it in BOOTY SHORTS!!

Medley of Mud is RH3's answer to the question: "Why shiggy?" Because FUCK YOU! No for real though, it's gonna be the devil. Hope you like PAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What to Expect:
3-4 miles of trail through marsh, briars, sawgrass, MUD, horse flies, poison ivy, jungle, OTHER MUD, creek, river, reeds, logs, ICKY BLACK MUD THAT STEALS YOUR SHOES!!
There will be SWIMMING
TRUDGING
CRAWLING
FALLING
and lots and lots of...
DRIIINKKIIIINNNNNNGGG!!!
We'll have 3BHs and 2OTFs!
The only thing there will definitely NOT be is DYING!!! NO DYING ALLOWED!!!!

So grab your cute little floaties, some thigh high shiggy socks, BOOTY SHORTS, a whistle, duct tape for your shoes, dry bag, a full change of clothes, some of that orange stuff to scrape your skin with when we get back, and whatever else you might need to survive! Because if you manage to die, YOU WILL BE BANNED!!

Hares: Banana & The Gang
Shiggy: 5.69
Length: 3-4 miles
Price: $15
Theme: Banana's Bday Booty Shorts!! (Yes, it do be hoochie daddy season! SO WEAR SHORT SHORTS YOU FUCKIN FUCK!!)
On-After: TBA

ON-ON! =)

BOOTY SHORTS FOR BANANA'S BURPDAY!!