Speak to me, Muse, of the adventurous man
Who wandered the swamps long after the last on on
Many he saw as he trudged through the deep
And many a pang he bore whilst wailing his song
Yet even so, by all his zeal
He did not quench his mighty thirst
For through his own stupidity, he missed the beer checks
Fool!
He bled his blood as the hares he cursed
And when the exalted Sun collapsed of its own heat
And the dark did dare to engulf the scene
He cried to the potent nymph Calypso
But she's not fucking real and didn't hear a thing.

DON'T FUCKING DIE!!!

It's Medley of Mud # 2 bitches. You game?
It's BananTa's birthday, so we're making it EXTRA SPECIAL!!!

Hares: Banana & Co
Shiggy: 1 + a million
Beer: 3 + 2 OTFs
Swimming: Yes
Crawling: Yes
Trudging through mud: Yes
Slashing through sawgrass: Yes
Dying: NO!! (Don't fucking DO IT!!)
On-After: TBD

EVERYBODY SAY LOOOVVVEEE!!!!!!