Tired of being alive? Come die with us in the swamp! (But don’t actually die or you’ll be banned…)

WHALE CUM WHALE CUM WHALE CUM to the second edition 2022 of the Richmond Hash House Harriers Medley of Mud!! There will be MUD! There will be BEER! There will be HELL ON EARTH!!

Medley of Mud is a disgusting event RH3 conducts every year in each of the summer months of June, July, and August. It is meant to build character amongst our hashy brethren whilst traipsing squalor and gleefully sacrificing virgins to the gods. (But don’t actually die.) Expect horrifying mud and swamp and swimming and thorns and death-defying conditions no woman or man or human person should EVER traverse. Yet we will. Yet we will.

This trail will feature 3 beer stops and 2 OTFs!
On-After will be a grill out in the parking lot! (Bring additional food to grill if you like!)
If you survive, you may get special prizes! WHO KNOWS!

EVERYBODY SAY LOOOOVVVEE!!!

Fine print:
Please drink responsibly
Please actually do not die
Richmond Hash House Harriers is not responsible for your death
If you feel like dying, choose don’t
Definitely bring a life vest if you have any doubts about your swimming prowess
Whistle 5 times in the event of an emergency
HAVE FUN YOU FUCKIN FUCK!!

Life jacket, bug spray, whistles, vessel, dry bag, change of clothes, an extra life…