Cost: $30
Shiggy:
Ladies & Gentlemen…
Boys & Girls…
Ladyboys & Tomgirls & everyone in between…
The time has come for you to GRAB THAT GREEN DRESS AND GET YOUR BOOTY TO RICHMOND!!
RH3’s annual Green Dress Run is in full fling y’all. We’re talking fancy freak-em dress-wearin, high heels and pearls-sportin, clutch in hand, beer in mouth, flat out time of yo LIFE, gurl! You miss out on this, you might DIE DOH!!
For the low price of $30 you get all of this:
Rego NOW! Rego caps at 150 wankers! You MUST rego to attend! NO WALK-UPS, NO EXCEPTIONS!
As always, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING! There will be crash space available – coordinate with misman or your RH3 penpals. Otherwise, we do intend to reserve some hotel rooms, according to demand. Deets for that will be announced as they are worked out.
Trail Deets:
Start Location: Taste at Infusion's Parking Lot (1401 Roseneath Rd. Richmond, VA 23230)
Direction: A-to-B
Length: 4ish miles
Shiggy: .69, gotta stay pretty
Pre-Lube/Hangover: Pending approval. Expect both.
Green Dress Run
6:30pm - Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3: GDR Eve (and AGM!)
Turd Gear and First Eye Blind are stepping down as mismanagement of Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3, but we'll be welcuming incoming GM Half a Liter from the Peter!
To celebrate, Gear and Liter will be co-haring a trail and then we'll drink beer and eat hot dogs in Gear's backyard.
Hash Cash: $5 (price not included with regos)
Location: 5037 Twelveoaks Road, Midlothian, VA
Hares: Turd Gear and Half a Liter from the Peter
Trail: A to A Distance: 3.5 Miles
Shiggy: 3.5
Dogs: Yes (adventurous doggos only, no pupsters)
Horrors: No
Bring: visitors, virgins, cranium lamps, shiggy socks, whistles
1pm - Green Dress RUN FO' YO LIFE!
1pm - BIBH3 #42 - GDR#n Hangover - A GL-WHORE-IOUS Trail
Welcum wankers and visitwhores from other kennels, I am 17 Cumming on 18 and Spunk Monkey are teaming up to lay a boob-yful trot around the James. Bonus points to those who are still wearing their green dresses. SUPER MEGA ULTRA BONERS Points to those who show up wearing some other wanker's green dress from GDR#n! (Be aware that the weather is calling for cold AF)
Hash Cash: $5 (Not included in rego)
Hares - I am 17 Cumming on 18 and the Delaware Gaysian
Shiggy: 2.69
Dogs: Acceptable if they can handle rocks.
STARTING TIME OF 1 O' COCK PEE EMM!
Starting Location: 22nd Street and Riverside Drive, RVA (James River Park System 22nd St Entrance)
What to Bring: Whistles, Visitors, Virgins, $5, Vessels, Cameras (It'll be pretty - just secure them, please - don't want them floating down the James)
including:
Lost Penis
(Hockessin H3)
Just Derek
(RH3)
Pubic enemy number one
(Rh3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The hare is scary
(RH3)
Soobs b4 boobs
(RH3)
Banana
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Nojan Man
(RH3)
Queef Latifa
(Rh3)
Half a Liter from the Peter
(RH3)
Balls Depot
(RH3)
Captain Anairica
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
Bear Back Fanny Packed
(CHHH)
Burqa jerka
(RH3)
Green Nuts & Ham
(cHARLOTtesville HHH)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
quack whacker
(RH3)
Dah dah dah dah dahhh, I'm fucking it
(RH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
I-Feel Tower
(Springfield HHH)
Justin
(RH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(BH4)
Hot For Bleacher
(RH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Jesus, Take the Squeal
(BIBH3)
RICO
(RH3)
Tesla Twat
(FEH3)
Intimate Anal Extractor
(RH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(RH3)
Froggy style
(FEH3)
Jen
(RH3)
Renee
(RH3)
Fucked the Son of a Preacher Man
(TH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
Rektal Spielunker (w/Awesomeness Prime)
(POHOH3)
Clitford
(RH3)
Bitme Houston
(RH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin H3)
McNasty
(RH3)
Stressful penetration
(Rh3)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
Lick Stick
(Carolina Larrikins)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Suck it for the stars
(CTrH3)
SnatchSquatch
(RIH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Miss Leagues
(RH3)
Monica
(RH3)
Kevin
(RH3)
Ruby FlooZey
(RH3)
Wil-I-Am
(RH3)
Pee-Pee Merman
(RH3)
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