Cost: $30
Shiggy:
Ladies & Gentlemen…
Boys & Girls…
Ladyboys & Tomgirls & everyone in between…
The time has come for you to GRAB THAT GREEN DRESS AND GET YOUR BOOTY TO RICHMOND!!
RH3’s annual Green Dress Run is in full fling y’all. We’re talking fancy freak-em dress-wearin, high heels and pearls-sportin, clutch in hand, beer in mouth, flat out time of yo LIFE, gurl! You miss out on this, you might DIE DOH!!
For the low price of $30 you get all of this:
Rego NOW! Rego caps at 150 wankers! You MUST rego to attend! NO WALK-UPS, NO EXCEPTIONS!
As always, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING! There will be crash space available – coordinate with misman or your RH3 penpals. Otherwise, we do intend to reserve some hotel rooms, according to demand. Deets for that will be announced as they are worked out.
Trail Deets:
Start Location: Taste at Infusion's Parking Lot (1401 Roseneath Rd. Richmond, VA 23230)
Direction: A-to-B
Length: 4ish miles
Shiggy: .69, gotta stay pretty
Pre-Lube/Hangover: Pending approval. Expect both.
Green Dress Run
6:30pm - Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3: GDR Eve (and AGM!)
Turd Gear and First Eye Blind are stepping down as mismanagement of Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3, but we'll be welcuming incoming GM Half a Liter from the Peter!
To celebrate, Gear and Liter will be co-haring a trail and then we'll drink beer and eat hot dogs in Gear's backyard.
Hash Cash: $5 (price not included with regos)
Location: 5037 Twelveoaks Road, Midlothian, VA
Hares: Turd Gear and Half a Liter from the Peter
Trail: A to A Distance: 3.5 Miles
Shiggy: 3.5
Dogs: Yes (adventurous doggos only, no pupsters)
Horrors: No
Bring: visitors, virgins, cranium lamps, shiggy socks, whistles
1pm - Green Dress RUN FO' YO LIFE!
1pm - BIBH3 #42 - GDR#n Hangover - A GL-WHORE-IOUS Trail
Welcum wankers and visitwhores from other kennels, I am 17 Cumming on 18 and Spunk Monkey are teaming up to lay a boob-yful trot around the James. Bonus points to those who are still wearing their green dresses. SUPER MEGA ULTRA BONERS Points to those who show up wearing some other wanker's green dress from GDR#n! (Be aware that the weather is calling for cold AF)
Hash Cash: $5 (Not included in rego)
Hares - I am 17 Cumming on 18 and the Delaware Gaysian
Shiggy: 2.69
Dogs: Acceptable if they can handle rocks.
STARTING TIME OF 1 O' COCK PEE EMM!
Starting Location: 22nd Street and Riverside Drive, RVA (James River Park System 22nd St Entrance)
What to Bring: Whistles, Visitors, Virgins, $5, Vessels, Cameras (It'll be pretty - just secure them, please - don't want them floating down the James)
including:
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Intimate Anal Extractor
(RH3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Green Nuts & Ham
(cHARLOTtesville HHH)
McNasty
(RH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Burqa jerka
(RH3)
Miss Leagues
(RH3)
RICO
(RH3)
Rektal Spielunker (w/Awesomeness Prime)
(POHOH3)
Soobs b4 boobs
(RH3)
Half a Liter from the Peter
(RH3)
Hot For Bleacher
(RH3)
Jen
(RH3)
Balls Depot
(RH3)
Ruby FlooZey
(RH3)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Fucked the Son of a Preacher Man
(TH3)
Suck it for the stars
(CTrH3)
Justin
(RH3)
Dah dah dah dah dahhh, I'm fucking it
(RH3)
Bear Back Fanny Packed
(CHHH)
Just Derek
(RH3)
Queef Latifa
(Rh3)
SnatchSquatch
(RIH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin H3)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
I-Feel Tower
(Springfield HHH)
Lick Stick
(Carolina Larrikins)
Wil-I-Am
(RH3)
Captain Anairica
(RH3)
Froggy style
(FEH3)
Pubic enemy number one
(Rh3)
Banana
(RH3)
Bitme Houston
(RH3)
Kevin
(RH3)
Lost Penis
(Hockessin H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Pee-Pee Merman
(RH3)
The hare is scary
(RH3)
Monica
(RH3)
Renee
(RH3)
Tesla Twat
(FEH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Nojan Man
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(RH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Clitford
(RH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
quack whacker
(RH3)
Jesus, Take the Squeal
(BIBH3)
Stressful penetration
(Rh3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(BH4)
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