Cost: $30
Shiggy:
Ladies & Gentlemen…
Boys & Girls…
Ladyboys & Tomgirls & everyone in between…
The time has come for you to GRAB THAT GREEN DRESS AND GET YOUR BOOTY TO RICHMOND!!
RH3’s annual Green Dress Run is in full fling y’all. We’re talking fancy freak-em dress-wearin, high heels and pearls-sportin, clutch in hand, beer in mouth, flat out time of yo LIFE, gurl! You miss out on this, you might DIE DOH!!
For the low price of $30 you get all of this:
Rego NOW! Rego caps at 150 wankers! You MUST rego to attend! NO WALK-UPS, NO EXCEPTIONS!
As always, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING! There will be crash space available – coordinate with misman or your RH3 penpals. Otherwise, we do intend to reserve some hotel rooms, according to demand. Deets for that will be announced as they are worked out.
Trail Deets:
Start Location: Taste at Infusion's Parking Lot (1401 Roseneath Rd. Richmond, VA 23230)
Direction: A-to-B
Length: 4ish miles
Shiggy: .69, gotta stay pretty
Pre-Lube/Hangover: Pending approval. Expect both.
Green Dress Run
6:30pm - Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3: GDR Eve (and AGM!)
Turd Gear and First Eye Blind are stepping down as mismanagement of Titanic Memorial Full Moon H3, but we'll be welcuming incoming GM Half a Liter from the Peter!
To celebrate, Gear and Liter will be co-haring a trail and then we'll drink beer and eat hot dogs in Gear's backyard.
Hash Cash: $5 (price not included with regos)
Location: 5037 Twelveoaks Road, Midlothian, VA
Hares: Turd Gear and Half a Liter from the Peter
Trail: A to A Distance: 3.5 Miles
Shiggy: 3.5
Dogs: Yes (adventurous doggos only, no pupsters)
Horrors: No
Bring: visitors, virgins, cranium lamps, shiggy socks, whistles
1pm - Green Dress RUN FO' YO LIFE!
1pm - BIBH3 #42 - GDR#n Hangover - A GL-WHORE-IOUS Trail
Welcum wankers and visitwhores from other kennels, I am 17 Cumming on 18 and Spunk Monkey are teaming up to lay a boob-yful trot around the James. Bonus points to those who are still wearing their green dresses. SUPER MEGA ULTRA BONERS Points to those who show up wearing some other wanker's green dress from GDR#n! (Be aware that the weather is calling for cold AF)
Hash Cash: $5 (Not included in rego)
Hares - I am 17 Cumming on 18 and the Delaware Gaysian
Shiggy: 2.69
Dogs: Acceptable if they can handle rocks.
STARTING TIME OF 1 O' COCK PEE EMM!
Starting Location: 22nd Street and Riverside Drive, RVA (James River Park System 22nd St Entrance)
What to Bring: Whistles, Visitors, Virgins, $5, Vessels, Cameras (It'll be pretty - just secure them, please - don't want them floating down the James)
including:
Dah dah dah dah dahhh, I'm fucking it
(RH3)
Clitford
(RH3)
Just Derek
(RH3)
Half a Liter from the Peter
(RH3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Queef Latifa
(Rh3)
Fucked the Son of a Preacher Man
(TH3)
Lick Stick
(Carolina Larrikins)
The hare is scary
(RH3)
Lost Penis
(Hockessin H3)
Justin
(RH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Suck it for the stars
(CTrH3)
Monica
(RH3)
Wil-I-Am
(RH3)
Kevin
(RH3)
Cokeadoodle Do Me
(RH3)
RICO
(RH3)
Renee
(RH3)
Intimate Anal Extractor
(RH3)
Burqa jerka
(RH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
McNasty
(RH3)
Bitme Houston
(RH3)
Balls Depot
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Rektal Spielunker (w/Awesomeness Prime)
(POHOH3)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
Jesus, Take the Squeal
(BIBH3)
Soobs b4 boobs
(RH3)
quack whacker
(RH3)
Miss Leagues
(RH3)
Pee-Pee Merman
(RH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(BH4)
Froggy style
(FEH3)
Tesla Twat
(FEH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin H3)
Pen Island
(TH3)
Ruby FlooZey
(RH3)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
I-Feel Tower
(Springfield HHH)
Pubic enemy number one
(Rh3)
Jen
(RH3)
Nojan Man
(RH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Bear Back Fanny Packed
(CHHH)
Stressful penetration
(Rh3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(RH3)
Captain Anairica
(RH3)
Banana
(RH3)
She Likes it in the Benjamin
(BIBH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Green Nuts & Ham
(cHARLOTtesville HHH)
Hot For Bleacher
(RH3)
SnatchSquatch
(RIH3)
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