Cost: $105*
Hare(s):
Carrot Top in the bottom, Paddle That Bitch, You're Gonna Die, We Met on Tinder, No Apparent Sexual Awareness (NASA), BOB Jobs
Come join RH3 as we return to the beautiful lakeside property for the Sausage Fest fall campout, September 11-13. There will be delicious drinks, sausage-themed games, and trails, oh my! Come run these hidden hash trails of the forest, come drink of this sweet nectar we call BEER!!
We will begin Friday by filling you with sausages, then entertaining you with music and games. Don’t worry, we’ll stumble, I mean walk off our meal with more libations during the shooting star trail Friday evening (please bring a delicious concoction to share).
Saturday will be a fun filled day of fuckery drinking Hashtoberfest beer, chillin in the lake, playing games and of course a trail. We will cap off the evening with further music, sausage-themed games, costume contests, a Eurovision karaoke contest and a late night half-mind rendezvous.
Sunday GTFO and go to the nearby Hilly Billy H3 trail! We are hashers, not trashers, so please help us maintain a clean facility as we depart this amazing lakefront property. See all you half-minds there.
CONTESTS
Hashtoberfest Costume
Eurovision Karaoke
GAMES
Blackout Bingo (track your weekend debauchery)
Stein Holding
Sword Fighting (the dirty kind)
Genital Jousting (projector game)
Team Sausage Eating (Lady & the Tramp style)
MEALS
Fri Dinner: Sausages and German Sides
Sat Breakfast: Fruits, Cereals
Sat Brunch: Big Catered Brunch (with some sausages, of course)
Sun Dinner: More Sausages, but Wrapped in Gluten (glutards accommodated)!
Sun Breakfast: Fruits, Cereals, Leftovers
ACCOMODATIONS
Lake (some surface vessels provided)
Ample space for tents and RVs (no hookups)
Large Firepit
Indoor Bathrooms (plus additional porta-potties)
Indoor Shower
Outdoor Shower (for you voyeurs)
Price: $105 (increases 9/1)
Request to Join the Facebook group HERE.
Location is the same as last year
**Hashtoberfest**
Sunblock, bug spray, bathing suit, floatation device, whistle, camping gear (Tent or hammock. RVs are also welcome, but no hookups are available)
New Canton, VA
Start Location TBA
4:00pm - 7:00pm - Registration
7:00pm - 8:30pm - Dinner
8:30pm - 10:00pm - Music and Games
10:00pm - 11:00pm - Shooting Star Trail (Hare: Tinder)
11:00pm - 1:00am - Dance Party
8:00am - 10:00am Light Breakfast
9:00am - 11:00am - Hab Bazaar / Registration
11:00am - 1:00pm - Brunch
2:00pm - 5:00pm - Shiggy trail (Hare: Carrot Top In The Bottom & NASA)
5:00pm - 7:00pm - Patch Challenges / Games
6:00pm - 7:00pm - Oktoberfest Beer Tasting
7:00pm - 8:30pm - Dinner
8:30pm - 9:30pm - MORE Games!!
9:30pm - 11:00pm - Costume Contest followed by Eurovision Karaoke Contest
11:00pm - NAKED TRAIL!!! (Hare: Paddle That Bitch)
8:00am - 10:00am - Breakfast
10:00am - 11:00am - Fat Boy Hangover Trail (Hare: BOB Jobs)
11:00am - Final Closing Circle
12:00pm - GTFO
Please help clean up the site as you gather your things!
Post Campout trail hosted by the one and only HILLBILLY H3!
Location: The Shed,
29699 N James Madison Hwy, New Canton, VA 23123
Times:
11:69 AM - Show
12:30 PM - Hares Away
12:45 PM - Pack Away
Cost: $5, Not Included in Rego
including:
Leaf it in Yur Arse
(RH3)
Fuck G-Strings, Dude (temp)
(Richmond H3)
Let the Bowels Hit the Floor
(Richmond H3)
Daygleaux Hobo
(RH3)
Been a Whore Since 84
(7H4)
Purple Pants Pickle
(RH3)
Whoa Black Titty Bam-a-Mamm
(BIBH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many