Like a mayfly, you'll likely be 'dead' at the end of it so..... but as long as you die at closing circle, we'll consider our work successful and a good time was had by all, including Jack.

On a serious note: We want everybody to have fun and not actually die, so READ THIS STUFF!!!

So what do you need to know for Friday-Saturday? Glad you asked because I love typing up long messages with silly phrasing that you have to pick out the gems of wisdom that will keep you alive.

1) We are starting at National Marking Products. We are circling up RIGHT AT 1PM. So don't be late! In fact, be EARLY as shenanigans will start before that. This is where you can leave your cars for the next 24 hours and can crawl back to (or be driven back to) in shame if you have to leave the hash early. We will be doing a quick rego check-in right before circle.

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2) What to bring:

• Water bottle or camel pack. Hydration is SOOOOOOO important on this. We are going to be providing lots of water and refills over the 24 hours, so have something to carry it in. Like typical Richmond weather, it is going to try and kill you, so don't let the heat beat you!


• SUNSCREEN!!!!!! Seriously, have you seen Coke's legs? Don't be like Coke. :) (Love you Coke!). Bring and wear sunscreen. You don't need it at night, but wear it then too, just in case you get a moonburn.


• Comfy shoes, and possibly a change of shoes. There is going to be shiggy. Last year people got lots of blisters from not wearing the right shoes. Seriously it was a bloody mess.


• Change of clothes (a couple actually)!!! There is going to be shiggy so changing out is good after that, but frankly, you all are going to start to get sweaty and smell. A change of clothes partway through will raise not only your spirits but of those wankers who are next to you. Pack into a carry-on or smaller sized bag LABELED with your name/info.


• Have your phones with you in some fashion (see below)


• COME HYDRATED AND READY FOR A LOT OF EXERCISE!!! Eat right beforehand.

3) We are REQUIRING everybody wait at all song checks and at the BH on trail. The hares are under instructions to have only 1 song check between beer stops / circles. It is VITALLY important that people get from A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-A (yep we are ending up back to the actual start) each trail so keeping the pack somewhat together is important. Walkers: Not expecting you to be crazy racist, but keep up the pace, hehe. We've got places to be and wankers to get drunk.

4) Start locations for each trail are being broadcasted by SMS and email 30 minutes before each trail. Feel free to have tech on trail for this (throw it in the beer / support car on shiggy trails).

5) FOOD!!! All this energy needs FOOD!!! We are going to have snacks & chips available as well as some grab-n-go sandwiches. If you have any serious "I'm going to die allergies" message us and we'll do our best to tell you not to eat something with that in it. Please make sure to have your CC / cash on you for stops at 7-11 or similar.

6) Arrange crash space. Driving tired is more dangerous than driving drunk. We have a lot of local hashers and we can help find some place to put your sleepy craniums once all this wraps up. Please do NOT drive exhausted!

7) Use bathrooms as they are available. Many trails will not have bathrooms available so keep that in mind. A lot are out in the woods, others we will be targeting every port-a-john and public restroom we can find and run trail by them.

8) It is REQUIRED that everyone fills out the emergency contact form: https://forms.gle/GTgkDFeLznpXfRmYA

Most importantly of all: Have fun and survive!!! Misman will be present on all trails, so reach out to us with anything that comes up and we'll help keep things running smoothly.

On-On
TFC - RH3