Peoria H3's Annual Red Dress Run

Weekend Lineup:

Friday: Red Faire Herald Run

Harken, ye fair maidens and bold blades! Prepare thy limbs for a most invigorating run, a precursor to the grand Scarlet Gown Gallop! Led by the noble Pinot Phile and the valiant Money Shot, this jaunt promises mirth and merriment.

Purchase thy own provisions - a crust of bread, a flagon of ale, or what have ye - for sustenance at the starting public house and the finish line. All refreshments along the path shall be provided by thy gracious pre-payment.

Bring forth your hobby steeds and unfurl thy noble banners, that we may herald Saturday's grand event!

Let not thy heart be troubled, for this race is most conveniently situated near thy weekend's lodging.

Saturday: Red Faire Run: My Kingdom for a Hash

Hark! Ye knaves and varlets! A grand decree hath been issued for this year's Scarlet Gown Gallop! Shall ye grace the revels as a lowly swain or a noble of high degree? This annum's footrace doth bestow its boons upon the benevolent societies of the Central Illinois Friends and the goodly foundation of Lula. Wilt thou not join our company? RU?

The main event features trail in downtown Peoria, booze (plus water and soft drinks), dinner, snacks, swag, and a raffle. Leftover booze and snacks will be available at the hash hotel, as we'll have access to a conference room on the ground floor.

Sunday: Brunch Hangover Hash

London rules! We provide the company, you pay for your drinks and food!

Cost:

$10 for PreLube Trail on Friday, September 12th
$69 for Red Dress Run on Saturday, September 13th, if paid by July 12th

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send payment via PayPal to @blakekennedy1 or Venmo @HashCashPH3. PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION / TURN OFF THE PURCHASE OPTION. You will show up on the Rego list once your payment is received and dutifully recorded on parchment by your royal scribe - Lust in Translation.

Important Rules:

• Must be 21 years of age or older. No exceptions!


• No firearms! Let your hobby horse be thy weapon should you challenge another hasher to a playful duel!


• No glitter! You're welcome to sparkle though!


• No nudity! Wear your fairest red dress instead!



• No dogs or other animals (service animals only)! Unless you have a hedgehog! Those are allowed!




• Consent is not just sexy, it's mandatory!

Any hasher who violates any of these rules will be asked to leave and may be banned from future events!

Ren Faire

A red dress, hobby horse (for Friday), bones and whistle, sunscreen, cash for raffle tickets, good luck, and a winning attitude!