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DC Red Dress Oktoberfest 2022

10/08 01:00 PM to 10/08 08:00 PM

A Red Dress Run event

Cost: $120*

Shiggy:

Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!

What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!

Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!

Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10

Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me

Hashtivus
$59

COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.

Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000


Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!

ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!

Location Details

WunderGarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Dew Drop Inn

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Motel 6

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1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002

Public Event

See the full list!

141 Hashers came

including:

GFA

(EWH3)

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Ginja Ninja

(DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Tampon-on

(MVH3)

Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

8aPus

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

McPussy with Fries

Over The Hump H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Fester The Molester

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3 )

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Just May

(EWH3)

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

What’s A Boner ?

(EWH3)

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Pork N' mindy

(MVH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Money Shot Barbie

(AH3)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

S&Mom

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Beer mile

Red Roper

(WH4)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

TSA

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(KWH3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Just Dan

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
AAArrrrh, aye, there b...

Chain Bang

(KWH3)

Just Brady

(None)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Hands

(Hockessin)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just Sandy

(None)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

(WH4)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chix Won’t Stick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Roll over bitch

(DCRW)

Eat My Twat

(Baltimore Annapol...)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Peek A Poo

(OTH4)

Scat'n Mouse

(Agana Hash House ...)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Mike

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the best drinking star...

Pita

(DCH4)

Honey Bunches Of Cunt

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dude, That Guy

(DCRW)

Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

I've Fallen and can't get off

(TH3)

Princess Albert

Mount Vernon H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

That's a Whore A

(Charm City H3)