Cost: $120*
Shiggy:
Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!
What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!
Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!
Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)
Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10
Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me
Hashtivus
$59
COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.
Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000
Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!
ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!
including:
Dude, That Guy
(DCRW)
bearfucker
(NYCH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Money Shot Barbie
(AH3)
That's a Whore A
(Charm City H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Sandy
(None)
Tampon-on
(MVH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
TSA
(EWH3)
Red Roper
(WH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Mathturbator
(BAH3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(TBH3)
Honey Bunches Of Cunt
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Immoral Support
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Spit ‘n Spin
(EWH3)
Brokehip Mounthim
(OTH4)
United States Possum Service
(WH4)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
Just Brady
(None)
Open whore policy
(SHIT)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Just Hannah
(EWH3)
Chain Bang
(KWH3)
Cunnil-Won't-Us
(TH3)
Leaning Tower of Please Ya
(EWH3)
Just Greg
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Anal Fission
(EWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(HomelessH3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
Whoregon Trail
(EWH3)
8aPus
(EWH3)
Peek A Poo
(OTH4)
Turkey Twat
(MoA2H3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Scat'n Mouse
(Agana Hash House ...)
Just Caitlin
(WH4)
Just May
(EWH3)
Just Campbell
(EWH3)
Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)
Just Dan
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
(EWH3)
Eat My Twat
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Roll over bitch
(DCRW)
I've Fallen and can't get off
(TH3)
Ginja Ninja
(DCRW)
What’s A Boner ?
(EWH3)
Glue Factory Gum Job
(WH4)
Horny Hands
(Hockessin)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Pork N' mindy
(MVH3)
Just Sarah
(KWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Chestnuts
(STBH3 )
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