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DC Red Dress Oktoberfest 2022

10/08 01:00 PM to 10/08 08:00 PM

A Red Dress Run event

Cost: $120*

Shiggy:

Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!

What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!

Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!

Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10

Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me

Hashtivus
$59

COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.

Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000


Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!

ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!

Location Details

WunderGarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Dew Drop Inn

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Motel 6

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1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002

Public Event

See the full list!

141 Hashers came

including:

8aPus

(EWH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

I've Fallen and can't get off

(TH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

GFA

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Glue Factory Gum Job

(WH4)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

That's a Whore A

(Charm City H3)

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

S&Mom

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Beer mile

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Just May

(EWH3)

Pork N' mindy

(MVH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Money Shot Barbie

(AH3)

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dude, That Guy

(DCRW)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Honey Bunches Of Cunt

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fester The Molester

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Roll over bitch

(DCRW)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Virgin Mike

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the best drinking star...

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Chix Won’t Stick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tampon-on

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

TSA

(EWH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

What’s A Boner ?

(EWH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Eat My Twat

(Baltimore Annapol...)

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3 )

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Princess Albert

Mount Vernon H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(DCRW)

Peek A Poo

(OTH4)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Scat'n Mouse

(Agana Hash House ...)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

McPussy with Fries

Over The Hump H3
...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

(WH4)

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sarah

(KWH3)

Horny Hands

(Hockessin)

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Chain Bang

(KWH3)

Just Brady

(None)

Just Sandy

(None)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
AAArrrrh, aye, there b...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

Just Dan

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)