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DC Red Dress Oktoberfest 2022

10/08 01:00 PM to 10/08 08:00 PM

A Red Dress Run event

Cost: $120*

Shiggy:

Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!

What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!

Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!

Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10

Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me

Hashtivus
$59

COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.

Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000


Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!

ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!

Location Details

WunderGarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Dew Drop Inn

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Motel 6

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1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002

Public Event

See the full list!

141 Hashers came

including:

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Peek A Poo

(OTH4)

I've Fallen and can't get off

(TH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

Just Dan

(EWH3)

Tampon-on

(MVH3)

Red Roper

(WH4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Virgin Mike

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the best drinking star...

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

Chain Bang

(KWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Chestnuts

(STBH3 )

Dude, That Guy

(DCRW)

Horny Hands

(Hockessin)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Fester The Molester

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

What’s A Boner ?

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Sandy

(None)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Brady

(None)

Pita

(DCH4)

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Scat'n Mouse

(Agana Hash House ...)

Ginja Ninja

(DCRW)

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

8aPus

(EWH3)

That's a Whore A

(Charm City H3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Just Sarah

(KWH3)

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TSA

(EWH3)

Chix Won’t Stick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Eat My Twat

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Pork N' mindy

(MVH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Money Shot Barbie

(AH3)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Honey Bunches Of Cunt

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

GFA

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
AAArrrrh, aye, there b...

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll over bitch

(DCRW)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

McPussy with Fries

Over The Hump H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

S&Mom

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Beer mile

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Just May

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Princess Albert

Mount Vernon H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...