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DC Red Dress Oktoberfest 2022

10/08 01:00 PM to 10/08 08:00 PM

A Red Dress Run event

Cost: $120*

Shiggy:

Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!

What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!

Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!

Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10

Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me

Hashtivus
$59

COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.

Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000


Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!

ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!

Location Details

WunderGarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Dew Drop Inn

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Motel 6

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1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002

Public Event

See the full list!

141 Hashers came

including:

Special Red

White House H3
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DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3 )

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
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A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Just Sandy

(None)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Peek A Poo

(OTH4)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Scat'n Mouse

(Agana Hash House ...)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Pita

(DCH4)

Just Sarah

(KWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Roll over bitch

(DCRW)

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

Chain Bang

(KWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Brady

(None)

Horny Hands

(Hockessin)

McPussy with Fries

Over The Hump H3
...

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Red Roper

(WH4)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Just Dan

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

That's a Whore A

(Charm City H3)

I've Fallen and can't get off

(TH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

Princess Albert

Mount Vernon H3
...

Money Shot Barbie

(AH3)

Honey Bunches Of Cunt

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Glue Factory Gum Job

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

What’s A Boner ?

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
AAArrrrh, aye, there b...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Pork N' mindy

(MVH3)

Fester The Molester

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

TSA

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Tampon-on

(MVH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Dude, That Guy

(DCRW)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Eat My Twat

(Baltimore Annapol...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

S&Mom

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Beer mile

Just May

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
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Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
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CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Chix Won’t Stick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Virgin Mike

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the best drinking star...

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
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Ginja Ninja

(DCRW)

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
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Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

8aPus

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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