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DC Red Dress Oktoberfest 2022

10/08 01:00 PM to 10/08 08:00 PM

A Red Dress Run event

Cost: $120*

Shiggy:

Wankers! This year Red Dress is changing things up with dual venues and an awesome A-Z trail! Starting at WunderGarten for their Oktoberfest party and ending at Dew Drop Inn for the main event. I really want to see frills and how lederhosen look over red dresses. The festivities will last and extra hour than last year and go from 1-8pm!

What do you get?
- Open bar: rail liquor, glutard option, and our favorite... BEER
- Walkers and runners trail
- Oktoberfest themed beer check
- Food from Dew Drop’s food truck
- Dance party
- Cooler!

Donations
Women’s rights are still under attack for another year, so all donations will go to supporting locals' access to affordable health care! DC Red Dress Run donations will support Planned Parenthood of Metropolitan Washington, D.C. If you have a problem with that I don’t care, you plan the event!

Hashtivus
For one low price of $59 you get prepaid admission to 4 extra amazing trails and one naughty event:
Thursday, ~7 pm - Trail hosted by Everyday is Wednesday (EWH3)
Friday, 7 pm Full Moon Trail and 8 pm - Midnight BLT party at (Hook Hall 3400 Georgia Ave NW)
Sunday 10 am - Hangover H3 Mimosa trail (Starting at Hash Hotel)
Sunday 3 pm - Trail hosted by White House (WH4)

Give Away!
The first 125 regos get an awesome gift. This year, COOLERS! We also have a few of our Dry bags left from last year available for $10

Prices
$100, $20 less than last year! Fuck you inflation, I blame Russia, don’t get political with me

Hashtivus
$59

COVID
Proof of vaccinations are no longer required but are recommended. Both venues have outdoor space for us because I’m still a pure blood prince that hasn’t gotten the plague and I don’t plan to catch it from any of you! Be smart, wear a mask if someone else is, give people space and don’t be a dick.

Hash Hotel
Motel 6 Union Market is close to start, metro and Union market is dope for the out of towners. Plus I assure you it is slightly less sticky than the horrible hash hotel I chose last year (sorry about that!). Book Now
1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002
(202) 544-2000


Since we start at WunderGarten we are gonna be rocking our Bavarian red dresses with our theme being Red Dress Oktoberfest!

ID, SMALL bag so we can transport your stuff to the second bar, bring cash to tip any extra you want but the bar is on us!

Location Details

WunderGarten

1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Dew Drop Inn

2801 8th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Motel 6

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1345 4th street ne, Washington, DC, 20002

Public Event

See the full list!

141 Hashers came

including:

Dude, That Guy

(DCRW)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Tit Tack Smuggler

DC Road Whores
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Humpty Bunky

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Sphincter Shy

(EWH3)

Money Shot Barbie

(AH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Quantum Whizics

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

That's a Whore A

(Charm City H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Sandy

(None)

Tampon-on

(MVH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

TSA

(EWH3)

Red Roper

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

#SquadHoles

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

7 Shooters up the ass

White House H3
...

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

DO UNTIL [ $N = 3 ];

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Chix Won’t Stick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Honey Bunches Of Cunt

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Spit ‘n Spin

(EWH3)

Brokehip Mounthim

(OTH4)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Just Brady

(None)

Open whore policy

(SHIT)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Narco LimpDick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
It works just fine

Chain Bang

(KWH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cunnil-Won't-Us

(TH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Greg

(EWH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Whoregon Trail

(EWH3)

8aPus

(EWH3)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Peek A Poo

(OTH4)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Scat'n Mouse

(Agana Hash House ...)

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caitlin

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fester The Molester

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Just May

(EWH3)

Just Campbell

(EWH3)

Virile Irish Viking Ireland Ain't Near!(Vivian)

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
AAArrrrh, aye, there b...

Just Dan

(EWH3)

Hell's Anal

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

Virgin Mike

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the best drinking star...

Eat My Twat

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll over bitch

(DCRW)

I've Fallen and can't get off

(TH3)

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Ginja Ninja

(DCRW)

S&Mom

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Beer mile

What’s A Boner ?

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

(WH4)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Hands

(Hockessin)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Welcome Homo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Pork N' mindy

(MVH3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Princess Albert

Mount Vernon H3
...

Just Sarah

(KWH3)

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

McPussy with Fries

Over The Hump H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Bitch Pleaser

Charm City H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3 )