What is in a name….well in this one, a whole shit of a bunch! The Reading Hash House Harriers have a long and storied tradition of being incredibly creative with their trail names for milestone events. The 20 Grand Masters (1 For Every 50 Trails in RH3 history) who have inspired the ignorant over the last 30some years, have had such memorable names for big events…#100, #250, #500, #750...I know, these old fucks really worked hard at that shit!
In the “New Era” (Post #850) with the dawn of social media and mass advertising, we are finally cumming into our own! I know you’re asking at some point “Are you going to fucking tell me what “34 DD” means, besides a nice pair of breasts’s???
Ok we are celebrating 3 big fucking events here all wrapped into 1 great weekend…
1: The 50th and final trail in the RAIN of Toe FU..our All-Knowing, Well-Grammared, Weather-Summoning, Dog Collar-Wielding, Kinder & Gentler Grand Master!
2: The 34th Birthday and Analversary of RH3!
3: AND Our 1000th Trail as a Kennel (The math was independently checked... we are dead on!)
I = 1, V = 5, X = 10, L = 50, C = 100, D = 500, M =1000
34 = The Years we have been Hashing
DD = (500+500=1000) Our 1000th Trail as a Kennel
(Why not use an M? There are no M Bra sizes….)
I GIVE YOU…….“34DD”!!!
Well…..we like it! By this point you’re ready to find out some goddam info! As the title reads, this is not just a trail, it’s a CAMPOUT!! The Olivet Blue Mountain Camp in Hamburg, PA will be our host and we have the HOLE place to ourselves! There will be a cap on this event at 150 degenerates. The 1st 100 of you get a guaranteed bunk if you so wish, the other 50 will be camping. We have a main cabin and some out cabins. Don’t ask... we’ll stick you wherever we please! Unlike last year’s tent-o-cold water and perky nipples...and a muddy Slip N Slide...we actually have shower facilities for all this year!
Here is the down and dirty on what you get for your $80. Check in will be Saturday at 11AM, Collect your Complimentary Hab and Toe Tag. (So when a bear comes down off the Appalachian trail and eats you, we can comb his shit to see who you were) Beer and some hash protein will start to flow at that time as well. Eagle, Turkey and Snail trails will be run FROM CAMP somewhere around 2PM...Hamms aflowing still. Don’t feel like doing trail? Don’t leave camp...WE DONT CARE!! After trail and Circle, various games will ensue. A catered dinner around 6pm, Bonfire around 7, DJ around 8pm, and a Midnight Naked Trail at 11?? And you know….other shit sprinkled in.
If that was not enough to cover your $80...when you awake from your cozy bunk, covered in who knows what, by who knows who... we will be serving a full cooked breakfast...assuming some of us are sober enough to cook. A Fatboy trail will follow, around 9:30, and then it's Hasta La Vista, Bitches!! Camp must be empty by noon.
Some extra bit’s….If you’re not one of the 1st 100 to Rego or wish to camp, a normal tent will do. If you’re in the 100, bring a sleeping bag or sheets and a pillow, dumb ass. If you want to bring some type of RV thingy to sleep in, give us a yell. We will do what we can. “What if I can’t make the whole event?” WE DONT CARE... pay your Rego and come and go as you please. NO FIREWORKS, NO DOGS…. cuz trees burn and stepping in dogshit sucks.
PS: Since we are moving our traditional analversary trail for this event, there will be a Bookends Piss Up Hash Friday 9/21, 6:15, from that place where it all began, Reading Blvd. & Plymouth Place, Wyomissing. Crash Space on you.
We are very close with our surrounding hashers & kennels (some closer that we are comfortable with). We look forward to celebrating our Birthday, the end of a Great Reign by ToeFU, our 1000th trail, and all the GMs that got us here, with everyone. Sign the fuck up and Lets drink Bitches!!!
(Spelling and Grammar, selectively altered by Toe FU)
Olivet Blue mountain Camp, Mountain Road, Hamburg (It's the big cabin behind the lake)
Sign your waiver, collect your complementary swag and feel free to browse our charming gift shop...
Pick your option...fast...slow...short...long. All will be supplied with lovely scenery and ample beverages! Afterward, Circle Up and pay for your sins...
Events will include the "Don't Fucking Drown" Lake Race, Monster Beer Pong, the 2 Headed (Head, who said Head?) Relay, and who knows what else!!
Barbecue Brisket, Pork and Chicken...Mac & Cheese, Baked Beans, Cole Slaw.....Faceplant Cake (ask an old time RH3er)...and of course, BEER! While Hamms is still the Nectar of the Gods, we will be featuring fine local craft beer for your dining pleasure.
Because....hashers aren't the only thing getting lit tonight!
Eat a flaming marshmallow...safety third!!
Drinking, Dancing, Clothing Definitely Optional Volleyball!!
Clothing is NOT an option here.
Cause for Blindness WILL be bubble wrapped this time!!!
Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Home Fries, Coffee, Juice, Bloody Marys and Mimosas!!
Can ya Catch Crack???
Anyone here by 12:01 better be helping clean shit up....