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Foot Fairy

ReadingH3

Let's Drink Bitches!

ReadingH3 RH3 #1000 The "34DD" Campout! 2018

09/22 11:00 AM

A ReadingH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $80*

What is in a name….well in this one, a whole shit of a bunch! The Reading Hash House Harriers have a long and storied tradition of being incredibly creative with their trail names for milestone events. The 20 Grand Masters (1 For Every 50 Trails in RH3 history) who have inspired the ignorant over the last 30some years, have had such memorable names for big events…#100, #250, #500, #750...I know, these old fucks really worked hard at that shit!

In the “New Era” (Post #850) with the dawn of social media and mass advertising, we are finally cumming into our own! I know you’re asking at some point “Are you going to fucking tell me what “34 DD” means, besides a nice pair of breasts’s???

Ok we are celebrating 3 big fucking events here all wrapped into 1 great weekend…

1: The 50th and final trail in the RAIN of Toe FU..our All-Knowing, Well-Grammared, Weather-Summoning, Dog Collar-Wielding, Kinder & Gentler Grand Master!
2: The 34th Birthday and Analversary of RH3!
3: AND Our 1000th Trail as a Kennel (The math was independently checked... we are dead on!)

I = 1, V = 5, X = 10, L = 50, C = 100, D = 500, M =1000
34 = The Years we have been Hashing
DD = (500+500=1000) Our 1000th Trail as a Kennel
(Why not use an M? There are no M Bra sizes….again, we checked)
I GIVE YOU…….“34DD”!!!

Well…..we like it! By this point you’re ready to find out some goddam info! As the title reads, this is not just a trail, it’s a CAMPOUT!! The Olivet Blue Mountain Camp in Hamburg, PA will be our host and we have the HOLE place to ourselves! There will be a cap on this event at 150 degenerates. The 1st 100 of you get a guaranteed bunk if you so wish, the other 50 will be camping. We have a main cabin and some out cabins. Don’t ask... we’ll stick you wherever we please! Unlike last year’s tent-o-cold water and perky nipples...and a muddy Slip N Slide...we actually have shower facilities for all this year!

We will update this with a more detailed agenda as we get closer, but here is the down and dirty on what you get for your $70. Check in will be Saturday at 11AM, Collect your Complimentary Hab and Toe Tag. (So when a bear comes down off the Appalachian trail and eats you, we can comb his shit to see who you were) Beer and some hash protein will start to flow at that time as well. Turkey & Eagle trails will be run FROM CAMP somewhere around 2PM. Hamms aflowing still.!! A catered dinner around 6pm, Bonfire Around 7, DJ around 8pm, and a Midnight Naked Trail at 11?? And you know….other shit sprinkled in.

If that was not enough to cover your $70...when you awake from your cozy bunk, covered in who knows what, by who knows who... we will be serving a full cooked breakfast...assuming some of us are sober enough to cook. A Fatboy trail will follow, around 9:30, and then it's Hasta La Vista, Bitches!! Camp must be empty by noon.

Some extra bit’s….If you’re not one of the 1st 100 to Rego or wish to camp, a normal tent will do. If you’re in the 100, bring a sleeping bag or sheets and a pillow, dumb ass. If you want to bring some type of RV thingy to sleep in, give us a yell. We will do what we can. “What if I can’t make the whole event?” We don't care... pay your Rego and come and go as you please. NO FIREWORKS, NO DOGS…. cuz trees burn and stepping in dogshit sucks.

PS: Since we are moving our traditional analversary trail for this event, there will be a Bookends Piss Up Hash Friday 9/21, 6:15, from that place where it all began, Reading Blvd. & Plymouth Place, Wyomissing. Crash Space on you..

We are very close with our surrounding hashers & kennels (some closer that we are comfortable with). We look forward to celebrating our Birthday, The end of a Great Reign by ToeFU, our 1000th trail, and all the GMs that got us here, with everyone. Sign the fuck up and Lets drink Bitches!!!

OnOn FF
(Spelling and Grammar, selectively altered by Toe FU)


Start Location Details

Olivet Blue mountain Camp, Mountain Road, Hamburg

1540 Mountain Rd, Hamburg, PA 19526

Schedule of Events

Public Event

64 Hashers cumming:

Any Crack’ll Do

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

David

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Decoitous Interruptus

Reading Hash House Harriers
Did I miss ANOTHER hash?

Foot Fairy

ReadingH3
Let's Drink Bitches!

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pooperlicious

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North
Hash harder not smarter!

Analholics Anonymous

(H5)

Bad Semen

(RH3)

Breast Stroaker

(RH3)

Bukkake

(ReadingH3)

Casting Couch

(ReadingH3)

Clampounder

(Reading)

Cougar Bait

(ReadingH3)

Cums With The Turf

(Rumson)

Dances with Whores

(RH3)

Dick On A Stick

(ReadingH3)

Dog

(ReadingH3)

Eats Grammy

(RH3)

Everyday Asshole

(RH3)

Exploited College Girl

(ReadingH3)

Flamer

(Wherethefukelse??...)

Fudgepacker

(ReadingH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Gilligan the Skipper Too

(H5/Keystone)

Glad He Ate Her

(RH3)

Gone Colioni

(RH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Hogrider

(ReadingH3)

Horn of Plenty

(RH3)

Hot For Teacher

(RH3)

Indian Quieff

(ReadingH3)

Inuendo

(RH3)

Johnson on the spot

(ReadingH3)

Just Amy

(ReadingH3)

Just Brett

(RH3)

Just Michelle

(ReadingH3)

Just Sarah

(RH3)

Legal Easy

(RH3)

LIL RED RIDING HO

(RH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(Hockessin)

NFB

(ReadingH3)

Not TWAT!

(ReadingH3)

Old News

(RH3)

One More Hole

(RH3)

Optopussy

(RH3)

Packs em in the rear

(Rouge North)

Papoosy

(ReadingH3)

Praying man tits

(ReadingH3)

Pube He Ate Her

Hockessin

She's Mine I Saw Her First

(ReadingH3)

Shrinkage

(ReadingH3)

Sinderella

(ReadingH3)

Sir Lance-A-Squat

(KH3)

Stiff On Toe Poke Her

(Keystone )

Suckie Sucker

(RH3)

ToeFU

(ReadingH3)

Tongue Job

(ReadingH3)

Unlike A Virgin

(RH3)

Wants It Bad

(ReadingH3)