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PorMe PROM 2026

07/11 11:00 AM to 07/11 07:30 PM

A PorMe Trail

Cost: $55*

Hare(s):

Untossed Salad, Motivational Mammaries, Kinkamagus

Shiggy:

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HARE HARE

I have an announcement to share today regarding one of the most anticipated trails of the year: Prom. That's right. This year, much like any other year, there will be a Prom hash.

A Prom hash? Isn't it a little late to be putting out details on a trail that takes place in mid-June?
Well Prom 2026 -you may have heard- is taking place in a little-known month by the call of July. At the behest of a great hasher we all know, the heat stroke will be part of the experience.

Aw gosh, I don't want to run around Portland in the middle of July, climbing Munjoy Hill, circling Back Cove, gazing out at the Portlantic Ocean from Fort Allen Park, all with a lubricant layer of sweat on my flesh.
Oh boy, do I have a second piece of information for you. This year's Prom will take place in the ever-so-lightly sullied town of Freeport, ME, home of L.L. Bean's, the Desert of Maine, and that one McDonald's that might best be described as a fast food joint built in a residential home's frame. These are just a few things we might see as we show this unsuspecting, potentially-pearl-clutching community what we'll do for beer in pretty dresses.

But how are we going to get to Freeport?!
Two words: Amtrak. Downeaster.

This thing goes up and down our sweet state's salty coast, satisfying all its transportation needs, asking so little in return. My prom-posal to you: we're all going to ride this train. To Freeport. And we're going to run when we get there. We're going to...

RUN A TRAIN ON FREEPORT

Enjoy a Pre PreLube on the train with us at 11:25am or skip the train and meet us at King's Head Pub in FREEPORT


It's PROM baby! Throw on the fanciest dress you got!

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Start Location Details

Portland Transportation Center - AMTRAK DOWNEASTER (note: the train is NOT HST and will leave promptly at 11:25am) Don't want to take the train? Meet us at King's Head Pub - 115 Main St FREEPORT, ME 04032 at Noon!

100 Thompson's Point Rd Portland, ME 04102

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