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Pittsburgh Analversay Weekend! Purple Princess Bride 2026
05/29 12:00 PM to 05/31 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $150*
Hello, my name is Purple Princess. You killed my father. Actually, he’s doing just fine in the Poconos, but that’s not congruent with the theme now is it? Okay, trying again. Hello, my name is Purple Princess. You killed my father, Prepare to die you know, given my history of hashing injuries, I should be the one preparing, but alas, ya boy can’t make his mind up. How many have I had thus far? Ugh, too many. So where was I? Oh nevermind.
So THERE I was, once a lowly muggle who heard about hashing, thinking it’s odd but I’ll give it a try. That was 18 years ago and now ya Princess is the Grand Masturbator, and offering a Princess Bride (or Purple Princess Bride) weekend for the masses. There will be…food, trails with the finest hills and shiggy Pittsburgh has to offer, a costume contest, pizza, dancing, hash games, a raccoon or two (DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE) and of course…BEER!
Come on out and hope for better weather than last year. The giveaway last year was clutch, but this year it’s not a sweatshirt so hope and pray the weather cooperates, but it is Pittsburgh, so anything goes and often does. If anything is desired but not mentioned above simply go up to the nearest member of Pittsburgh misman and order them to do thy bidding, but you must start with “Farmboy”, then make your request.
The response probably won’t be “As you wish”, but more akin to a request for you to go somewhere and respectively self-fornicate, followed by an eye roll, and said member walking away. We’ve got enough to deal with after all.
Rego includes Friday and Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday night beer exchange, games, dancing, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! Cum join us!
Price Schedule:
Early bird (until 2/23 or 50 regos): $100
2/23-4/19 - $125
4/20-5/29- $150
Walkup - TBD
Guaranteed Hab cutoff: 4/14
NO REFUNDS
If you have any issues with HashRego payments via PayPal, you can send money directly to pghh3.hashcash@gmail.com with a note of who the rego payment is for.
PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, and campers bigger than a pop-up.
Camping stuff, beer for the craft beer exchange, wine for the wine share, and all your camping gear!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
2:00 PM - Kegs Tapped
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM - Registration (top of hill above pavilion)
4:00 PM - Noah’s Wine Circle (lower campground)
6:00 PM - 8:30 PM - Evening Trail
8:30 PM - Dinner (pavilion)
9:00 PM - Beer Snob Club (Craft beer share, gazebo behind the pavilion)
10:00 PM - Dance Party (pavilion)
7:30 AM - 9:30 AM - Breakfast
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM - Registration
9:00 AM- 10:30 AM - Habby Store
10:15 AM - 10:30 PM - Prepare for Launch (Trail Chalk Talk - meet at school buses)
10:30 AM - 2:00 PM - Trail
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM - Lunch at camp
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM - Naptime and/or drinking
3:00 PM - 4:30PM - Tn@ Shower Concierge Service
5:00 PM - Beer Mile Obstacle Course
5:30 PM - Hash Games
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM - Dinner
8:00 PM - Circle and New Mismanagment Intro
9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Tentative Costume Contest
9:30 PM - Pavilion Dance Party
11:00 PM - Snack
11:30 PM - Shooting Star Shot Crawl
7:30 AM - 9:30 AM - Breakfast
10:30 AM - Fatboy Trail
12:00 PM - Clean up and Go Home!
Public Event
including:
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
GPS
(Morgantown H3)
IC Haut Twat
(Morgantown H3)
Gooshy
(PITT-H3)
Spongecake No Pants
(PGHH3)
Fluffer
(Pittsburgh H3)
6 Knuckles Deep
(PittH3)
Mayor McSlutty Eyes
(Morgantown H3)
Slow Ride
(PGHH3)
Cleavage to Beaver
(BAH3)
AngelBabe
(MgtnH3)
Cosmo
(PGH H3)
Giant Ankle
(The Black Hash)
Spinning Midget
(PGHH3)
Just Julie
(H3)
Snatch Rabbit
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...
PMS
(TNatH3)
Flip-n-Zip
(EH3)
Shitty Situation
(PGHH3)
Smittem
(PGHH3)
To Pee or Not To Pee
(Charm City H3)
Hickey No Dickey
(Pitt H3)
Just Becca
(PittH3)
Cock in a Net
(PittH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Foster My Pussy
(TNatH3)
Just Thomas
(Charleston Happy ...)
Harness My Fish Whistle
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Corporal Cop Blocked
(MgtnH3)
Spermit
(PghH3 )
T-Boner
(Pgh-H3)
Fisting Foible
(PGHH3)
Just Logan
(Morgantown H3)
Figgy Put'N
(PGHH3)
Dinosoreass
(Pittsburgh H3)
Shriveled in London
(Pitt H3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Just Billy
(ICH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ogre Under
(PGHH3)
DJ SO
(PITT-H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3 )
6 Cooter
(Pgh-H3)
Polka Penis
(PGHH3)
Just Rachel
(PGHH3)
Projectile Dog Shit
(PITT-H3)
Anal Nicole
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Just Tom
(Pgh-H3)
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