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PittH3 CRAMalot 2022

07/29 07:05 PM

A PittH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $90*

PITT H3’s CRAMalot and the search for the Golden Ale.

Join King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table on their quest to fill their goblets with the holy Golden Ale. For Nearly a decade the Kingdom was rich with ales of the best, but an unexpected drought has left their bellies full of only piss and swill. Is a rival kingdom cutting off the supply? Has God himself cursed the kingdom? Or are they simply in need of a new Beermeister to replenish the coolers with finest IPA’s and Lagers?

The quest will not be easy, they are sure to encounter sole sucking mud, man eating ticks, taunting Frenchmen, and witches that may turn the brave knights into nudes. You must shave your shrubbery and your herring or the Knights who say PEE will not let you pass. You will be cursing the killer hares by the time you reach the circle of death, but if fortune looks upon you, you will discover the speed at which the unclothed local swallows.

Weekend includes: giveaway, Fancy Friday Meat 'n' Greet, Queer mile, A short, flat, and shiggy free trail, Medieval Games, naked shot crawl, beer beer beer, DJ Ray, and much much more.

Camp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 29. You will be on your own for food on Friday, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 30 through breakfast on July 31. As expected, trail will be short, flat, and shiggy free.

Precautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus, if you are under a government mandated quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!

Camp Davis is a private, gay owned & operated, clothing optional campground. We embrace everyone gay, straight or anything in-between. Our goal is to provide a friendly, safe & comfortable environment for all no matter how you identify. The campground is complete with running hot showers, dancehall and heated pool.


CRAMalot and the Search for the Golden Ale

Tent, sleeping bag, luminaries, open mind, and thirst for beer, bug spray, hand sanitizer

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Purple Princess

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Any Cock'll Do (Cockle)

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Cock in a Net

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Shriveled in London

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Cock Smitten

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Lost in the Bush

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Kink Liaison

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Porn again Christian

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Roadie Ho

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Defender of Peedom

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Anal Eaze

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Plea Barkin'

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Spermit

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Muff Warmer

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ET Bone Home

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7 Layer Dip

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Just Dan

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The Black Clap

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Hickey No Dickey

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ManGurglar

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Let's get weird

Keys to the Titty

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Asshole by Semen

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Pack My Fanny

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Just Charlie

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Tardy Titty Taster

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Lips of steel

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TightE

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Just Tony

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Click It or Dick It

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Cuffed & Battered

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