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Organizers:

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3

Loot, pillage, and plunder!

PhillyH3 Green Dress Weekend 2026

03/14 11:00 AM

A PhillyH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $120*

Hare(s):

Runner Girl, What What (Mud in the butt)

Welcome Welcome Welcome BACK!

You heard it right, Philly's Anal GREEN DRESS RUN is returning to Philadelphia for the first time in almost a decade! Join us for a blurry weekend of shenanigans and debauchery as we trek around the lovely Shitty of Brotherly Love! This is a FIVE kennel joint event from your friends at the Philly Hash, Ben Franklin Mob, Main Line Hash, Taco Tuesday, and Harrisburg/Hershey Hash House Harriers!

What is a GREEN DRESS RUN? Why it's simple, my good friend - We all dress up in our favorite green dresses (or green attire in general) and do trail through the city! Be as slutty or conservative as you desire and feel free to think outside the box for costume ideas! The green helps hide puke stains and prevents you from getting pinched!

Schedule:
March 12 (Thursday) - BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.
March 13 (Friday) -Harrisburg/Hershey Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in Harrisburg/Hershey will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus.
March 14 (Saturday) - GREEN DRESS RUN: Your rego will include a trail hared by our good friends at the Main Line Hash to include all drinks on trail, ~4 hours of open bar, a catered dinner, some rad af hab, music by DJ Trishylicious, and free cover charge for RUBA's after hours
(SATURDAY SCHEDULE BREAKDOWN LISTED BELOW)
March 15 (Sunday) - Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)**

Rego is accepted via Venmo (@Joey_Harlan, Last 4 of Phone # 7294) or by Paypal (Venmo preferred)

Unfortunately, pets are not allowed on trail, so please leave Fido at home with the peanut butter.

PLEASE NOTE: that prices are on a tiered scale and your rego price is only guaranteed when you PAY. So please don't wait until last minute to send payment, or your rego price might increase with the schedule


GREEN DRESS

ID, Wallet

Location Details

RUBA Club

416 Green St, Philadelphia, PA 19123

RUBA Club

416 Green St, Philadelphia, PA 19123

Volunteer Crash Space

Unfortunately, at this time, volunteer crash space has been fully booked. There are several hotels that are within a mile of the event start point:
The Wyndham Hotel in Philadelphia Historic District
The Holiday Inn Express at Penn’s Landing


Schedule of Events

BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.


Harrisburg/Hershey Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in H5 will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus.


11 am - 2 pm: Sign in
2 pm - 6 pm: Trail
6 pm - 7 pm: Circle, Open bar starts
7 pm - 8 pm: Dinner, Open bar
8 pm - 10 pm: Dancing, Open bar
10 pm - 3 am: Late night dancing, Pay your own way


Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)


Public Event

See the full list!

59 Hashers cumming

including:

Energetic

(BFMH3)

No Tick Pics

(MH3/ T3H3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Top Shelf

(Houston H3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
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Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

What what mud in the butt

(Main Line H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Headshart

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Loves a Lubejob

(EH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peeter On A Skeeter

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Shitty Situation

(Pittsburgh H3)

Sergeant Snatch Snitch

Ben Franklin Mob H3
maclunky

Cocks in Socks

(H5)

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

EZ Chair

(Portland Hump)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

I Would Walk 2,000 Miles... For Dick!

(TH3)

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sphincter Grease

Sphincter Grease H3
On-On To Mayhem

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

Tongue Twizzler

(EH3)

Just Jenna

(PhillyH3)

Magically Delicious

Wandering Whore Hash House Harriers
...

phWedgie

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(PhillyH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Hidden valley snatch

(BFMH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Smell My Pinky

(OregonH3)

Runner Girl

Main Line H3
...

Pretty When I’m Drunk

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Wikipedophilia

(Poo Flingers H3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Family on the River

(H5)

I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Same Girl Different Dog

(BFMH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(EWH3)

Tour de Puke

(H5)