Organizers:
PhillyH3 Green Dress Weekend 2026
03/14 11:00 AM
A PhillyH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $130*
Hare(s):
Runner Girl, What What (Mud in the butt)
Welcome Welcome Welcome BACK!
You heard it right, Philly's Anal GREEN DRESS RUN is returning to Philadelphia for the first time in almost a decade! Join us for a blurry weekend of shenanigans and debauchery as we trek around the lovely Shitty of Brotherly Love! This is a FIVE kennel joint event from your friends at the Philly Hash, Ben Franklin Mob, Main Line Hash, Taco Tuesday, and Harrisburg/Hershey Hash House Harriers!
What is a GREEN DRESS RUN? Why it's simple, my good friend - We all dress up in our favorite green dresses (or green attire in general) and do trail through the city! Be as slutty or conservative as you desire and feel free to think outside the box for costume ideas! The green helps hide puke stains and prevents you from getting pinched!
Schedule:
March 12 (Thursday) - BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.
March 13 (Friday) -Harrisburg/Hershey Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in Harrisburg/Hershey will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus.
March 14 (Saturday) - GREEN DRESS RUN: Your rego will include a trail hared by our good friends at the Main Line Hash to include all drinks on trail, ~4 hours of open bar, a catered dinner, some rad af hab, music by DJ Trishylicious, and free cover charge for RUBA's after hours
(SATURDAY SCHEDULE BREAKDOWN LISTED BELOW)
March 15 (Sunday) - Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)**
Rego is accepted via Venmo (@Joey_Harlan, Last 4 of Phone # 7294) or by Paypal (Venmo preferred)
Unfortunately, pets are not allowed on trail, so please leave Fido at home with the peanut butter.
PLEASE NOTE: that prices are on a tiered scale and your rego price is only guaranteed when you PAY. So please don't wait until last minute to send payment, or your rego price might increase with the schedule
GREEN DRESS
ID, Wallet
Location Details
Volunteer Crash Space
Unfortunately, at this time, volunteer crash space has been fully booked. There are several hotels that are within a mile of the event start point:
-The Wyndham Hotel in Philadelphia Historic District
-The Holiday Inn Express at Penn’s Landing
Additionally Spunk Monkey is looking to book an AirBnB with any interested Hashers. If you are interested in this option, please reach out to him at Petersyee@gmail.com
Schedule of Events
LOCATION: O'Neals Pub (611 S 3rd St, Philadelphia, PA 19147)
TIME: 7 PM
BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.
LOCATION: Cherry Street Tavern (129 N 22nd St, Philadelphia, PA 19103)
TIME: 8 PM
Harrisburg/Hershey Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in H5 will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus. Approximate schedule is as follows (Join the Discord at hashphilly.com for live locations).
8 pm - 9 pm Cherry Street Tavern (129 N 22nd St)
9 pm - 10 pm Good Good Things (11 S 21st St)
10 pm - 11 pm Misconduct Tavern (1801 John F Kennedy Blvd) There are TWO Misconduct Taverns, this is the Northern one
11 pm - Whenever Bar-Ly (101 N 11th St)
START LOCATION: Bourbon and Branch (705 N 2nd St, Philadelphia, PA 19123)
TIME: 11 AM
12 pm - 2 pm: Sign in at Yards Brewing (500 Spring Garden St, Philadelphia, PA 19123)
2 pm - 6 pm: Trail
6 pm - 7 pm: On-in, Circle, Open bar starts at Ruba Club (416 Green St, Philadelphia, PA 19123)
7 pm - 8 pm: Dinner, Open bar
8 pm - 10 pm: Dancing, Open bar
10 pm - 3 am: Late night dancing, Pay your own way
LOCATION: Tattooed Mom (530 South St. Philadelphia, PA 19147)
TIME: 12 PM
Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)
Public Event
including:
EZ Chair
(Portland Hump)
Top Shelf
(Houston H3)
Bread dicks
(BFMH3)
Hidden valley snatch
(BFMH3)
Family on the River
(H5)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Wikipedophilia
(Poo Flingers H3)
phWedgie
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
S/Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
What what mud in the butt
(Main Line H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cocks in Socks
(H5)
Other People’s pussy
(TTH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Energetic
(BFMH3)
No Tick Pics
(MH3/ T3H3)
Tongue Twizzler
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Just Jenna
(PhillyH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(PhillyH3)
Smell My Pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Erin
(PHLH3)
I Would Walk 2,000 Miles... For Dick!
(TH3)
Loves a Lubejob
(EH3)
Shitty Situation
(Pittsburgh H3)
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