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Organizers:

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3

Loot, pillage, and plunder!

PhillyH3 Green Dress Weekend 2026

03/14 11:00 AM

A PhillyH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $99*

Hare(s):

Runner Girl, What What (Mud in the butt)

Welcome Welcome Welcome BACK!

You heard it right, Philly's Anal GREEN DRESS RUN is returning to Philadelphia for the first time in almost a decade! Join us for a blurry weekend of shenanigans and debauchery as we trek around the lovely Shitty of Brotherly Love! This is a FIVE kennel joint event from your friends at the Philly Hash, Ben Franklin Mob, Main Line Hash, Taco Tuesday, and Hershey/Harrisburg Hash House Harriers!

What is a GREEN DRESS RUN? Why it's simple, my good friend - We all dress up in our favorite green dresses (or green attire in general) and do trail through the city! Be as slutty or conservative as you desire and feel free to think outside the box for costume ideas! The green helps hide puke stains and prevents you from getting pinched!

Schedule:
March 12 (Thursday) - BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.
March 13 (Friday) - Hershey/Harrisburg Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in Hershey/Harrisburg will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus.
March 14 (Saturday) - GREEN DRESS RUN: Your rego will include a trail hared by our good friends at the Main Line Hash to include all drinks on trail, ~4 hours of open bar, a catered dinner, some rad af hab, music by DJ Trishylicious, and free cover charge for RUBA's after hours
(SATURDAY SCHEDULE BREAKDOWN LISTED BELOW)
March 15 (Sunday) - Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)**

Rego is accepted as cash or via Venmo (@Joey_Harlan, Last 4 of Phone # 7294)

Unfortunately, pets are not allowed on trail, so please leave Fido at home with the peanut butter.

PLEASE NOTE: that prices are on a tiered scale and your rego price is only guaranteed when you PAY. So please don't wait until last minute to send payment, or your rego price might increase with the schedule


GREEN DRESS

ID, Wallet

Location Details

RUBA Club

416 Green St, Philadelphia, PA 19123

RUBA Club

416 Green St, Philadelphia, PA 19123

Volunteer Crash Space

Philly H3 will do our best to accommodate out of towners with volunteer crash space. If you are interested in hosting an out-of-towner for the weekend, please email us at phillyhash@yahoo.com


Schedule of Events

BFM Trail: Our sister kennel the Ben Franklin Mob will host their weekly trail through Philadelphia. Your rego for the weekend covers hash cash for this event.


Hershey/Harrisburg Bar Crawl: Our beloved neighbors in Hershey/Harrisburg will hare a lovely bar crawl (Buy your own way) through some of Philadelphia's worst bars, ensuring you get a taste of the dive scene...and probably tetanus.


11 am - 2 pm: Sign in
2 pm - 6 pm: Trail
6 pm - 7 pm: Circle, Open bar starts
7 pm - 8 pm: Dinner, Open bar
8 pm - 10 pm: Dancing, Open bar
10 pm - 3 am: Late night dancing, Pay your own way


Taco Tuesday Fat Boy Trail: Taco(I barely know her??) himself will lead our Sunday Fat Boy trail where you can walk off that hangover and get some hearty brunch (Drinks and Brunch will be Buy your own way)


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