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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Philly Green Dress Run 2017

03/11 02:00 PM

A Trail

Cost: $89*

Hare(s):

Rear Engineer, Rubber Ripper, Liquor Box and Broken Rod

Shiggy:

You know the drill...It's a run. You wear a dress. It needs to be green. You drink a lot and make the best decisions EVER!

Join us for Philly’s annual Green Dress Run at the hottest club in Philadelphia! We’re bringing it back to our original ‘hood…the Gayborhood that is! This is one festive dress run that you won’t want to miss.

Your rego includes:
• 6 hours of Fab-U-less, drunken debauchery which will provide the most memorable, shitty trail you will ever go on (on). (We can’t say shaggy because we have none!)
• 4-hour open bar including beer, wine and well drinks
• Food catered by your Italian Grandmother…cause your Mom is busy
• The typical crap that comes along with a rego…a gimmie*, toe tag, a hangover
• One of the area’s premier house DJ’s with a light up dance floor and walls
• Your wristband grants you access to the city’s hottest club in Philadelphia all night (You’ll thank us when the line is wrapped around the block.)
• Free admission to Voyeur Nightclub until 1am
• Conveniently located within stumbling distance to the hash hotel

*2017 gimmie only guaranteed for regos paid by February 25th!

Regos start at $75 from 8pm on Wednesday, 2/1 through 11:59pm on Friday, 2/3. Rego increases at 12am on 2/4 to $89 and will close on Wednesday, 3/8. Walk ups the day of will be $105.

Make sure you review the waiver before submitting your rego!


Green Dress...DUH!

Your dignity...Cause your organizers need it!

Location Details

Woody's

202 S 13th St, Philadelphia, PA 19107

YOU WON'T NEED ONE...trust the experts! Kidding. It's cumming soon...

Holiday Inn Midtown Philadelphia.

Make a Reservation

IMPORTANT - We have a limited number of rooms blocked due to the Philadelphia Flower Show. The reservation cut-off date is February 27, 2017.

Doubles - $139 per night + tax
Kings - $149 per night + tax

Use group code “RUN” online or reference "Philly Green Dress Run" when booking.


  • The link is not mobile friendly, so please call the hotel if you are unable to book from a home computer.

*DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO BOOK A ROOM. ALSO, IT IS UP TO YOU TO FIND YOUR OWN CRASHSPACE.


1305 Walnut Street Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19107

Schedule of Events


Full Moon PRE-LUBE – 5pm at the Irish Pol for Happy Hour
Irish Pol
114 Market Street
Philadelphia, PA 19106

Philly Full Moon Kilty Pleasures Pub Crawl – 8pm
Basically wear your kilt

Start:
Drinkers Old City
124 Market Street
Philadelphia, PA 19106

End:
Jon’s Bar & Grill
300 South Street
Philadelphia, PA 19147
*$3 Domestic Beers and $2 off select Draft Beers
Jon’s kitchen will stay open until 11pm

Pay As You Go! Please check the Facebook invite & Philly Dress Runs page for updates on our location throughout the night.


Hosted by TTH3 and Liberty Bell H3
Hares: What What (mud in the butt), Runner Girl, and Cause for Blindness
Meet up 10am in hotel lobby.
Hash cash: Which includes trail, beer near, brunch at The Garage located at 1231 E. Passyunk Ave.
$10 PREPAY PayPal aprillynnrunning@gmail.com
$15 day of
Drinks at brunch and pubcrawl: you're on your own.


Cherry Street Tavern
129 N 22nd St
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103

7:30 pm - Meet Up
8:00 pm - Pack Off

Hash Cash - $10/$6 if you are rego'd for Saturday's Green Dress Run


Public Event

See the full list!

101 Hashers came

including:

Your Shit is on Fire!

(BFMH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

BFMH3
Shots 'n kisses!

Like A Surgeon

(WH4)

Uncle fister

(BFMH3)

Socks to be you

(BFMH3)

Raspberry Beret

(GiggityH3)

Goes Down on Buoys

(BosH3)

Holy Milk of Our Mothers

(EWH3)

Chip n' Failz

(FTH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Rubber Ripper

BFMH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

My Holes Matter

(H5)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Ghetto-Ho Inferno

LVH3

Orgie Porgie Puddin n Pie

(BFMH3 and PorMEH3)

Pubic Service Announcement

(Boston/Friendly T...)

Pantyphyle

BFMH3

What What (mud in the butt)

(TTH3)

Just Topher

(NYCH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFMH3)

Atari 6900

EWH3
Finish Her!!!

Gag'em Style

(STCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

The Rash

(BFMH3/Philly H3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Cornman on the Cob

(OH3)

Glitterous

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(h5)

Cums Faster Than Men

(CH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Despurrately Seeking Pussy (DSP)

(BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(H4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Donald Dick

YachtClub
...

Sancho

(HVH3)

Just Shara

(FCH3)

Cum Test Dummy

(CUNTH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

A3H3
Keep Hashing Potential...

Judge Doody

BFMH3

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(DCRW)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Runner Girl

(TTH3)

Other People's Pussy (OPP)

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Gag Reflex

(BFMH3)

Snatch Avenger

(LVH3)

Wouldn't You like to No

(FUH3)

Egg Fucker

LVH3
How do you like your e...

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3/PhillyH3)

Genuinely Queer

(H5)

Up Her Ali

(PhillyH3)

Maybe it's Gaybelline

(EWH3)

CPA

(STCH3)

Fannypacker

(BFMH3)

Cuntface

(Poernstar H3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)